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Can shamans seriously just get the fuck off of ladder you worthless class? You've had your time in Karazhan you fucks. Why the fuck is it that when I decide to disenchant my entire shaman and paladin collection since they're shit (and no fuck you if you like playing cancer call to arms paladin), and make cubelock to gain ranks on ladder, some fucking JERKOFF PIECE OF SHIT SHAMAN COMES OUT OF NO WHERE. HER DEE HEX, HER DER, DEVOLVE. Wtf? Get the fuck outta here and get back in the fucking trash where you belong you ugly degenerate fook. Just look at yourself, Thrall. Big muscles sure. But your face makes me want to shove my hand up my ass AND FUCKING SERVE YOU A TACO KNUCKLE SANDWICH. 

 

 excuse me,i do not want to bother you somehow,but i think in 3 days of play (from rank 17 to rank 5) i never found a single shaman.
I found even a c'thun druid.They are probably running devolve setup on ladder because of cubes but i never saw them around between my plays..

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Ahhh, of course. A few days before the expansion, a random person out of nowhere (totally not a Blizzard employee), posts how many packs he's opening which of course iS going to be a shit load. Notice how other people reported super high pack opening numbers too. Gee, I wonder if they're trying to make me feel like "Oh' if other people are spending money on packs, I SHOULD TOO RIGHT"?....Ok, maybe I should low-key...BUT YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE BEN BRODE!!!!!!!

 would you like a tinfoil hat?

 

Ahhh, of course. A few days before the expansion, a random person out of nowhere (totally not a Blizzard employee), posts how many packs he's opening which of course iS going to be a shit load. Notice how other people reported super high pack opening numbers too. Gee, I wonder if they're trying to make me feel like "Oh' if other people are spending money on packs, I SHOULD TOO RIGHT"?....Ok, maybe I should low-key...BUT YOU AREN'T FOOLING ANYONE BEN BRODE!!!!!!!

Can shamans seriously just get the fuck off of ladder you worthless class? You've had your time in Karazhan you fucks. Why the fuck is it that when I decide to disenchant my entire shaman and paladin collection since they're shit (and no fuck you if you like playing cancer call to arms paladin), and make cubelock to gain ranks on ladder, some fucking JERKOFF PIECE OF SHIT SHAMAN COMES OUT OF NO WHERE. HER DEE HEX, HER DER, DEVOLVE. Wtf? Get the fuck outta here and get back in the fucking trash where you belong you ugly degenerate fook. Just look at yourself, Thrall. Big muscles sure. But your face makes me want to shove my hand up my ass AND FUCKING SERVE YOU A TACO KNUCKLE SANDWICH. 

Why not druid legendaries? Also, we should see all of them by April 5th give or take a few days.

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 I mean what do you fookin expect, control paladin? Yeah, keep dreaming buddy. When i equality + consecrate your first voidlord and doomguard, but you bring them back 23094 times, I look at my hand that has lay on hands and wild pyromancer. NICE MEME MAN. CONTROL PALADIN SO FUCKING GOOD RIGHT. GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE. I'm going to continue to play Call to Arms paladin until you can stop fucking playing cubelock and control lock. Sorry buddy, control paladin is a joke that gets outvalued but fucking everything. Eat pastrami with salami while singing GORLAMI!

Holy crap man. Calm your tits. I say that I play control warlock so that I don't have to explain that my deck is a mill deck based on using Fel Reaver + Treachery + Glacial Shard combo to burn all their cards since idiots like you don't understand anything past "hur dur T1 deck copy and paste". I've never played Cubelock in my life so don't make assumptions based on your own salty experiences. Learn to play and maybe you could make control paladin work...

 

Nice flavor. 

Battletag: Zilean#1602

Region: U.S.
Usual Play Times: Literally All Day
Level of Experience: Advanced
Preferred Heroes: Paladin, Shaman, and Mage (Moving into priest though since paladin sucks)
I’m Looking For: Human friends
Tell us something about you: I'm a salty mofo. 

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Wild is only the same stupid paladin decks over and over. Thankfully I abused this fact by playing control warlock to rank 5 but now that I want to play other decks, it's frustrating running into the same bullshit Call to Arms and Righteous Protector over and over.

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top half of the deck - Coldlight, Coldlight, Shadowstep, Shadowstep, Sap, Prep, Prep, Deadly Poison, Leaching Poison, Vanish, Tinkers, Doomerang and turn2 Shinyfinder...

Member when you had to think about your Coldlight turn to not get immediatelly punished and not just get carried by drawing the weapon? I member...

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look at this totally fun and interactive game.

Same. I'm tired of trying to play other classes when their cards just collect dust from my being able to be used in a viable deck. Lay on Hands has just been staring at me.....menacingly....

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can we stop with the rants already? the expansion isn't even out yet, nor have we seen all the cards ... how the fuck do you guys want to know what the meta will be like or if a card is powerful or not? everybody though cabal lakey would suck, yet is is played in every warlock deck. just be patient and actually see how good the cards/classes/decks will be then you can still go on rants afterwards ...

 I'd love for you to be right, and that warlock won't become as oppressive as Razakus Priest. But with warlock losing almost nothing from their arsenal (umm, I think just Mistress of Mixtures and N'zoth .. so 3 cards out of 30), and then getting two really strong legendaries ... I feel a big nerf coming on about a month into the expac, after lots more warlock hate. And then sad warlocks whose deck got wrecked. 

Let's hope I'm wrong.

 Warlock isn't even oppressive right now. Strong? Yes. Unbeatable and consuming the meta? Not really. The loss of N'zoth is going to hurt Control Lock greatly and I think you are right about the incoming nerfs they will also face. Although I don't think Warlock is oppressive, I do believe Possessed Lackey and/or Dark Pact will be among a few nerfs when the new standard cycle hits. 

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  Alright turns out a rebuke effect on a body is pretty good, didn't knew the actual stats, knew loatheb is still good though. rebuke isn't that good though cause it doesn't have a body attached and is more of a tech card, rather than just a solid good card, not like loatheb

 Dude. Ok i ll make it easier. Imagine playing Murloc pally. 5 mana. You either play vanilla 5/5 and get Loatheb effect, or you paying for this effect 2 mana and playing Coldlight Seer or Murloc Warleader which are murlocs and actually have synergy with the rest of the deck . Which one is better, let me think, hmmmmmm

 

 Loatheb without a question. You are comparing using 2 cards vs using one which is a massive difference for an agressive deck.

 

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