Hearthpwn

Quote from HGlaucemic >>

I tech in Eater of Secrets in just about all of my decks now.  Stupid amount of mages running around flinging secrets every which way.  I like to imagine the look on their face when they have 1 life left and that pretty little Ice Block secret goes bye bye.

Not sure why, but potion of madness that little piece of shit card pisses me off more than anything else in this game right now.

Didn't play much last month so I started at rank 20 today. Just played this total moron mage with my secret mage. I have him at 3 health and he has core rager and a couple of other weird vanilla cards on board. This turn, he plays firelands on my secret keeper that is currently 7/7 and it spawns him a tundra rhino allowing him to kill it. I have ice block up and 15 health and am just waiting for any spell to kill him. Final turn, he plays a secret off top deck which 100% had to be ice block and then he plays servant of yogg. What RANDOM cocksucking spell do you think it casts? Flare. The second I see that I ctrl alt delete and force hearthstone closed. Now I remember why I haven't played this bullshit game all month. Drooling noobs are rewarded for having shitty decks and making shitty plays and the game just angers me and nothing else.

One of those days again with the bullshit match maker. Took 5 hours to get 3 wins for quest. Tried quest warrior because it's usually fun but I faced nothing but secret mages. I switch to pirate warrior and instantly no more secret mages and I get aggro druids.

Yeah real easy. I face 4 priests in a row, lose all 4. Face a quest rogue, lose by turn 5. Face 2 secret mages, lose. Faced an aggro druid, lose.

Quote from ShQQta >>

Another day. Another bunch of desperate, sad fucks playing quest rogue. What rank did you get with that shit? Don't bother answering - it's meaningless. Same goes for pirate warrior. Nobody respects that shit. Not even legend. Bots can get to that grinding those decks. It's not like you have normal skills playing that shit - it's actually an indication of subnormal skill if you are running those decks and DONT hit rank 1. Sad. Sooo sad. Calling it now. If you suck at the game jump on that pirate warrior or quest rogue or murloc Paladin and see how far you get. If you don't hit legend you suck. If you do hit legend you are at least as intelligent as a bot, which isn't saying much.

I needed 2 fucking wins last night. I started playing at around 7 and by 10 I had my 2nd win. This game is such bullshit. Started at rank 13 and ended up at 15 with no stars. Every matchup was my worst matchup and they always had perfect answers and perfect curve. I decided to play freeze mage and faced FIVE secret mages in a row, I decided enough was enough so I switched to an agro paladin deck and the secret mages stopped and I got quest rogues and pirate warriors. I decided to try pirate warrior and started facing quest warriors. Why can't they just make matching making fucking random?

Quote from doomr >>

There is no worse feeling than teching in Eater of Secrets, getting matched against a secret mage and never drawing it despite drawing 47 cards 

 

Has anyone ever played a hunter who hasn't had alley cat on turn 1?

Quote from Cirrostratus >>

I just played THREE pirate bloody warriors  in a row. All three had exactly the SAME opening cards and play... Stupid hook thing, pirate then the pirate that runs in... next turn he has something like a 6/2 pirate with charge and a weapon with 5 attack... WTF. Not only is it UNFAIR to be that aggressive by turn 2 , it's BORING to play against the same deck constantly. Can we have more shamans, druids and warlocks please (even though that Jade thing is annoying). Warriors are currently more annoying than even Quest rogues. 

Funny if you're 12

play a more cancerous deck then.. and be like 90% of the other players on HS ladder