The Ballad of Sir Annoy-O
Sir Annoy-O, the newest Paladin hero to join Hearthstone, is going to be available in a Witchwood pack bundle deal starting Wednesday when Hallow's End launches. You can find more information on the event here.
Quote from BlizzardFrom Boom Labs came a mighty mech
with armor shining gold.Mandatory Flair requirement.
Crafted well by a gigglin’ tech
who this time broke the mold.
She always made mechs for a lark:
noisy with hair of red.
But they all lacked a special spark
“He needs some Light!” she said.
T’was good then she knew where to find
light in a lazer lab.
Her buddy Kangor wouldn’t mind:
he’d put it on her tab.
She giggled as it powered on,
her masterpiece complete
“You are no MERE Annoy-o-tron!
Now greet, greet, greet, greet, GREET!”
Technicians scowled in every room
so their Boss hatched a ruse.
“Go greet the WORLD” said Dr. Boom
And lit a rocket’s fuse.
The mech crash landed near a town
where he might find a friend.
They thought he was a total clown;
Annoy-O sensed a trend.
He fled their ire into the wood
to stifle oily tears.
What was the use of being good
if all you got was jeers?
He wandered, feeling all aloneThings are getting a bit screwy...
trudging among the trees.
And there he heard the hopeful tone
of laughter on the breeze!
The sound he ventured to track down
and found a fearsome sight:
The Headless Horseman wrecking town
and laughing with delight!
The Horseman rhymed as he attacked
creating quite a din.
Their defender already sacked:
an elder paladin.
Annoy-O saw them suffering
he had to face this foe.
He let his mighty warcry ring,
“HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!”
Annoy-O annoyed, swift and sure
when Horseman tried to rhyme.
The brave little mech stopped the cur
“HELLO!” he said each time.
The headless fiend grew frustrated
and couldn’t stand his ground.
His rhymes were getting truncated
with Annoy-O around.
“FINE, I’LL LEAVE!” he said in a huff
atop his ghostly steed.
He growled, “I HAVE HAD QUITE ENOUGH!
ANNOY-O, I CONCEDE!”
Then the old knight rose to speak:
“You’ve rescued us from blight!
Sir Annoy-O’s the one they’ll seek;
Young mech, I dub thee knight!”
Now Annoy-O’s known everywhere
as the boldest fellow.
He roots out evil in its lair
and greets it with:
“…HELLOOO!”
Hello! Hello! Hello!
I love it lol
It would be nice if Blizzard adds auto squelch option along with this hero.
Cool hero, got also 3 Witch Wood legendaries I didn't had (Rogue, Druid, Paladin).
Mine is better:
Roses are red...
Violet Teacher's blue...
Annoy-O Tron says Hello!
The bear says "please no"?
did I get it?
Roses are red
Violet Teacher's blue
Sir Annoy-O?
How bout NO!
Is there any in-game interaction between this hero and Giggling Inventor and Dr.Boom?
"Hello! Hello! Hello!"
The WoD trailer is actually considered one of the best Blizzard has ever done. (This cinematic deserved a better expansion)
rip giggling inventor
Did someone say Ballad...
Have gun will travel reads the card of a man
A knight without armor in a savage land
His fast gun for hire heeds the calling wind
A soldier of fortune is a man called Paladin
And they thought the ‘Sorry’ emote was bad....... oh boy......
How much it gonna cost?
20 bucks
(Gul'dan from the bad commercials): sigh...Everything.
I didn’t throw a “one off sentence,” his comment was my own evidence. “Instead of nerfs... (blah blah).... (which doesn’t include Mana Wyrm nerf)” there are planned nerfs, and this dude was saying nothing was done. Its like watching people work than calling them lazy, while acknowledging their work. I also think your being way too cynical about the game. Check reddit.
I used to think Arthas was the king of passive-aggressive.
How wrong I was.
I'm SO going to annoy the living fuck out of casual with this guy. Hopefully I'll be the cause of a Kaladin nerd-rage. Arthas' evil was nothing to the amount of HELLO HELLO HELLO I'm going to to inflict on the world.
Adele won't have shit on me either.
I'm seeing a load of cynicism on this but, I'm going to see this optimistically. Fine, another bloody skin behind a paywall but at least isn't attached to an eighty dollar price tag. I'm quite amused at how an in-game meme is now a hero skin.
Wait for it. Soon, we'll see a Rager as a Warrior skin...
His emotes should all be <rage>
Huh, so I'm not the only one who wants to be the cause of rage of players like Kaladin in this game. I wonder why