Hearthpwn

Yeah handlock was my favorite deck and I'm saddened by how bad warlock is right now. This card would be so strong, and good enough to make handlock good again. I mean this card is probabaly worth about 6 mana just because life steal is SO GOOD on warlock. I'm hoping the last few warlock cards are good because jesus christ that 3 mana kill a minion to destroy a RANDOM enemy minion is SO BAD.

Here's a card I came up with in 10 minutes, I really like the idea, Handlock is my favourite deck to play (or, was rather, RIP MOLTEN GIANT) This card supports the Handlock playstyle and even allows you to heal up a bit! stops aggro in the early game and can easily be played for 3 mana early on if you have 9 cards in hand!  obviously a powerful card, but sod it, Warlock needs love! 

I've had a decent win rate with it, I will give it some more testing and post results, I can also record a short youtube video If you would like to see in action how the deck is played. 

Let's say realistically  you have 2 Tomb Pillagers and you get 2 coins and you don't use them for your combos, its 1 mana for 6 damage to the face but rogues are known for miracle stuff so with Malygos that's 11 damage.  I think it should probably cost 2 mana, only because in a combo deck with Malygos this is really gross to play against and Malygos rogue is already a thing. At 1 mana there's too much potential for easy win OTK. It's a tough one though, but personally I would have it cost 2, plus with Thaurissan it would cost 0 and that's spooky, but then again you need to keep these coins and they fill up your hand so it's a tough call honestly. Maybe it's fine as 1 mana because it's so situational. 

Hey, I'm back after a month long break of... doing nothing. Here's my new idea... Its pretty damn bonkers. 

Turn 3 Y'Shaarj but deal 20 damage to your hero? pogchamp

Druids are known for having pretty insane cards with mental drawbacks, here's the ultimate extreme. Innervate, Ultimate Sacrifice turn 1 Ysera, take 18 damage. xD (edited to 3 mana to allow more room for counter play, also makes it more awkward for wild growth to be a problem unless they coin wild growth, turn 2 play this.)

Do you like board clear? Do you like tentacles? Do you like N'Zoth? Well here is the card for you!

and to help out, here is the new card Tentacle of N'Zoth. 

An annoying threat that deals pretty well with aggro decks, however I can't imagine there being too many in standard any more. Not only do you get 1/1 minions you also get the aoe board clear damage to help. 

Okay this one took me forever... Hope you like it! 

And here are all the cards you can get from it. (Golemagg is not included because it's unplayable)

Yes but nothing actually changes, the cards effect isn't different based on your health... like... of course it alters C'thuns health but it's just swapping, it shouldn't count. 

This card actually breaks the rules and it's been let into voting stage... the competition states the cards effect MUST changed BASED ON THE HEALTH of your hero or the enemies... this card doesn't do that, it doesn't matter how much health you have it just swaps the damn health around... does it say "if you have less than 15 health swap your health with your C'Thun" No... so I don't even know why it's in the voting stage. I could have designed a much better card if I knew I was allowed to not follow the damn rules. 

Qiraji Devotee doesn't qualify... it's effect isn't  based on the heroes health total... does this competition even care about the rules? It says CLEARLY "Must change depending on health total of one or both heroes" ... this doesn't change depending on that, it just swaps your health with C'Thuns... 

It is expensive but it's pretty strong. Aviana... Naga sea witch... Y'Shaarj. 

Spent ages working on this one... Hopefully you all think it's as cool as I do. Sorry for any lore related mistakes but I tried haha. 

So just a little info for those who are concerned. 

If you have 16-17-18 or 19 health this card will do NOTHING. This is intentional, it opens up a small window to play around it, don't damage the druid if you don't want him to get an effect from the card, you can somewhat control the outcome. Armour will NOT count towards the health total of your hero. As a druid it ecourages you to play with your health total and perhaps include healing effects to ensure that you get something from the card in case your opponent is trying to Broll-Block you ;)

As much as a 6/2 weapon seems op, Tirion Fordring allows you to obtain a 5/3 weapon from just an 8 mana card. A 5/7 Taunt while strong is still manageable, if the meta slows down which, it will somewhat in standard at least, cards like The Black Knight might see play again. 

"This week on Elders React; Old Murk-eye's removal from standard" 

(i dont like murlocs.)

Goofs and Gaffs for April, 5th old god, Ethan Bradberry.

Let me know if this card traumatized you or not. 

He's not the strongest old god... N'Zoth in Lore is the most powerful old god...