Hearthpwn

How the hell does Malygos keep getting passed up for nerfs/HOF?  Absolutely nothing except counterspell can deal with zereks into mindblast+holy smite on turn 10.  It's braindead.  No Malygos deck has ever been fun to play or play against. 

This deck made me question my will to live when I had to face an odd warrior.  44 turns, 41 minutes, but I pulled it off despite massively screwing up the infinite combo several times

https://hsreplay.net/replay/Wbqkiav8kpCLw9vJoM2bZB

still, I feel pretty good since it was just my third game with it.  If I had lost after all that my computer would probably be out the window right now though.  Also it always feels good to beat an odd warrior at their own game.

I hate how things that just can't be coincidences are brushed off by this community with "lol get your tinfoil hat".  My internet is very good.  It never blinks out...until I start playing hearthstone.  At the rank floor final boss?  Wow what do you know, it goes out for exactly as long as necessary to count as a loss when I was well ahead during the game.  On a big win streak?  If they can't get you with the counter queues to your deck, well guess what, your internet will go back to the stone age.  

Thaulopi, with all due respect, put down whatever it is you've been smoking.  Nature is full of competition.  Do you think deer ram their antlers into each other for fun?  No, they are competing. 

To bring it back to hearthstone - you have a strange attitude about it.  It is a game whose core lies in competition.  A game like you are talking about where there is no competitive aspect is not hearthstone.  People have this weird attitude with games in general where they find a game they don't enjoy and whine that it should be something totally different.  Just find a different game that has what you are looking for.  And remember, you DO get a form of reward when you lose even now - experience.  It may be irrelevant to you and a lot of people who are already at the maximum level, but it's still something.  Maybe they could/should introduce a "prestige" system like in call of duty where you can reset to level 1 and level up all over again in exchange for some cosmetic stuff.  I don't know.  

Why should they?  Are you owed one card that gives you a sampling of most of the current meta decks?  No.  You aren't.  It was a fun card, it was strong when its recipes were viable, but now it's not.  

It's like any other card - if it stops being viable, stop playing it. 

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Yeah, it's your 6 that Blizzard doesn't "need" to fix the decks as a result of this unintended Nerf (they didn't refund you for Mechgineer Thermaplugg after Leper Gnome got nerfed), but it is really sloppy and unprofessional of Blizzard to not update a deck recipe when it gets gutted

 It's not a deck recipe, it's a card with a set of deck recipes included in it.  They were set from the beginning and there  was no promise that they would ever change.  You are projecting what you want whizbang to be, but it's not what he is.  He is a card that gives you the exact decks he promised from his launch, nothing more, nothing less.  His text does not read "you get some decks that are optimized to the current meta taking all of the latest balance changes in to acccount".  Come back to reality, the card functions as it is supposed to.  The fact that some of its decks are just plain bad means the card is just plain bad.  

show me the part of the whizbang card that says it is supposed to compensate for nerfs/buffs of cards in its decks and remain as good as it was at launch.  I'll wait.

The card is still good even after the saronite nerf.  You aren't making a viable argument.  Getting a 4/5 and a 2/3 for 4 mana is still very good.

No offense intended, but neither of your english skills are enough to counter my point.  The card is not meant to be "in every meta, you get a viable but not optimized deck". That's not what it is nor what it was intended to be.  Should there a be a card that does what you guys wish it did?  Maybe, but whizbang isn't it unless it gets redesigned.

Yes, it is, but nothing in the whizbang card implied that it would keep up with the buffs/nerfs.  If it is worse because of them, that's just how it goes.  It was a card that gave you some viable decks in the metagame that existed when it was released.  That is still true.  The fact that it is worse now isn't a problem, it's just like any other card that becomes bad because of balance changes.

I get where you're coming from, but the card doesn't say "gives you a random viable deck in the current meta".  It just gives you one of a sample of pre-determined decks.  Just because parts of them have been nerfed doesn't mean the card should be changed. It was never meant to be a competitive card that keeps up with the meta and nerfs.  What you saw at launch is what you get, that's it.  

nobody sees the dumbest two turn kill in hearthstone coming.  Gotta yeet on em, one day they'll learn to respect gahz'rilla

How do people who play mill rogue even enjoy playing?  I seriously don't get it.  Literally all you play is coldlight oracle, sap and vanish and things that add more oracles to your deck.  Every other card is irrelevant.  That's all you do.  The entire game.  Don't you have anything better to do?

Open letter to wild players:

I hate you all.  You are all garbage.  Go shove your mill rogues, your aggro mages, your odd paladins, your even shamans, your standard tier 1 decks, your big priests, up your ass. It's WILD.  Have some fucking creativity!  You all whine that blizzard doesn't care about wild and therefore it is dead, but it is YOU people who are killing it.  Nobody wants to play wild because it's even more stale than standard.  You can find a video of a streamer pulling off his jank combo after his 100th game trying it, but top wild decks have remained the same forever, and they will stay the same forever.  I wish I had the patience of the only good wild player/streamer Dane, but I don't.  Every fucking game is the same.  

Mechathun is the worst card ever printed.  By far.  Fuck off with your alternatives, it's mechathun.  If it was printed with dirty rat still existing, it would be fiine.  But dirty rat is gone.  Mechathun is the fun killer.  God fucking forbid y ou play a deck that's fucking fun, if it beats aggro decks then guess what the fuck you are queueing into, a shitload of mechathun decks.   this game is such bullshit.