I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for the Ice Cream Citadel!
The Lich King is opening up an Ice Cream shop Citadel! This week starting on July 20th, The Lich King himself will be at his limited time shop near San Diego Comic-Con selling Ice Cream. Go get your brain freeze on if you're able to, or just check out the video below.
For those in the area, more information on the location can be found below.
Quote from The Lich KingGreetings, mortal whelps!
As part of my efforts to prove to the accursed Brode that I possess the necessary experience to command the Hearthstone development team, I have decided to expand my efforts to all aspects of mortal enterprise.
At first I considered peddling power and vengeance, but according to my focus testing, the foremost human craving seems to be for cold, creamy, sweetened sludge. I have decided to create a frozen-cream sugar-ooze unlike any you have ever tasted. You will desire it.
Prepare yourselves for the grand opening of Ice Cream Citadel, a fortress of refreshment in the scorching heat that afflicts this place. I will be on hand to personally help you conquer the heat with free ice cream. You need spend no money for your first taste of my power.
Choose from an endless selection of TWO flavors:
Behold my tasteful brochure:
Attend the Petco Park Interactive Zone in San Diego near San Diego Comic-Con® and be guided to your just desserts by this map:
You may also take photographs of me with no immediate fear of retribution. Share proof of your delicious ice cream conquests on social media using the #icecreamcitadel “hashtag,” whatever that means.
Begin preparations for your journey now. Ice Cream Citadel will receive supplicants between the hours of 9:00 a.m. and 9:00 p.m. PDT July 20 through July 23.
Don't worry. The Scourge will be there soon...
In the next episode: Lich King sings ice ice baby!
As well as "Cold As Ice"
Meh
next what a lollipop sword?
Ugh. This company used to write serious lore and stories. Now they only write memes.
So Blizzard has enough money to make its own temporary ice cream shop, give away untold amounts of free ice cream during Comic-Con, and make this video to promote it...
...but they can't afford to let us buy wild packs and adventures with in-game gold from a digital storefront?
''Look at me, I don't know the basics of marketing. This is why our economy is going downhill''
Thanks for gracing me with your superior intelligence. /s
I get that it's marketing. I'm trying to point out that it wouldn't hurt them to let us buy wild packs and adventures with in-game gold. So much hate from fellow Hearthstone enthusiasts. O.o
They haven't meme'd up The Lich King, they said.
He's cold and cruel just like in Warcraft, they said.
Oh screw it, who says no to Ice-croam.
Cuz this game is just a joke.
They obviously meant "in-game."
I legitimately want an Ice Cream Citadel shirt now.
Nice to see Blizzard making memes instead of just being one
Why not both?
I scream, you scream, we all scream... For the new expansion.
"Under New Management"
Something tells me that the Lich King didn't buy the store...
Blizzard has got all the flavors right on the Lich King. He is very well balanced as a character(memey but still Lich King).