Hearthpwn

bug 1: completed zone 5 with 4 classes already. (first time playing it)

bug 2: first boss was the banker lady. gets into the fight and its actually akazamzarak.

wat is going on

So... anyone have issues with mobile not buffing the cards yet? i can see the masters bundle now, so its not a lack of connection or update, but it seems weird that i dont have snip or the buffed cards yet. 

everyones complaining about rogues and their bullshit. but why is no one talking about how fucking bullshit conjurers mage is? oh yes let me just get out a fucking 12 mana on turn 3 and get BOTH of my fucking conjurers in my hand so i can kill you by turn 6. oh whats that? I didnt get any control cards in my hand to deal with it? guess im the bad player. fucking get out of casual with that shitty deck. 

Quote from Shiny >>

Casual is more hostile and played more aggressively than Ranked is. Doesn't anyone want to play the game? It's like trying to have a kick about with a mate but he keeps kicking the ball past you into the goal. Yes, very good but don't you want to play the game? Nah, fuck you, man! GOAL! 

 im sorry, this made me laugh. but it feels so true though. 

Guys, dont bully people in the salt forum. this is a place where people go to vent out their frustrations. they should not be punished for posting so much in here. some people have short fuses. im one of them. please dont rage against people that are posting it in the correct forums.

This deck is surprisingly really strong! Warriors have such a hard time with this deck and it stops out most of the tempo players! 

I didnt have either of the Juicy Psychmelon or a second Ancient of Lore, So i replaced with 1 Healing Touch and two Nourish. When i get enough dust, im planning on putting in at least one Juicy Psychmelon due to the combo generation, but the Nourish cards dont feel too bad despite the higher mana cost. the second Ancient of Lore is necessary, so I will probably craft that first.

If anything could be replaced, Id say one Predatory Instincts could be swapped out for a permanent second Healing Touch. The main issue with two Predatory Instincts is that ive had a few games where ive drawn them too late and they do nothing. While having two insures that you have a higher chance of drawing one when you need it, a Healing Touch could just as easily save the game as well. I want to test it out once i get the second Ancient of Lore and first Juicy Psychmelon.

This deck is really good though! I hope more people see this and try it out! its solid!

I agree that this belongs in the salt thread. The card is not that bad due to the hero power being random. yes, the armor gain is annoying and the discover-able mechs are a bit OP at times with them having rush, but I don't think its bad enough to warrant a nerf. If you are getting constantly beaten by it, then play something that can out value it. Currently, I have seen aggro decks such as the infamous Token Druid take it down easily. I am playing Lucentbark Druid to counter it. Deathrattle Mech Hunter works well. Just need to find something to work around it.

to everyone thats complaining about the decks not being up to date: These are the decks from year of the raven that he highlighted. doesnt mean that they are up to date for current meta. its supposed to be a HIGHLIGHT of PAST decks from the previous year. 

i have to post this one because of how ridiculous it became. Kibler's Elemental Dragon Evolve Shaman (with a couple changed cards) VS Non Cutlass Academic Rogue.

Turn 8. i evolve 3 minions on my board. Dragonmaw Scorcher into Prophet Velen, Scaleworm into Hungry Ettin, and a totem into Cobalt Scalebane. The Rogue uses Vanish to return all three to my hand. 

as the game progresses, the Cobalt Scalebane acts as a trigger for my dragon synergy cards, since most of mine were at the bottom of the deck, and the Hungry Ettin forced him to use one of his Walk the Plank. 

He was having some bad academic card draws, so he didnt get anything too scary, but he did get me down to 7 health. Luckily, i had Prophet Velen in hand and my only Healing Rain. Healed back up to full health. next turn, Hagatha for board clear, play Fire Fly, continue keeping pressure and won. 

can we stop auto including funglemancer into every single fucking deck? thanks.

change my view:

casual is as hard if not harder than legend

fucking netdecks with insane perfect draw

Stop saying "the community" like you know what they want.  The people who post on here and on reddit are only an extremely narrow sample of the Hearthstone community as a whole.  What we want might be very different to what the majority of the player base want.

To be honest, I'm also thinking of cutting one Juicy Psychmelon because like you mentioned there have been times where it just sits in my hand after already drawing Witchwood Grizzly. I usually keep it in hand late game against Control Warrior because they run Unseen Saboteur and it prevent them from hitting essential healing spells sometimes. 

All in all, happy to hear you're enjoying it and I too hope more people discover it and try it out!

Seriously, i mean REALLY, I WANT THE REXXAR TO DIE, PLEASE, JUST PLEASE! !

Last year the fool huntard was abusing everyone's asses by playing super spellstone and the DK Rexxar bitch. Now, they still have the facetard hero power to the face.

Please KILL THE HUNTER ALREADY. The hunter is a scum asshole moron who sucks my cojones, fucking motherfucker. 

Also, ffs its for the fucking Malfurion to die too, always the most powerful class. Fucking grandpa with the force of nature bullshit and fucking trees everywhere and the fucking Harrison Ford, Malfurion is my bitch, go die in a fire you ecologic fucking vegetable, i like the city and the cars and i dislike the fucking wild and your moron beasts and bullshet, pollution will rise against you you piece of shet i use your fucking trees to make a big fire.