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Quote from PetiteMouche >>

Finally one good card in this mini set, 5 mana mass resurrect for demons, I'll take it.

The other card is of course garbage.

 It isn't like you'll see Sylvanis for the next 2 years or anything.

They keep doing this shit with failing archetypes and I want them to keep doing it because eventually it sticks in Wild with enough support lmfao

Warlock had so many failed archetypes over the years and now it's amalgamated into a "fuck your opponent's cards" package ;)

Or look at all of the Totem Support this year, Even Shaman is one of the strongest decks in the format now.

Holy shit Magistrate is better than Glide at refilling my own hand and it's a 5/4. Will it make the deck better in Wild? Maybe. Sometimes Outcast Glide just pisses me off because I know my opponent's hand is garbage but I have to fill my own hand too, and it's a dead play whereas this is a decent body.

Kinda funny how every card is Odd. Baku the Mooneater is quite happy.

Deck now has (worse but Odd) Rat, Bulwark tutor/upgrade, and a 4-5th turn 8/8 Taunt. Not bad.

The condition is barely there, the Taunt is amazing.

Must another Kazakusan or Mr. Smite be printed for you? This miniset lineup is incredibly solid, I'd hate to see you whine about the cards once they come out. 

All this Polkelt discourse but this card is for one of the driest classes in the game. Sure, let your opponent know you have Cariel so they can play Theotar. Draws you a card off rip so it's whatever even for Holy Wrath Paladin, not like anybody plays that either.

Pretty damn good card, I hope we see the return of DH Disruption. Incredibly effective if your opponent's board clears are in the middle of their hand. Zola or Brewmaster on this could buy you an extra turn as well.

Can we get polls back so this could be the most voted Meta Defining! card on the site

The art this miniset looks really fucking sick though

LMAOOOO that druid card 

Mill is back, Open the Waygate mages can go play with themselves

Quote from Andrei2007 >>

I find it funny when wild players call standard gross. Like, you start summoning Neptulon every turn from turn 4 as priest, you get infinite mana by turn 7 as druid, and you get a monster board by turn 3 as any aggro deck. How is standard even close to this?

 Druid is the furthest thing from being a problem in Wild, all of the top Aggro decks are great but there's so much efficient control in Wild that Control decks can trump them almost every time. The only issue is the highrolling in Priest and Mage having infinite turns, which wouldn't be an issue if they actually cared about the format and gave it Wild-modified versions of Standard cards instead of banning them.

A Big Priest that doesn't highroll is usually dogshit and a Quest Mage that gets both Parrots disrupted, aggro'd (w/ Secret disruption), or sometimes Curse of Agony'd is in the mud. But yeah, you shouldn't have to run strictly control and disruption just to even have a chance of winning.

Playing Standard after starting to play Wild 4 months ago is a massive snoozefest. If I didn't make the switch I probably would've quit the game a while ago, there isn't shit to play on Standard.

Quote from SoundwaveVR >>

10 (TEN) FUCKING CARDS IN MY HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE STILL GETS IT THE FIRST TRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

 Technically 9, because Theotar doesn't look at dupes (2 Desperate Prayers), but still 

He needs a nerf to at least 6 mana 5/5 badly

Quote from The_George >>

The eternal question still remains:

Why the fuck do people continue to play this dickslit of a game?

 Why the fuck do people waste their time saying this on a community forum if they don't even play?

Waiting for streamers to play this brawl before I consider. Top winning decks are probably the most predictable shit in the world (spoiler alert Big Priest is not amongst them)