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Quote from Soltarg >>

when i have to complete a quest wining a match with paladin i pick my homebrews in casual. Generally quest paladin or control paladin.
It is impressive how many times i got bmed from top meta decks even tho it's clear that i am not running a web list for paladin.
i am starting to think that people are ****** in a state that they cant heal their brain back.

 It's because paladin is such a laughable class. Both of the archetypes you listed are garbage tier. Hell even when I come across a paladin on ladder ranked, I get to de-stress since it's a free win. Also people hate odd paladin so yeah, there's no such thing as a respectable paladin deck. :/

Blizzard what the actual fuck is wrong with you making shaman ridiculously overpowered. Just lost another fucking game to the cancerous Windshear Stormcaller again. NERF THIS FUCKING COMBO ALREADY. SUMMONING AN 8 MANA LEGENDARY ON TURN 5 IS NOT OK. MY GOD I THOUGHT FREEZE SHAMAN WAS CANCER, TOTEMIC SHAMAN IS THE NEW AIDS. JUST CRAZY HOW SHAMAN HAS WAY TOO MANY VIABLE ARCHETYPES UGH. 

IF YOU PLAY SHAMAN, YOU NEED TO HAVE A WATERMELON ANALLY INSERTED. 

BUFF DRUID FFS.

Was about to uninstall hearthstone after my 653th failed attempt at making a good control deck for paladin and shaman. So what did I do? Dusted all my paladin and shaman cards since fuck those trash garbage classes. Made as many viable druid cards as I could for a class I never played and jesus fucking christ.....

WHERE HAS THISCLASSBEEN ALL MY LIFE. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?! HEARTHSTONE IS ACTUALLY FUN NOW?!? 

Maining druid to 500 wins baby. Staraligner druid so much fun. 

You know? I used to complain about losing to op classes whatever meta I was playing in (Pirate Warrior, Tempo Mage, Any druid archetype). But I finally realized my problem. I wasn't playing druid. Dusted all my paladin and shaman cards since fuck those shit fuck trash classes. As if they'll ever get a decent control deck. And I made as many druid cards as I can and played a few games of staraligner druid...HOLY JESUS FUCK. THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN MISSING?!!? 

I AM NEVER GOING BACK TO THOSE GARBAGE CLASSES. I AM MAINING DRUID AF AF NOW. LITERALLY I CAN PLAY ANY DECK I WANT AND HAVE DECENT CARD DRAW NOT SOME FUCKING DRAW 2 CARDS OVERLOAD 2 MANA IN SHAMAN. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST CAN'T EVEN GET DECENT CARD DRAW IN SHAMAN!? LMFAO. 

But i don't care. honestly hearthstone is so much more fun now that im not trying to make garbage decks for classes that are absolute shite. Playing druid is actually the most fun ive ever had. 

Are you fucking kidding me?!? I leave wild to escape the fucking cancerous malygos braindead shaman and lose to a fucking Eureka malygod deck in standard!?!? STOP MAKING SHAMAN GOOD BLIZZARD FFS. 

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Quote from Zilean >>

Wow...just saw some guy complaining that cubelock was getting boring to play because all the matchups were aggro...OF COURSE IT WAS BORING YOU FUCKING ASSHAT. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD MAKE A MIDRANGE/CONTROL DECK THAT HAS NO CHANCE OF BEATING YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT. ROT IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I LOOOVVEEEE BURN MAGE, AND IF I EVER SEE YOUR UGLY GULDAN FACE ON LADDER EVER AGAIN, I'M BMING SUPER HARD, THEN PYROBLASTING YOUR FACE. Of course, you're way dead before then. Thank got for dark pact nerf. THANK YOU BLIZZARD THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Thank you so much Blizzard for nerfing Warlock. My burn mage shits on them even harder. LET'S GOOOO BOYS ALMOST RANK 2 FOR THE FIRST TIME!

 

 

 Do you know that s not your merit if you re almost at rank 2, right? Because all what you do during the match is dragging everything you have face and nothing else. Trade? Pfff... Thinking? LMAO

 Sorry, I tried making a control paladin deck. Lost every single game at rank5. 2 warlocks added me after and started calling me an autistic fuck for thinking that control pally could ever outvalue Rin or Archbishop. Yeah, so I'm sticking with Face Mage. I love burning them. Also, since when was rank ever representative of actual skill in a children's card game? Legend players are actual trash who have nothing better to do in their sad lives than grind 5,000 games as they scratch their herpes infested backs stained from the tears on their Megumin body pillows.

Wow...just saw some guy complaining that cubelock was getting boring to play because all the matchups were aggro...OF COURSE IT WAS BORING YOU FUCKING ASSHAT. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD MAKE A MIDRANGE/CONTROL DECK THAT HAS NO CHANCE OF BEATING YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT. ROT IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT. I LOOOVVEEEE BURN MAGE, AND IF I EVER SEE YOUR UGLY GULDAN FACE ON LADDER EVER AGAIN, I'M BMING SUPER HARD, THEN PYROBLASTING YOUR FACE. Of course, you're way dead before then. Thank got for dark pact nerf. THANK YOU BLIZZARD THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!

Thank you so much Blizzard for nerfing Warlock. My burn mage shits on them even harder. LET'S GOOOO BOYS ALMOST RANK 2 FOR THE FIRST TIME!

