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i, playing aggro hunter, just got aggro'd, by a priest. playing neutral cards.....

 spoiler alert: i lost.

 i am sorry..but... this.. made my day..

this month's meta is fucking broke. whateventhefuck,

i, playing aggro hunter, just got aggro'd, by a priest. playing neutral cards.....

 spoiler alert: i lost.

Problem #1: Stamina Deck vs Ultra Stamina Deck
Problem #2: I debuffed a dragon for -3 attack with Tarim
Problem #3: I pulled fucking Keleseth second to last from the entire deck on T22.
Problem #4: Reno fucking Jackson.

*trombone sound*

Quote from Kaladin >>

aggro in casual is the only option that should exist.  if you arent playing aggro in casual you should be banned forever. 

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Quote from Bayerig1 >>

I have a boyfriend and I'm afraid to tell my parents even though I'm 24. Why can't they just accept me for who I am?!

 i guess it is the wrong section.Anyway the soon you will tell them the sooner they will accept it.Good luck.

I hate that the only way I can climb ladder these days is with uber aggro Hunter deck. It's not fun. The meta is forcing me to compete with other unfun aggro decks just to get enough goddamn gold so that I can craft a deck that is more fun/creative and still climb. And it doesn't fucking help that every single person playing the exact same decks as I do get perfect fucking curves when I fail to pull Keleseth every goddamn match. 

And stop healing your enemy just cuz you can't do fuck all T2, priests. goddamn. heal your own sorry butts.

Quote from Daowen >>

screw Kingsbane

Counters KFT Jaina very well. Thank you.

I used to wreck it with Lich Jaina elemental decks but with the new meta I'm just getting crushed. This is the only deck that I've found that seems to counter other decks pretty well, mainly thanks to Dragon Fury. I've added Arcane Blast due to so many aggro decks slapping down low-cost minions early on. Anyway, thanks for deck. It was just a tad different from what I was using, updated. I also added TLK to help counter aggro decks late-game. Worked.

Took out Dirty Rat and because I don't have Meteor or another Raven I added some spell-giving minions.

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Quote from rphalange >>

Casual has lost all meaning, folks. Think you're safe from 5-turn-KO aggro decks? HAHA. tbss. Experienced Golden Heroes are there, waiting, to womp your sorry ass.

 

 It's because the game is so expensive people grind meta decks for their 100 daily gold in casual. 

I remember when Valeera the Hollow came out I fought a Hunter that was botting and his program didn't understand what was going on when my hero became stealth. It spent its whole turn trying to swing at my face, ignoring my board, until it roped. Then during my turn I could still see it trying to swing the minions at my face (highlighting each of them in the same rhythm) and when it's turn came around again it must've broken because it just sat there until I won.

I guess the painful thing to admit about that story is that it means that aggro is so powerful and so necessary to collect cards for free, that even the people who are using these strategies cannot stand to play in casual anymore because it is so full of people who are grinding just to keep up in their collections. For every 1 person playing for fun, there's 27 who will play the most brutal, most powerful, fastest deck they can to grind gold.

Keleseth.
Shadowstep.
Keleseth.
Shadowstep.
Keleseth.

Honestly I'm not even mad. That luck, though.

I had to concede. Would have just been a waste of my time.

I love the new expansion cards, I really do. I find them fun.

But.

Ever since the release, I never, ever get the right cards in my starting/mulligan hand. It took me SIX MATCHES to draw Kingsbane at all. Meaning I went through at least 20 cards 6 times before I pulled that damn weapon. So all those enhancements that I had in my deck were either wasted on a dagger or held in my hand, waiting, hoping.... And it doesn't end there. No sir. I craft good ol' Keleseth because reasons but, of course, I only get him in the first half of the match about 1/30th of the time (that's a guesstimate). 

But do my opponents have such bad luck? Why no! Of course not! Kingsbane is right there! And Lo, poisonous and lifesteal ready to go!.1-cost minions? They got em! Despite my hunter deck having about 6 of them do I get them in my starting hand/mulligan? No! Because why should I? It's only a death sentence against another aggro deck nbd.

AND THAT'S NOT ALL.

Casual has lost all meaning, folks. Think you're safe from 5-turn-KO aggro decks? HAHA. tbss. Experienced Golden Heroes are there, waiting, to womp your sorry ass.

You might suggest "just get better" or "just get over it" or any number of things but I don't think any of that is a permanent solution. The real problem is that clearly I forgot to sacrifice a goat to the RNG gods and must suffer for my insolence.

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how to play it? ive lost 92 in a row

Quote from LucasPassado >>

For me this card doesn't loose durability at the end of the turn, you can draw unlimited cards, but this is a bad thing too, your opponent can play around this and can watch you burning cards and getting into fatigue.