Hearthpwn

Dont worry guys, I got your synopsis right here:

0:00 - 1 minute of Boarcontrol commenting on his trophy he won at Seat Story, the competition, and Gaara being quietly salty about it. 

1:23 - Promise that this video  will 'quickly' get to card reviews.

2:33 - They will look at all the cards, skip over the ones they talked about before, but will look at all the cards, and all class cards. They will also kinda take their time but also wont. 

3:12 - talk of Seat Story again. Gaara begins browsing Reddit. Boarcontrol talks for 3 minutes at one point without a breath. 

6:24 - Chanman makes contradictory statements unprovoked for the next 5 minutes. 

11:30 - Valuetown makes mention of their card reveal they got. Which is absolutely ridiculous that their card reveal video was able to be under 3 hours. 

11:52 - Chanman discusses his wet dreams. I am not joking. 

16:44 - Chanman discusses his recent Anthrocon costume he made. I might be joking.

18:33 - Chanman discusses his questioning of why spicy is the only flavor the human anus can detect. I am joking.

19:01 - they get to card discussions. This was 'quickly'. 

33:43 - Chanman puts forth his opinions on some cards, and then changes them to match Gaara and Boarcontrol.

44:12 - Everyone sees how long they can hold their breath for. 

45:21 - Gaara wins. 

53:44 - Boarcontrol regains consciousness. 

1:23:43 - Jokes about 'arms' priest. with the Extra Arms card. Gaara's mom comes in the room, with a very clear and distinct Southern Alabama accent. She asks why he keeps talking in a funny accent with his friends. There is about 2 minutes of silence. Gaara continues to speak in his accent. His mom sets down his pizza rolls and leaves. 

1:43:22 - Gaara attempts to swallow his tongue. He's unsuccessful. He compares this futility to Blizzards attempts to make cards for a Shaman Control deck.

1:55:23 - They log into Omegle to ask strangers their opinions on cards. Half the strangers they link to are naked. 

2:02:53 - Chanman changes his opinion 5 times on one card based on the others comments. 

2:11:11 - Boarcontrol asks is the video will reach 4:20 so he can blaze it. 

2:19:15 - Gaara tries to make a joke. It doesnt go over well. Chanman tells him if he tried it in that southern accent his mom had it would have been funny. 

2:19:53 - Gaara curses, in a southern accent for the next 11 minutes. 

2:30:37 - Chanman says that more cards should be made based on professional players. Gaara states they did already for him, Shifter Zerus. Chanman does not get it. 

2:40:23 - They do 'shout outs'. Including all the places to find their excessively long videos. No one has reference Hearthpwn, and how they consistently host this weekly for them. 

4:20:19 - Boarcontrol blazes it.