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Kingsbane pirate rogue from Kripparian is SOFA KING fun wtf. Just came here to say that fucking combo shaman needs to die. Didn't face a shuddershit deck but I almost lost to a shaman that zapped me with two bolts and a totemic slam spell for 23 damage......Man what a shitty deck. Go fuck yourself shaman players. 

Kinda surprising you're seeing that now since it doesn't seem like the new expansion brought any new tools to that deck. Could be just greedy decks taking advantage of the fact everyone is trying out new things. 

Man, nothing makes me more euphoric than spam emoting a Kingsbane Rouge with my odd pally deck. What? You expect me to play a normal control/combo deck so you can completely shit on it with infinite weapon damage and milling my cards? Yeah, I'll stick to odd paladin thank you very much. Thanks for the free wins!

Fuck that. I've literally filtered my friends list to only standard players. Please don't encourage people to play wild. Don't want them to encounter any more fucking mill rogues preventing any hope of control being fun. And before your 200 IQ brain suggests playing aggro, then you're a failed sub human who uses what about ism counter arguments. Stop being salty that you can't use your degenerate mill kingsbane rouge deck on more people. Stay trashy my friend. I'll be in standard where you can't touch me. Aww don't cry, it's cute. 

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Why ask for people's advice then shit on all of their suggestions and lash out at them? If your deck's so perfect then go hit Legend with it and stop wasting our time asking for the help you clearly don't want.

 Watching that was pretty hilarious gotta admit. 

Yet, Jade Druid was still alive and well even with Geist. Stop looking for ways to shit on paladin and just accept that the combo deck will still work. just use Da Undetakah to gain Hakar's deathrattle and VOILA!! Sorry you're pissed that something other than odd paladin is going to be tier 1. Go shit on other class deck theorycrafts and leave paladin alone for once. 

Can't kill what is already dead. 

Good. Whole idea of wild format is pretty fucking stupid anyway. Have fun with fighting kingsbane rogue masochist. 

Because I find certain class mechanics like ramp in druid just so fucking boring and such a mundane play style that doesn't offer anything new. That's why I dust everything except paladin and shaman. They just have so many archetypes that are fun: freeze shaman, giants shaman, quest pally, etc

wow that was fast. might want to find something else to do with your miserable life. get out of his ass before it's too late and leave me alone. this is the salt thread where i voice my opinions. go attack someone else you inbreed xD

It's called reading their responses. It's really annoying to see a stupid person think he knows the intentions of other people. But hey by all means keep sucking kaladin's dick

Guys please just stop replying to Kaladin. This is exactly what he wants. Once he sees that people have gotten used to his unoriginal self deprecating posts, he will stop seeking attention. Trust me, won't be making another post about "he who shall not be named", just really annoying to see stupid people think they can stop his tantrums on here....

Man I used to hate aggro and be a control/combo player all the way, but then I que'd into Kingsbane Rogue 18,000 times in wild ladder. My response? Odd Pally. Jesus christ feels amazing to shit on their fucking face emoting like crazy, "MY SINCEREST THANKS". Thanks god for aggro. 

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i cant anymore

“I can’t anymore”

Must post to hearthpwn salt thread!!!!

En Ay See El... Salt

 LMAO. I love you! Your haikus of (he who shall not be named) self-deprecating and annoying ass desperation to gain attention is refreshing to see on this thread.

You want to know something I don't get about this thread? There are thousands of players perfectly content with playing meta decks like Token Druid, Quest Rogue, or Deathrattle Hunter. Yet, we never ever hear them complain here. So do the people here bitching about ranked decks make up 1% of the playerbase? Surely, it can't be a majority since that wouldn't make sense with everyone playing tier 1 decks but complaining about other decks.