Jesus fucking Christ on a crucifix, can Demon hunters fuck off?! I spend an entire game playing at my best, bouncing zephrys multiple times to keep me alive, play Khartut defender, and they don’t rucking care. I play Hanar with pack tactics and redemption, and they just fucking play their mystic bitch that nukes the board. I tech in ooze to deal with it and other matchups, but they draw all four of their weapons, and even when I have my Khartut defenders resurrected by Yogg the cunt just plays Ilgynoth and hits me in the face with 13 damage warglaives, because the class needed a second Kayn. How do people play these brain dead decks that do everything better than anyone else, and still feel good about themselves, and then spam emotes for the rest of the game, like they’re a fucking 12 year old who only gets happiness from ruining people’s fun.
War Master Voone: Had really high hopes for this card, but when I tried him in the Whizbang deck, I couldn't get value because my hand was too full or because I had no dragons.
Akali, the Rhino: This card was pretty trash, even though the spirit was good.
Zentimo: The card, I like, but his survivability is just trash,
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Jesus fucking Christ on a crucifix, can Demon hunters fuck off?! I spend an entire game playing at my best, bouncing zephrys multiple times to keep me alive, play Khartut defender, and they don’t rucking care. I play Hanar with pack tactics and redemption, and they just fucking play their mystic bitch that nukes the board. I tech in ooze to deal with it and other matchups, but they draw all four of their weapons, and even when I have my Khartut defenders resurrected by Yogg the cunt just plays Ilgynoth and hits me in the face with 13 damage warglaives, because the class needed a second Kayn. How do people play these brain dead decks that do everything better than anyone else, and still feel good about themselves, and then spam emotes for the rest of the game, like they’re a fucking 12 year old who only gets happiness from ruining people’s fun.
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Nightmare Amalgam
A card that has a trait from a different tribe
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Cavern Dreamer
A card unique to an event
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Reliquary Seeker
A card that with extremely specific conditions
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Me talk! Me talk!
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Unleash the Hounds and me trade and last doggo Smorc
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She is a really fun card in my opinion and should not be dusted, since it can lead to some crazy moments.
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Oondasta smashes into your mystic and cheats out my Amani War Bear
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Surprised:
Gonk, the Raptor: A really fun card I got for free and use in odd druid for the memes.
Spirit of the Raptor: While playing odd druid, this has been able to get so many card draws.
Bwonsamdi, the Dead: This has gotten so much value when I play again priests when they get the Spirit of the Dead off.
Disappointed:
War Master Voone: Had really high hopes for this card, but when I tried him in the Whizbang deck, I couldn't get value because my hand was too full or because I had no dragons.
Akali, the Rhino: This card was pretty trash, even though the spirit was good.
Zentimo: The card, I like, but his survivability is just trash,
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Ah, I see you are a fellow Gonkee too.
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As the title says, you can post your Gonk opening here, or just let out all the inner hat. I am sad to say that I was one of the Gonked as well.
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Ball of Spiders
A card with terrible stats for the cost, and the effect doesn't even make up for it.
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Should be scarab eggs
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How much?
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It made the Mindbreaker damaged. Sorry for not clarifying.