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Quote from Xarkkal >>

fuck ice block

I swear this game screws you if you start winning too much. I started at rank 12 last night at around 6:30. I had quest for 5 mage wins so I decide to play some freeze. Lots of douchebag pirate warriors and jade druids. Not a single win in like 10 games. I switch over to quest mage and again keep losing. Every game my second apprentice was exactly card #30 in my deck. I switch to an elemental quest mage and just got wrecked game after game by people having the perfect answer exactly when they needed it. Fucking 5 hours later at 11:30 I finally managed to get my 5th win. Why can't they make the matchups truly random?

Quote from HGlaucemic >>

I tech in Eater of Secrets in just about all of my decks now.  Stupid amount of mages running around flinging secrets every which way.  I like to imagine the look on their face when they have 1 life left and that pretty little Ice Block secret goes bye bye.

Has anyone played a hunter that didn't have alleycat turn 1?

Quote from ShQQta >>

Another day. Another frustrating loss to a pedo playing quest rogue. Make sure you rope those fuckers the entire game. Another set of tilting emotes from bad mannered little fucks and still no autosquelch. Another stomping from a pirate wanker. Another set of unwinable netdeck matchups for my homebrew control deck: Jade Druid, quest warrior, then Lyra priest thoughsteals cairne and plays thoughtstolen resummon onto it before I draw it. 

Game is a stinking pile of shit and vomit - like Brode. The only thing that makes me happy is knowing I made the right decision stop spending money on packs several expansions back. Brode couldn't balance this game or make it fun to save his life. Please God can somebody fire him.

Decided to try some quest mage for fun. I'd say 15 out of 20 games, both the sorcerer's apprentice's were in the bottom 5 cards. At least 7-8 games the 2nd apprentice I needed was at the very bottom of the deck. 30 cards and the game puts my win condition at the very bottom over and over again.

Quote from DannyJi >>

For the people on ladder that play taunt warrior. What the fuck is wrong with you? Taunt warrior is by far the most retarded deck in HS. Not only is it retarded, it's fucking boring as fuck too. Watching Garrosh play same fucking taunt after taunt for 20 minutes I feel sorry for the guy running this deck on ladder all day. I can't even bother to see if I win or not. I find myself conceding out of share boredom, just so that I don't have to stare at Garrosh ugly face and the same old taunts any more. 

Such skill. Wow. Many amaze. 

Not sure why, but potion of madness that little piece of shit card pisses me off more than anything else in this game right now.

Didn't play much last month so I started at rank 20 today. Just played this total moron mage with my secret mage. I have him at 3 health and he has core rager and a couple of other weird vanilla cards on board. This turn, he plays firelands on my secret keeper that is currently 7/7 and it spawns him a tundra rhino allowing him to kill it. I have ice block up and 15 health and am just waiting for any spell to kill him. Final turn, he plays a secret off top deck which 100% had to be ice block and then he plays servant of yogg. What RANDOM cocksucking spell do you think it casts? Flare. The second I see that I ctrl alt delete and force hearthstone closed. Now I remember why I haven't played this bullshit game all month. Drooling noobs are rewarded for having shitty decks and making shitty plays and the game just angers me and nothing else.

One of those days again with the bullshit match maker. Took 5 hours to get 3 wins for quest. Tried quest warrior because it's usually fun but I faced nothing but secret mages. I switch to pirate warrior and instantly no more secret mages and I get aggro druids.

Yeah real easy. I face 4 priests in a row, lose all 4. Face a quest rogue, lose by turn 5. Face 2 secret mages, lose. Faced an aggro druid, lose.

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Another day. Another bunch of desperate, sad fucks playing quest rogue. What rank did you get with that shit? Don't bother answering - it's meaningless. Same goes for pirate warrior. Nobody respects that shit. Not even legend. Bots can get to that grinding those decks. It's not like you have normal skills playing that shit - it's actually an indication of subnormal skill if you are running those decks and DONT hit rank 1. Sad. Sooo sad. Calling it now. If you suck at the game jump on that pirate warrior or quest rogue or murloc Paladin and see how far you get. If you don't hit legend you suck. If you do hit legend you are at least as intelligent as a bot, which isn't saying much.

I really fucking hate priests. I decide to craft a nice aggro paladin deck. First match is against a dumb gold priest. By turn 4 I have a nice board filled with minions with divine shields and next turn I can adapt them all. What does he do? Shadow word horror. Seriously I haven't seen that card in a year and the ONLY reason I saw it now is because some random asshole was playing it in their deck and the game matched me so I would get fucked.

I needed 2 fucking wins last night. I started playing at around 7 and by 10 I had my 2nd win. This game is such bullshit. Started at rank 13 and ended up at 15 with no stars. Every matchup was my worst matchup and they always had perfect answers and perfect curve. I decided to play freeze mage and faced FIVE secret mages in a row, I decided enough was enough so I switched to an agro paladin deck and the secret mages stopped and I got quest rogues and pirate warriors. I decided to try pirate warrior and started facing quest warriors. Why can't they just make matching making fucking random?

Quote from doomr >>

There is no worse feeling than teching in Eater of Secrets, getting matched against a secret mage and never drawing it despite drawing 47 cards