Phew done with finals, and just in time for nerfs too :D. What do we have? A fucking shit fiesta of odd rogue and other fucking aggro variants. Glad that paladin is finally dead now. Odd pally is absolutely a joke for my big spell mage. But damn, autism mage, I mean tempo mage, is still pretty fucking tough. Two hearthstone devs leave and still nothing is fixed. What a shitty game. 

Fuck off for everyone that doesn't like Ben Brode. He was an amazing person that brought laughter and joy to the Hearthstone Community. I'm tired of reading posts that keep treating him as if he's the SOLE designer for cards and decision making. HE'S NOT YOU FUCKING ASS TARDS DUMBASSES PIECE OF SHIT. NO ONE PERSON HAS THAT MUCH RESPONSIBILITY YOU FUCKTARDS. SO STOP BEING SALTY THAT'S HE FUNNIER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE AND MORE SUCCESSFUL YOU WHINY SALTY PIECE OF SHIT SNOWFLAKES. Also, this is salt thread and my opinion so get fucked. 

Also, stop fucking complaining about paladin, I'm so tired of your tears. Make me a good control paladin deck then come see you you dumbass. Until then, I'll keep eating warlocks for dinner with my Odd and Even paladin. Almost rank 1 for the first time ever! :D

Do people enjoy being that shitty worthless piece of shit that takes the opposite opinion of the majority to feel cool? xD Lmfao, get shot in the fucking street you worthless degenerate!

NICE JOB BEATING HIS FUCKING ASS IN MY MAN. Geez, I don't know how you were able to be so calm and collected during those flurry of insults. Proud though. 

Why the fuck are there threads going around asking for Blizzard to nerf Call to Arms. What are your guys problem against paladins anyway. I've never seen this amount of hate for other classes in other metas when they were much much stronger. Stop fucking whining about classes you don't play you one-sided shits. That only leads to a polarizing meta where classes that people like and play the most are the strongest since the unpopular classes get a ton of hate. Well please fuck off of paladin JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a Quest Rogue to go anally pound with my Baku Paladin. This is what you fucks get for destroying paladin during Mean Streets and literally every single other meta. Don't like it? Then suck a fucking dick. I love control pally but last time I tried making that work against a cubelock, he added me and said he couldn't stop laughing at how ridiculously hard he raped me.

"WOW DUDE, NICE EQUALITY CONSECRATION. THAT WAS AMAZING. I HAVE A BOARD CLEAR LIKE THAT TOO. BUT IT'S ONLY ONE CARD. OH, IT'S 2 MANA. OH YEAH, IT ALSO WORKS FOR DEATHRATTLE MINIONS TOO SO YEAH THAT'S A THING. BTW YOU ONLY CLEARED A VOIDLORD AND A DOOMGUARD. UMM, HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DEAL WITH MY HERO DK, MOUNTAIN GIANTS, AND OTHER THREATS YOU FUCKING MORON!!!!"

Me - I'll play odd paladin you piece of shit. 

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Fuck Paladin. Plain and simple. I fucking despise every single kind of paladin deck. I mean why have fun when you can play paladin am I right guys? Hahaha its fucking bullshit.

Btw Quest Rogue Player hence the megasalt.

Quote from kutamoon >>

I'm so sick and tired of shit RNG. I FINALLY get another Legendary only for it to be Splintergraft. I've opened at least 150 Witchwood packs and I still haven't gotten the ONE FUCKING LEGENDARY I WANTED (Hagatha The Witch). Is it REALLY THAT fucking hard to give me the one card I wanted to try out? I hate this shit. Knowing my luck I won't get another Legendary in about 50 packs and even then it's probably going to be some useless trash like Gunhowl...Blackgun...Spire...You know the one. "But uhh dude that card is actually really useful in ChingityChong's Super Fatigue Spiteful Self-harm Enrage Control Midrange Zoo 30 Legendary Warrior so stfu :DDDDD" No. You shut the fuck up. I wanted to try out Hagatha the Witch and I most likely never fucking will because crafting a Shaman deck that's not Shuddershit """""""""combo""""""""" deck then it's basically worthless.

I love when players add me after games and are like, "NICE EVEN PALADIN YA FUCKING NETDECKER". I crack up every time xD. What the fuck else do you expect me to play moron. I main paladin control but if control is 2 cups of horseshit mixed with 5 ounces of your mom's shit, THEN I'M PLAYING MIDRANGE PALADIN, SO FUCKITY FUCK OFF MY BACK. BRING BACK CONTROL, THEN COME SEE ME. ALSO, DO NOT REPLY AND SAY, "oh yeah bro control is actually a thing. I got to rank 1 legend with my homebrew cocksucking control deck BRUH. btw i have a girlfriend and she's real breh". 

Excuse my French. 

Ok, in a previous post, I made a claim about my disenchantment of my entire shaman and paladin legendaries. Rest assured that claim was false. Now you may be wondering, why lie about such a thing and complain about a class that rarely sees play on ladder, i.e. shaman. Well, you're not going to believe this but, I don't even have any warlock cards...Nor do I ever intend on allowing a single card to be collected for that class since I have "mained" shaman and paladin since beta. I am the shaman on the ladder. I am the shaman that's beating cubelocks devolves and hexes while using aoe to deal with their other threats such as giants. The reason I lied about being warlock is because that was an actual response by several warlocks who sent me messages after I beat them. I wanted to point out the irony of beating a tier one deck with a homebrew shaman deck and getting to rank 6 with it as well. If you're interested in the deck, let me know.