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Kaelthas 7 mana after you cast spell your next spell cost 5 more. All ramps now destroys 2 mana crystals. Kalethas cost 7 and your 3d spell cost 1. Your all 0 cost cards cost 1 for rest of the game.

I don't care of wr on ladder I care of moral good and otk in turn 3 without any drawback should not exist!!!!!!!!!

 bro what language is this

 

- How is a card which in no way polarizes or dominates the meta or really limits further card design a problem?

 OP lost to it when he was one win away from Rank 5 Silver.

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This is not a bug that give rewards to players so they need time to fix

 This person gets it. ^

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This is an issue.

 And do you have any healthy problem with that or what? Does this affect your salary income or have you been bullying by your opponents recently?

 Hey, sorry for the delayed response, but I can't for the life of me decipher what you're trying to say here.

 Obviously they want to know if you have a healthy relationship with your childhood bully which may or may not be affecting your income. Makes perfect sense.

By the way, I get the 0-cost 6/6 taunt, but how does your Patches also become a 5/5 already? What wild magic is making that one happen?

Oh, thanks for clearing that up. My childhood bully is an employee of mine, so I guess the answer is yes.

The Patches there isn't typical. Opening hand was Embiggen, Embiggen, pirate. Probably would not have posted if not for peak shenanigans.

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This is an issue.

 And do you have any healthy problem with that or what? Does this affect your salary income or have you been bullying by your opponents recently?

 Hey, sorry for the delayed response, but I can't for the life of me decipher what you're trying to say here.

Quote from Sherman1986 >>

Also, I wouldn't call the interaction broken. It's not intended, it is just a bug.

I know you know it, but I felt the need to clarify it. :P

 Thanks for both of your responses. You're referring to the 0 cost spells?

You're hilarious, bro.

Mulligan for 1 drops, play on curve (ignoring conditional battlecries, such as "Deal 2 damage" or "Give your weapon +1/+1)", complete quest as early as possible, value trades or face.

1. Go to C:\Users\YOUR USER HERE\AppData\Local\Blizzard\Hearthstone

2. Open options.txt

3. Insert following:

   targetframerate=x (can be 0 for unlimited)

   vsync=0

   Complete game changer. You will have 80+ seconds every turn, guaranteed. Not sure why this isn't the default.

The irony in your deck description is overwhelming.

memo333 hates something in hearthstone. Who would’ve guessed?

This is the reward for the tavern brawl, friend. You have to wait for it to release later today to get these rewards. It's a dungeon-run style one like the fire fest-E.V.I.L was.

Lol, patience. This will be the Tavern Brawl event for the week. Once it goes live in your region, you'll be able to play!

2019 and ppl still can't play around MCT ffs

Heh, Greetings.

You know what is even more boring than playing 30 to 40 minute-matches?

These numerous complain-posts about Control Warrior every single day.

Oh, I dunno. Six is a pretty huge sample size, so I'm sure we can derive some pretty representative conclusions about the expansion as a whole. Boy howdy, Blizz sure shit the bed on this one, y'all. Six... that's some extensive testing.

Wow, what a mouthful! I guess I should introduce myself as well: I am a morally righteous wannabe intellectual who likes to complain about people who complain. I was just on Facebook, writing a post complaining about complaining, when I saw this post and thought I ought to complain about it too. 

I too have played this game since its release, and despite the fact that I've thrown my computer across the room three times today, I attest that no one has the right to complain about this game. It's objectively perfect in every way and needn't ever be criticized, especially not by lowly forum peasants like yourselves who are of such inferior intellect and moral righteousness that you probably don't even watch the same television shows I do. 

Yes, it is true that I've personally considered tracking down Blizzard employees just so I can kidnap them and hold their families hostage until they do something about Big Priest, but what you need to understand is that I can do that because I'm special. I needn't be held to the same standard of accountability as you peons, for I possess abilities beyond your comprehension.

I can make rocks move and mountains part. I can make rivers stand still and even flow in reverse. My intellect is of such enormity, that by merely stating my opinion I've made it impossible for any of YOU to respond. Don't believe me? Try it. Try it and watch as your fingers grow numb and your mind loses the will to keep typing, having been completely and utterly demoralized by my limitless genius. 

I'd love to stay, but now I must return to the heavens where I make my glorious domain. Oh, and before I go, don't bother complaining about me complaining about complaining, because if you do I'll complain about you complaining about me complaining about complaining and create an infinite loop of complaining that causes the universe to collapse in on itself and explode. Don't believe that either? I've done it before. Ever heard of the Big Bang? ;) 

I am here for the growing list of people who don't get the purpose behind this perfect post. Please, continue on, clueless ones.

How do people not get that he is making fun of this type of threads and take it serious?

Fun text.