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I took screenshots. Many. But then i realized, for some reason the deck tracker overlay isnt recorded on those screens.

I wanted to show that retarded uga uga ape strong ape copy screenshots, but now i have to look up the replay.

That mage played:

Babbling Book: 2

Solarian: 3

Imprisoned Phoenix: 6

Fireball: 3

Runed Orb: 2

Exploding Sparkler: 3

Some freezes and some other stuff.

And people are REALLY WHINING about priests? Are you serious?

REALLY?

standard btw.

Fine fine but does this site also tell you why i stopped playing for a couple of days? Because i had 9 Paladins in a row and all of them played almost the same cards at the same turns.

Its easy, build an anti spell deck and tadaaaaa, no no minion enemies until you switch the deck again. Sadly you got no chance with that anti deck against every other build.

The ADHS is strong with you but let me tell you smth. Try to build a priestdeck on your own. No matter what you are doing, let it be zoo, silence, or the fastest priest deck there is where you draw your deck as fast as possible, whatever, after 2-3 wins the matchmaker adapts to your new deck and you get hardcounters 99% of the time, so its not worth the time and priest players fall back to the decks they are used to, because they got a place in the generic meta. A shitty place, but a place. And now dear moderator do your job.

Oh look! I got the skill1 I play tikitardus 3 or 4 times, you got 1 card left, i got 18 cards left, who is the noob now? biatch!

you suck, i got skill! tell it to your mom!

me: 4x tickatus in a row is just retarded, its too much, its NOT HEALTHY FOR THIS GAME!

kids on hearthpwn: stop whining and take my downvote, muahahah im a noob but i can play tickatus

mods: deleting this post because they need the upvotes of those kiddies

*sigh* just do it. im too old for this shit.

me: taking a screenshot for the lulz

Why do you need to create a new mage post? There is already a mage post somewhere on this forums. To escalate the moderation lunacy, why do you post a new hearthstone topic? There is already a post about hearthstone.

Oh hi Kurgo

hello

im a stupid player

i cant play rogue

so i whine

psalm 69:24

Quote from Ace1a >>

Mage broke wild and needs a nerf in the next balance patch. I haven't played wild in the last few days and my friends are frustrated too, many switched to standard. Been hearing wild is over 50% mage now. Blizz nerfed tiller otk, they should do the same for otk mage.

 Wait, let me fetch my 100% anti mage counter deck and suddenly all mages are gone!

Im 110% sure a tikiradus whines about a mill deck.

If you see you got no chance, instead of rage quitting offer your enemy a: "Well played" and concede and gain +1 Karma

If you Rage Quit or let it rope (only when you get lethal next turn) gain -4 Karma.

If your enemy offers you a concede and you accept it, gain +1 Karma. He gets +1 or +2. If you refuse it, gain either -2, -1 or no Karma.

Now the big question is, what do you gain with Karma? :D

Better RNG at matchmaking? Better RNG at pack openings? Better RNG at RNG cards?

Or Gratis Packs when you reach x Karma? Full enchant a Card for x Karma?

Quote from Rhinnan >>

So what's the solution to this cancer that is secret mage now? I think I've played 10 mages in a row with this exact same deck.

 Just be lucky not to get matched against retarded warlock with like 34234534534535 singel removals, 423424 board clears, and 4x5 wasted cards. Oh and jaradingbums without healthpenalty, because it woudl really suck for the warlock to lose, after he denied all your cards... Oh and endless heal, how stupid from me to ignore that.

NERF priest card draw NOW!