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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!
    Quote from Dimirx >>

    The Story of My Life - Noob Edition

    One day, a friendly budget warlock stumbled upon something called, "ranked." This happy warlock thought to itself, "Yeah! I got this..." Using its budget zoolock deck, it entered the danger zone. "It is time to shine!" It exclaimed before taking its seat and awaiting its opponent when, suddenly, a paladin arrives-- taking her seat with her fancy card back. Lady Liadrin...a name I will never forget.

    I was about to concede at first meet, for her shining armor and blue fancy card back were far too much for my newbie eyes to bare. Quickly, Magni, the warrior, flung his hand out onto my shoulder and cried out, "What are you, stupid? Don't give up just because she has a better appearance than you! Or because she has a better card back than you! Go on...give it a try! Ya got nothing to lose, lass!" With that, I felt confidence-- I felt strength-- I was all powerful!

     

    ~10 minutes later~

    After many cards from the N'Zoth Paladin net deck were thrown at me, I finally chose defeat."You win...this time." That being said, I turned to Magni and said, "I told you I should have conceded instead of getting completely humiliated."

     

    All Magni had to say was, "So sorry, my friend..."

    Credits

    Story written by: a beginner to ranked

    Magni played by: a pro to ranked

    Warlock played by: a noob to ranked

    Lady Liadrin played by: a faggot

     This is gold, I want more. Please be a writer in real life and make books and or screenplays, or just write in this thread at least. Thank you
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    posted a message on [Legend] Zoo
    Quote from givigivi >>

    First, Im not native speaker and my grammar sucks lol 

    Second, These Line characters are not my collection. They're a big big doll standing  in the shop called Line Shop (in Japan). Brown is like 150-160cm sth. But yea, I do love Line characters a lot and already owned many of them (clear file, plush, doll etc)

    Anywayc I dont think it's strange to use it here at hearthpwn lol just trying to b myself here xd

    thats all good man, you should be yourself. i didnt mean it was weird to use on hearthpwn either, just that it stands out and it made me happy to see hehe. tc :)
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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!
    Quote from Woondha >>

    No, it is not based on RNG - But it sure isn't based on skill either! 

    "Look at me, i play Hunter and think i am totally the best player out there, so when ever i can't auto-pilot my retarded braindead skill-less NetDeck, i better go whine about it - Buuuuh Huuuu" 

    Get over your self.

    By my beard! You just called someone retarded for playing a certain hero in a children's card game. 
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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!
    Quote from LeviathanHS >>

    Nothing but worthless Face Warriors on ladder now. They do nothing but hit face and hope they topdeck continuous damage (which they somehow always do). 

     I played against one of those face pirates with my dragon paladin earlier today (yeah forgive me for trying to have fun in a game, right). The guy was topdecking  and got arcanist raper to deal the last 5 damage to my taunt after I had finally managed to stabilize. I Oozed his raper and didnt forbidden healing for 4 health because I thought the odds 1/18 cards  that he would draw the only card that could kill me, the second arcane raper, was pretty slim. Guess what card he topdecks. The guy ofc played terribly the entire game too, trading his 4/3 Kor'kron into my 3/3 ghoul and stuff like that. Booring.
     
     
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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!

    Haha "one misplaced minion can fuck up your board". Yeah! 

    I might buy that "20 calculations just for unit placement per turn" is common to zoo players. Because they are mentally challenged. Then again Forbidden Ritual.

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!
    Quote from SharedTriumph >>

    c'thun warrior bulshit, you have to burn down 50 minimum health and if you fail they armor up to an unkillable amount of life. 30 motherfucking minutes of game. And you wonder why people prefer aggro?

     Because of a little something something called ADD. Who the undercityheckster cant spare 30 minutes to gaming anyway? Cry me a bloody river mate.
    No I don't buy that people don't have 30 minutes to play a game. You're just too impatient or unfocused as individuals to play anything other than fast, braindead decks that mindlessly spew your entire hand in 2 turns. 
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    posted a message on The spam here is crazy

    "cleared like it usually is" 

     

    i lol'd at this. yeaaaah, must be down a mod or 2 for the last 2-3 years.

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    posted a message on Best way to deal with Warrior?

    Cry me a river, it's not even OP. It requires 2 activators and is honestly a little underwhelming against the ridiculus onslaught of vomit decks such as the filth you're playing. 

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!
    Quote from Citizen77 >>
    Quote from karpf1sh >>

    Lovely how in this game a class a) doesn't exist or b) is OP. Hunter and Shaman? OP. Priest? FUCKING NONEXISTANT.

    Fuck this game.

     fuck the english language too, apparently spellchecker is non-existent on your computer
    There's nothing wrong with his language that I can see (then again I'm not a nitpicking cunt nor mentally challenged.)
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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!

     

    How to be a good control warrior: Gain life resource, pass turn. Gain life resource, pass turn. Repeat 10000 times and shield slam minions for 5000 damage for 1 mana.

    Don't play a single creature unless you brawl or it can help remove something instantly, in brawls just vomit low cost minion on board and win against opponents 4+ minion established board. And then finally complain and get mad when people don't want to play on your terms  and instead go facemode against you in a desperate attempt to keep you from gaining more life and race you before you eventually spam the board with ridiculously powerful minions. 

     

     

     

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