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Kingsbane does not keep its buffs when stolen or copied. This whole thread is a mess.

I think it's far more likely that the even-odd mechanic having synergy with Fiery War Axe was entirely coincidental. The Fiery War Axe nerf was because of Pirate Warrior. That's all. No further examination or explanation necessary.

Do you understand how the meta works?

I'll explain it to you. When a single deck is dominating the meta, people do something called "teching," which is just a fancy word for using specific cards that "counter" a certain deck. An example of this would be using Hungry Crab when there are a lot of Murloc Paladins on ladder. Even though Hungry Crab isn't very good by itself, it becomes great when you are facing a Murloc deck.

Sometimes, you can even use an entire deck archetype which is good against whatever you're encountering on the ladder. This is called "countering the meta" or "planning the meta." So if your deck (which was a very common one, and a very powerful one) becomes something people encounter frequently, what they do is use their knowledge of the game and its resources to make decks that do well against your deck so they're not taking losses left and right. Pretty crazy, huh?

I hope this helps you to understand why your amazing Odd Paladin isn't doing so well any more. Cheers.

Quote from TundrazZ >>

Icehowl and charged devilsaur too, but honestly who gives a dam?

My tracker worked fine with Monster Hunt. Try installing latest update if tracker not recording your deck properly.

I mean... you clearly did that yourself.

Quote from YourPrivateNightmare >>

A lot more fun than Dungeon Run, because most of the bosses are actually beatable and not just unbearable RNg shitshows. It'S also more interesting to play with esssentially a new class with its own card pools and a hero power that actually works as you go on and doesn't become obsolete.

Although I'm kinda struggling with Darius right now, his whole gameplan just seems soooo slow

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I do have to congratulate the OP though. Framing it the way he did allows him to either make a joke and get away with it or make a complaint and later correct it as a joke and still get away with it as well. Allows him to pick whichever story gives him the best result.

Quote from Marega >>

Sad to see some ppl here with brains as big as a chicken as they actually dont realize that this thread was made as a satire.

Funny thing is that the bozos thinking its a genuine whinny thread are ppl with higher rank than me. Just another proof that time and tier 1 deck is  what u need not skill

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Quote from Nanaki404 >>

Well, to me it was pretty obvious : this thread is a parody of "please nerf" threads. This is a troll-post, based on humour and 2nd degree. The orginal poster was sarcastic, and not at all serious.

This is pretty clear by seeing how over the top ridiculous his claims are. Even if the rest did not give it away, the part you pin-pointed should make it obvious for anyone that this was all a JOKE, as no one can possibly that stupid.

I have trouble understanding how you could miss the joke by that far to think this was a serious thread.

 

If a person make a joke that 95% of readers find hilarious but 5% do not get it, is it a flaw from the joker ? Should he explain the details of why this joke works and is funny to some people ? 

 Well, here is the thing about being sarcastic or anything else which is not easily transmitable via blank test featuring no indication or present of signs like facial features to let us know such is the case, it doesn't work well.

That is the thing though, Hearthstone is a very wide fanbase and you would be surprised just how dumb some of the players you will encounter actually are. With this is mind, it is entirely possible that this thread can be a serious one, even if it isn't and failing to make it sure for everyone that it is taken as a joke and not as a serious complaint is an issue the OP should have thought about.

Yes, it is the fault of the joker. He framed the joke in a way that not everyone would understand it to be a joke and that is his doing. He doesn't need to explain anything, he has the right to joke however he wants, but will also see others that don't understand the joke take it seriously. If he actually wanted to have this as a joke everyone would understand, he should have made sure he framed the joke in a way that no living serious human being would do. Unfortunately, in this player base, what he presented to us is actually something a serious player could present and hence the flaw. It would need to be even more outrageously illogical than it is to actually be framed in a way no one could take it as serious.

Remember this, it is Hearthstone, a game made to appeal to the lowest possible common denominator, when you want to pick something that would never be real, it has to be a hell of a lot more illogical than you would do for something with a higher common denominator.

 

Quote from TyrantrumRex >>

 At that rate, they need to nerf Wisp, and Snowflipper Penguin!!! Their cost to power ratio is INFINITE!!!!THIS IS BASIC ALGERBGRA EVERONYE! CANNOT DENY THE FACTS!!!

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Quote from Petrallis >>

Don't you people get sick and tired of constantly finding minor flaws and inconveniences that literally only you notice and rant about them like 10-year-old kids? Just because you lost a bunch of tempo in a couple of games due to Dire Mole that doesn't mean it should get nerfed. This is why the HS is getting worse than a stage 4 cancer. Same happens everytime someone doesn't like a new expansion, the rant starts all over again. Yes, the game isn't perfect, but just grow up and learn to appreciate it as it is. 

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Yeah, Dire Mole is absolutely OP.

But you know what's EVEN BETTER ? Motherf*cking Snowflipper Penguin !

That's right, this card COST ZERO MANA !! AND it's also a beast !!!

You know what this means ? You can, on turn 1, play 2 Snowflipper Penguins AND 1 Dire Mole !!!!

OMGZZKWXWSQZKRTVQKTR this is INSANE

Blizzerf, please nard !!!!!

Can't believe i ddin't notice this.... @ 0 mana 1/1 is basically infinite stat and infinite value... could maybe be even more problamtic than dire mole - cant believe i dont see mroe people playing this card. making deck now with 2x snwoflipper pangins, will be legend within 3 hours, will post screenshots for proof of 100% winrate deck.

0 mana 1/1 stat is equivolent to 10 mana 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000/10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 with feefect of cannot be tagrget by spell and hero power, cannot be silence, deathratle: resumon this miionon. cannot h*cking beleive blizzard feel okay to print power creep card like snowflapper pansheen.

@blizzard, ths man have exposed unlock potentianl in ur cards, pls nerf asap before snowblubber porpoise become entire meta of 100% win decks

Quote from RustInPeace11283 >>

I never seen everybody agrees so hard with each other. Best post ever!!!!!!! Lol plz blizzard, you know nothing about your game, this guy knows, let's make a trophy to this hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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It's not guaranteed to get Voidlord on turn 5-6... You could accidentally pull a 5/7 charge, and cube it to deal 15 damage to face... 15 damage to enemy, 2 x standing 5/7 charge minions, and restore 8 health to your hero for 6 mana... No big deal.

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Quote from zmauls >>

Speaking of which, Hunter needs nerf as well. Most broken class in game. How is Hunter balanced? Hero power is deal 2 damage to opponent's face. Warlock does same thing, but to HIMSELF?!?! HOW DOES THAT MAKE ANY SENSE BLIZZARD?!?!

 I skipped every other post and I'm sure people already explained everything that was needed.

Still I have to say, this paragraph is gold. It shows so clearly the lack of understanding of basic aspects of card games. Warlock dealing 2 damage to himself is still the best Hero Power in the game because it comes with an extra card draw, extra resources. Hunter dealing 2 damage to the opponent is strong to close out games, but it is completely useless in everything self. It has no affect on board, hand or anything else. Warlock getting an extra draw is the ever present potential to draw exactly what it needs to whatever is required to answer the board. That this basic concept flies over your head makes me wonder, is this your first day playing the first card game in your life? o.O