Hearthpwn

avg hearthstone employee day: 

1. play mage all ur life

2. release miniset with useless cards except for big spell mage

3. attend mothers funeral

im glad they decided to just double down on paladin after miniset and make it twice as broken

cant wait to get braincancer so i can join the hs dev team by meeting their only requirement

the dev that decided to give paladin a windfury card should definitely NOT get shot in the head

everyone 2nd game there is a clown roping on quest mage/aggro druid (the 2 deck that exists in standard), its actually insane how fucking retarded inbred subhumans you can be while playing the same deck for 200+ game

aggro druid players are orphans

9 out of 10 game are orphan warlock players, boring af

letroll

I use the old one with -1 Feral +1 Best in Shell

Sadly the new expansion gave nothing , Best in Shell should have been Nature atleast but its quite good.

tier 3 deck (but fun)

i am high elo in another game, but i am a d5 scrub here :(

no Incanter's Flow nerf, what a fucking joke 

fun to play vs the same 3 deck in standard. 

talent

i hope every mage player gets the therapy they need to heal their childhood traumas

yes Mage is other hard one for me, they just have so much free card draw and so much damage. but having good early cheap drakes and raise dead with buffs works fine with them. I didnt meet many Warlock yet, but Mindrender helps a lot