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Matchmaking Spinner
If you've been watching the Fireside Duels series that Blizzard has been putting out, you've seen the infamous Matchmaking Spinner. The spinner is shown while the game is finding your opponent and when your opponent is found, you will see it slow down. There are several flavor texts that show up on the spinner that are have no meaning are there to be funny. Good luck avoiding your Guild Leader, especially during raid time! Which opponent would you like to face?
In Action
Client Strings
Tag | Text |
---|---|
GLUE_SPINNER_1 | Easy Pickings |
GLUE_SPINNER_2 | Your Worst Nightmare |
GLUE_SPINNER_3 | World class paste eater |
GLUE_SPINNER_4 | A Murloc |
GLUE_SPINNER_5 | Gourd critic |
GLUE_SPINNER_6 | Nose and mouth breather |
GLUE_SPINNER_7 | Hogger |
GLUE_SPINNER_8 | A cardish Ian |
GLUE_SPINNER_9 | Mopey Mage |
GLUE_SPINNER_10 | Wombat Warlock |
GLUE_SPINNER_11 | Rouged up Rogue |
GLUE_SPINNER_12 | Waifish Warrior |
GLUE_SPINNER_13 | Damp Druid |
GLUE_SPINNER_14 | Shabby Shaman |
GLUE_SPINNER_15 | Penniless Paladin |
GLUE_SPINNER_16 | Huffy Hunter |
GLUE_SPINNER_17 | Perky Priest |
GLUE_SPINNER_18 | The Worst Player |
GLUE_SPINNER_19 | Your Old Roommate |
GLUE_SPINNER_20 | StarCraft Pro |
GLUE_SPINNER_21 | Fiscally responsible mime |
GLUE_SPINNER_22 | Your Guild Leader |
GLUE_SPINNER_23 | Noneck George |
GLUE_SPINNER_24 | Gum Pusher |
GLUE_SPINNER_25 | Cheater McCheaterson |
GLUE_SPINNER_26 | Really slow guy |
GLUE_SPINNER_27 | Musty Orphan |
GLUE_SPINNER_28 | Orange Rhymer |
GLUE_SPINNER_29 | Coffee Addict |
GLUE_SPINNER_30 | Inward Talker |
GLUE_SPINNER_31 | Blizzard Developer |
GLUE_SPINNER_32 | Grand Master |
GLUE_SPINNER_33 | Diamond League Player |
GLUE_SPINNER_34 | Brand New Player |
GLUE_SPINNER_35 | Dastardly Death Knight |
GLUE_SPINNER_36 | Mediocre Monk |
GLUE_SPINNER_37 | A Little Puppy |
Wombat Warlock? Really? O.o I don't even know what that is supposed to mean. Why not Wacky Warlock if we're going with silly adjectives.
And I don't know, but I'd shit myself if I had to play Noneck George. Sounds like a bodybuilding Mafioso. :O
This is a WOMBAT:
To be honest, I dunno about you, but it's the first thing I think of when I hear "Warlock".
I know what a wombat is. xD It's why I don't understand the adjective with Warlock. I mean look at the rest, most of them make some sort of sense. But what on earth is a Wombat warlock? One that's got a pouch where he nurtures his/her kids? It's just completely lolwut?
BTW: Superior Wombats then the one in your pic.
You picked the most unflattering picture of a Wombat.
I like you.
first :D