Hearthpwn

Why don’t they post the revealed cards?

The first cards of the set reveal always run with the disadvantage that nobody really talk about them, and I don't have strong opinions about them. Well, I have strong opinions about some of them, but I don't want to start a debate.

But between all of this Weapons Attendant feels so off. Like it's the type of card Blizzard would print in 1995. But for today's stantards, looks like a worst Selfless Sidekick , and I play that card more than what I should, and I can say that it's preeeety weak. We have to see the Pirate support, which looks like it's going to be a lot in this set, but even them it's not even better than Instrument Tech , cause the Mana that you save by not having to play the Weapon, you spend it in playing a 6-Mana 6/4. And dosn't even triggers Combo or Battlecry weapons. I'm kinda surpised for how outdated it looks. I know it's a neutral common, but It took me back to The Grand Tournament.

The rest of the cards, weaker or stronger, at least look reasonable, they had to be cooking a massive weapon to make a balance like that.

I'm hyped for swimsuit skins.

Based comment. 

Knowing modern Blizzard, the swimwear is likely going to resemble the super modest 1920's fashion. 

Like Sunsapper Lynessa 

inb4 swimsuit Valeera is wearing more clothes than her base skin.

tourist sounds weird to me. Lynessa Sunsorrow is paladin character, here she is paladin minion with text says rogue tourist. why not the other way around, lynessa as rogue minion with text says paladin tourist. regardless of what gameplay meaning of tourist, this makes more sense

They're a tourist of the class they're in visiting another class.
Lynessa Sunsorrow is a paladin tourist visiting the Rogue class.
Buttons is a Death Knight tourist visiting the Shaman class.

Incredibly trash expansion. Why not further break this game by removing the barely existing class restrictions? 
Sometimes it feels like the developers are deliberately trying to lessen the lifespan of hearthstone, perhaps to replace it with a new solution down the road.

Pls go and play minecraft, so commends are just a shame.

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Getting ‘White Lotus’ vibes with this theme- should be a laugh with some hopefully similar characters or references.

No new keywords, damn. Even the treasures from the manager are old cards. No, tourist is not a real keyword. They're really out of stuff.

I mean, Tourist it's by definition a real Keyword. You could like it or not, but it is a Keyword.

And there is a few sets already that didn't had a defined Keyword. Starting by GvG, Spare Parts it's barely a Keyword, but it is.

Whispers of the Old Gods has no Keywords, and was a banger of a set. Mean Streets of Gadgetzan, dosn't really has a Keyword, other than Jade Golem, which only 3 out of 9 classes had. Ashes of Outland dosn't has a Keyword other than Outcast, which only 1 out of 10 classes had. An then there is examples of Sets that had a Keyword, but the Keyword become Evergreen, so in retrospective feels like they didn't had a Keyword, like Stormwind and Boomsday.

So is not the weirdest thing. But most Keywords are more set dependent that how people thinks. Like yeah, you can Dredge outside of Sunken City, but all the Dredge support is on Sunken City, or Invoke only works with 1 card of 1 set in your whole deck. Most of the Keywords only see play during their set, like there is like at best 2 Finale cards that still see realistic play, and they almost never print support for any old Keyword, so Keywords always were heavily attached to their set.

Some individual cards still see play, but because the cards are so good, it generally has nothing to do with the Keyword itself. Aquatic Form would still see play if said "Look at 3 cards into your deck. If you have the Mana to play the card this turn, draw it." cause it dosn't matters than Dredge, the onlything that matters is that Draws a card for 0 Mana.

I'm just glad a lot of minions will just generically be pirates. You know this if you've tried to build it. Once you're out of new cards, the other pirates in pirate rogue are like, Fogsail Freebooter or some shit. It's really bad out there.

HELL YEAH! I PREDICTED THE THEME AND IT RULES! I even said we'd get old cards returning with art of them drinking pina coladas on the beach or tanning wearing sunglasses lol

It's so suppose to be a beach expansion but with females having man legs and are fully clothed on the beach. Man they are really scared of making any female characters sexy. Possibly I suspect the devs swing the other way especially the males devs.

I did notice that. Idk why they wouldn't just take A F Kay's summer BGs skin and tweak it a little bit. Her art in this when shes finally an actual card is one of the worst I've ever seen. You're right. It's probably the people in charge (mostly men wearing suits in corporate board rooms) specifically telling them to do that out of fear of 'outrage'. When in reality, I go to a ton of cons and even cosplay myself and actual women (not the vocal but tiny minority who post on the internet) enjoy looking cute and attractive and cosplaying as 'slutty' characters. I myself like to do it

even the monthly rewards has been changed to PiP packs.
this is waaay too fast. it was supposed to be august 1st.
or they plan to insert 4th expansion soon. mamma mia.

I will quit when that happens.
it's too much effort for me when my gold is not enough for even 3 expansions.

THERE NO CINEMATIC?