Hearthpwn

FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST MAKE THE GAME SO RETARDED MONKEY BABIES CANT JUST SHIT OUT CARDS AND HIT FACE REPEATEDLY AND STILL GET WINS, THATS ALL YOU HAVE TO FUCKING DO. stop ruining my fucking game with your braindead stupid decks shitting out whatever they want and still being allowed to get a single win. Aggro is for retards. stick them all in the same mmr and let them play 12 second games while the rest of us have a brain.

Great mage draft, 2 useful legendaries, plenty of quality spells and minions. Goes 0-2 to start with and ends with 2-3. What utter fucking garbage is this game and why am I wasting 5 gold and playing out 5 games to get shit on by literal misplaying fucking idiots. What a fucking embarrassment of a game, there is zero skill needed to play this game at all you just shit out cards and a monkey can win.

This style of deck will forever be in my deck slots just because of the insane BM you get to do when you do pull it off. Fireball everything on the opponent's side, fireball yourself, fireball your Antonidas, Fireball your crap, fireball everything until you win.

Pretty close to the deck I came up with after repeatedly failing with arcane giants and alex. I don't think i have doomsayers  atm (just running 1), nor the Steam Surgers which is an interesting include. I took more card draw including coldlights and 1 copy of cabalist's tome, seems to work okay and even if i'm off before I have to blow Time Warp, I can usually draw into the final pieces to wombo combo and kill anything.

Yeah I think this deck had a steeper learning curve than I expected it to have. 

I have a deep seated hatred of wasting my time playing a game where the outcome is already basically 100% determined. Arena triggers this quite enough, which is why I avoid it, but i'm sick and tired of queuing into anything that facerolls over me with little to no effort. I didn't put together a deck, or hit play, or mulligan, or play any of these cards to lose from 30 to 0 without any real effect on the outcome. I don't really know what's fucking wrong other than HS is inherently fucking garbage at times cause "lulz card game", but please for the love of god suggest what i'm doing wrong or what deck(s) I should lean more towards so I don't have to deal with this utter garbage.

I have plenty of cards and have played every other deck under the sun. I just absolutely can't stand a 1 player game where I lose and none of my plays meant shit, they always have a counter to play around what I drop or what I use, it's fucking infuriating. It's beyond stupid that I even have to say "I WANT TO PLAY THE GAME", i'm not a gold pinata for some dumb shit who thinks "well played" means 30 to 0 losses are cool.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

STOP WASTING MY FUCKING TIME.

WHY THE FUCK AM I WASTING MY FUCKING TIME QUEUING INTO 30 TO 0 LOSSES EVERY FUCKING GAME GIVE ME A FUCKING REAL GAME YOU CUNT SUCKING PIECE OF SHIT GAME. No fucking reason shit like this fucking exists I should not be losing 100 to 0 every fucking game with nothing fucking happening that remotely fucking matters. Fuck you you piece of shit fucking garbage.

Jesus fuck FINE, i won't fucking play right now.

Ridiculous rng from my opponents to land daggers exactly where needed, top decking perfect answers, or playing exactly the best possibilities for 2 games in a row. Discovering exactly the right card, everything. I'm not wasting my time to lose games to rngesus.

And ironically not because of Flamewreathed, just turn after turn of dumping things on the board that I can't deal with efficiently enough, and praying for board clear draws.

What's disturbing is i'm already running a ton of control, 2 doomsayers, 2 equality, 2 pyromancers, 2 consecrate, 2 truesilvers, 2 keepers, 2 peacekeepers, 2 kodos, 1 spellbreaker, 2 pyromancers, Tirion, Sylvannas. Ragnaros Lightlord and 2 Forbidden Healings later on. As stupid as it probably sounds, what else can I add in here that can keep Shaman from dumping so much garbage that I can't clear out? No I don't really have much taunt in here (when doesn't it get silenced or delay the inevitable anyways), but i'm reluctant to add like Psychotron. Any suggestions so I can actually make it to turn 10 in 1 piece without dumping healing and praying for another piece of a board clear to show up?

Turns with a nigh free 5/5 taunt, clearing out his overload, evolve or some garbage, and more junk dumped out are just too much of a swing to do anything unless i'm already sitting on a board clear. Maybe I need to tank face more for a bigger clear, but jesus no other class is giving me near this much problem, not even Zoo/Warlocks.

No offense to the deck, and i'm sure it does exactly what it's supposed to, but i'm really baffled by a playerbase of millions that won't play dozens of questionable cards, then a totally random 10 mana card shows up that doesn't even sway for or against your chances of winning, and people build entire decks around it lol.

Punishment for all the SMOrc Secret Paladin players, now your class has turned games into 3 hour slow games where no one ever dies.

Quote from iantanchingco >>

Quote from iantanchingco >>

If your gonna do it. Do it right. 

Savage roar - 3 mana. Give your characters +2 attack this turn. 

Then make a card for 6 mana that summons 3 2/2 treants. That would be OP

 

Yep.

 How can i forget? Lets give the treants charge!

Worse than anything else mages already have. Spell power? You want me to waste 2 cards for a crappy minion and a "free" hero power / use the rest of my mana for the same damage as any other card it would replace?

Even trying to use this in your deck is like anti card advantage.