The Ballad of Sir Annoy-O
Sir Annoy-O, the newest Paladin hero to join Hearthstone, is going to be available in a Witchwood pack bundle deal starting Wednesday when Hallow's End launches. You can find more information on the event here.
Quote from BlizzardFrom Boom Labs came a mighty mech
with armor shining gold.Mandatory Flair requirement.
Crafted well by a gigglin’ tech
who this time broke the mold.
She always made mechs for a lark:
noisy with hair of red.
But they all lacked a special spark
“He needs some Light!” she said.
T’was good then she knew where to find
light in a lazer lab.
Her buddy Kangor wouldn’t mind:
he’d put it on her tab.
She giggled as it powered on,
her masterpiece complete
“You are no MERE Annoy-o-tron!
Now greet, greet, greet, greet, GREET!”
Technicians scowled in every room
so their Boss hatched a ruse.
“Go greet the WORLD” said Dr. Boom
And lit a rocket’s fuse.
The mech crash landed near a town
where he might find a friend.
They thought he was a total clown;
Annoy-O sensed a trend.
He fled their ire into the wood
to stifle oily tears.
What was the use of being good
if all you got was jeers?
He wandered, feeling all aloneThings are getting a bit screwy...
trudging among the trees.
And there he heard the hopeful tone
of laughter on the breeze!
The sound he ventured to track down
and found a fearsome sight:
The Headless Horseman wrecking town
and laughing with delight!
The Horseman rhymed as he attacked
creating quite a din.
Their defender already sacked:
an elder paladin.
Annoy-O saw them suffering
he had to face this foe.
He let his mighty warcry ring,
“HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!”
Annoy-O annoyed, swift and sure
when Horseman tried to rhyme.
The brave little mech stopped the cur
“HELLO!” he said each time.
The headless fiend grew frustrated
and couldn’t stand his ground.
His rhymes were getting truncated
with Annoy-O around.
“FINE, I’LL LEAVE!” he said in a huff
atop his ghostly steed.
He growled, “I HAVE HAD QUITE ENOUGH!
ANNOY-O, I CONCEDE!”
Then the old knight rose to speak:
“You’ve rescued us from blight!
Sir Annoy-O’s the one they’ll seek;
Young mech, I dub thee knight!”
Now Annoy-O’s known everywhere
as the boldest fellow.
He roots out evil in its lair
and greets it with:
“…HELLOOO!”
Sir Annoy-O is his name
and annoying is his game
He faces every new threat
with his version of well met
brought to life in Labs of boom
He now works to stop its doom
With his his drum of color yellow
His battle cry he will bellow
And it sounds like: "HELLO, HELLO!!!"
Too freakin funny. Maybe it’s one of those words you can just choose to spell however you want based on your region...gray, grey, favorite favourite :P
Just facing this attempt at a cash grab at the start of a match is gonna be a big turnoff
Just imagine how mirror matches would be
-HELLO HELLO HELLO
-HELLO HELLO HELLO
-HELLO HELLO HELLO
- -HELLO HELLO HELLO
- HELLO HELLO HELLO
-HELLO HELLO HELLO
--HELLOOOO!!!
Incredible!
Yeah, no, thanks.
We're in dire need of new game features, not even more paid hero portraits.
It's such a shame they can't work on two, or even THREE things at once. Good thing you're fighting the good fight, reminding us that this definitely occupied the entire team for weeks in order to produce it. Fabulous take.
i watched some of this youtube videos that Witchwood expansion is less impactful than the other so maybe people start buying the other expansion and left witchwood alone. and maybe Blizzard noticed it and include this haHAA hero to the Witchwood bundle so people will start buying it.
or maybe just because it is matched with hallow end event idk.
People that never squelch players are probably gonna start doing it when they face paladins with this hero..
All this nonsence around this unnecessarely. We don't need foreplay, Just tell us how much it's gonna cost.
It used to when it was "Hearthstone, Heroes of Warcraft" but it hasn't been that way for two years. They still base a lot of lore off of WoW but they now take a lot of freedom.
One HELLO HELLO HELLO dies
Another one rises to take his place
Christ, why
Misspelled laser, 0/10
Blizzard loves to spin rhyme,
when it promotes a new hero.
Charging feels like a crime
when it could have cost zero.
I'm glad they put this b hind a pre order paywall. Paladin is already cancerous enough and they don't all need 2 b running dis in their decks as well.
Funny how people always want to down vote the negative comments and yet I can't remember the last time I saw a thread on the front page that was about how good Hearthstone is and what they are doing right. It's always the negative threads there. I wonder why. Maybe it's because there is far more bad than good in this game. Maybe it's because the unrealized potential for Hearthstone is going to forever be an illusion in the hands of the current team crafting this game. Or maybe, the defense force here can only defend because deep down they actually don't have much nice to say about the actual game. Much easier to throw one off sentences around like "salt thread" around than actually dispute the arguments being presented. Even your comment doesn't offer insight into what Hearthstone is doing right. It just claims for the sake of defense.
Cant wait for the salty threads complaining how opponents BM them with HELLO HELLO HELLO :D
Arthas was much cooler than this.
Yeah they are doing everything wrong if you ignore what they are doing right...
Fuck Activision-Blizzard. We used to get this shit for free.
be glad you got any free cosmetic skins at all. just because not every hero reskin is available for free doesn't mean you have the right to complain about the ones that aren't.