Hearthpwn

What happened to your eyebrows?

Is going to is going to be amazing with stand against darkness turn 5 turn 6 this

since we know every class will get a quest, and that quest will start in your hand unless you mulligan it, handbuff cards are less likely to be in your starting hand, and if you do have one, there are is only going to be one or two depending on whether you went first or not. Is this going to slow down handbuff paladin? Am I completely wrong? What do you guys think? Have I asked many questions and used too many comas?

At least bingo card is empty... 

rip hype :( 

thought this was gonna be a bigger thrill ride :(

Nerf this and send it to the depths of hell, like where this portal leads to!

I am still pushing a little bit on that this a salt thread here and there lol... 

but what I'm really saying that pw isn't that bad, in being good. (Sounds confusing lol) pw isn't that brain dead, it's been discussed by everyone that a aggro vs aggro match up turns into control. Since you have never played pw, you wouldn't noticed the times when it's better to go face and force them to trade. 

When I make a c'thun deck I always try to mix it with the classes meta, like making a jade'thun deck or a grimy'thun. 

Accidental put post lol 

anyways I try to make a deck around meta and tend to fail, cuz it's hard to fill board, ramp, and grow c'thun at once or save my cultist to get them buffed and not die cuz of a lack of heal in aggro...

I can't argue with secret paladin, even though it's not that broken, but isn't there more than enough ways to get rid of two one health minions? Like taunt? Or hero power? Some super cheap aoe like that 1 mana deal 1 to all, volcanic potion, n'zoth tent ,(I understand why this is a bad thing to run though) ravaging ghoul, inn swipe, explosive trap, etc. there's even cheap taunts, like bilefin, that c'thun taunt, etc. so there's no way patches is a problem on the board unless you have the worst luck in the world. 

And there's no way you can say that the rng helps people at all either, since the 3 drop you hate so much can only be put in twice, the 1 mana spell that hurts everything can only be put in twice, heck there's only 4 pirates plays besides patches! (Stb and the WoTG one) so if anything they have to get luckier than you for them to even get half their cards. 

And how can a deck with no heal be brain dead? Isn't it common knowledge that healthy is a resource and you have to learn how to spend it and save it? And there's no way you can say that people are playing the game for what it is and the cards they're given, and call the people who are given these cards brain dead!

I don't understand how you are going to talk about this not being a salt thread but your going and calling the reason people play pirate warrior sad? (Couldn't find a nicer way of wording it lol) you literally told everyone the exact opposite of what your trying to say too... "sure people can play the way they want" and then "gets job stop making me lose in he filithy tryhard spend money instead of grind" 

i also remember you being proud of being a f2p in the beginning with the whole "grind to rank 5 with dragon priest and act like a snowflake"

How are you gonna complain about pirate warrior, start a whole thread about people lying about not playing it,  call it auto pilot, and the admit to playing mid-range shaman like it was such a hard thing to do?

Jade idol is not as broken as you think! How often does jade even get to fatigue? Never! Not because it's too good, but because it's too quick... and how often did you ever see mill do that good anyways? (Besides the full heal all one) and control can stand up to jade! They have to hold back on all their answers is all... which is a hard skill to learn, thus all the control rage.

Have you ever gone all or nothing on a card like this and then get hexed/poymorphed/execute/etc?

Am I the only one that thinks that his head is huge for his body?

Ben bride looks to much like Seth Rogen st first glance.. do what I'm thinking is we all spend some money on packs and use it to change his face. 

Thank you for your time 

edit: Brode*

Super lucky magic misiles? 

Edit: missiles*