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AQuote from AirSqueebe >>

No joke, one game I got millhouse manastorm and nat pagle from the two tokens. 

Honestly in arena, I'd rather see a Boulderfist Ogre dropped on turn 3 than this little cunt. It's got to be the most unfun card to play against ever in hearthstone

I must be missing something, how is Hozen Healer into Crazed Alchemist 28 damage?

Enchanted Raven?

I've heard this logic used before and it makes no sense.

Consider that the probability of drawing any card (say, Tirion) after the mulligan is 1/27, which is about 3.7%. That makes the probability of drawing him 18.5% by turn 5 and 37% by turn 10, without extra card draw. I don't think we'll disagree that a sizable portion of games reach turn 10, right? Well what you're saying is that losing this 37% (and increasing) chance of drawing a game changing card "doesn't matter" because you can just pretend that it was at the bottom of your deck. Even with just a few extra card draws you could have close to 50% chance of drawing Tirion by turn 10, and this changes to 0 when he gets transformed into a chicken.

It's like taking all the aces and face cards out of a deck and playing blackjack, and just pretending that your luck was bad and you just didn't happen to draw any during a game. That's a more extreme example but you get the point.

This just happened to me

This card's entry sounds a lot like Nefarian vs Priest

Quote from SeminoleWind >>

Look at it like this. In the common thinking about this game, A card is usually qualified in three ways: "Bad": A card that actively harms you, provides no benefit to you, or an easily countered benefit to you. (Majordomo, Magma Rager, a lot of cards with high mana cost that are simply unplayable given current meta and tempo) "Good": A card that provides a benefit to you (Senjin Shieldmasta, Frostbolt), and "Great" A card that provides 2 unique benefits to you. (Dr. Boom, Defender of Argus, Abusive Sergeant.)

This card, for 4 mana, a very reasonable costs, gives you 4 unique benefits. Not only can you utilize the card to attack twice, it also heals you twice. 

But you're not explaining why it's better than other weapons.  By this logic, Sword of Justice provides 5 benefits, which for 3 mana would make it better than Truesilver. But we know that's not true.

And before you say anything, you don't need to prove to me why it's better- I'm just saying your logic is shaky at best.