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I genuinely hope that a lot of the posters here are just naive young boys who have had a lack of parenting and real world social interaction. If not then a lot of people here are going to be the culprits in these kinds of stories in the coming years. 

The memes are going to be off the chart for this expansion. So many wacky cards. Whether that is a good thing or a bad thing I guess is down to personal taste. 

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Genuinely scary how much anger towards women there is in this thread. 

 Not blindy accept everything until the facts are verified is "anger towards women"? 

 No the many thinly veiled misogynistic responses to this topic is “anger towards women”.

Well observed.

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 You're the kind of person who ropes at Bronze 10 huh?

I went from mostly PC to 98% mobile, I hit Diamond regularly (the only reason I dont hit Legend is because I prefer non constructed modes) and I almost never rope.

There is no reason to rope. If you're roping constantly then you're taking the game way too seriously. There are only a few scenarios in which roping makes sense and they're all late game control scenarios. 

 I'm the kind of person who ropes from time to time anywhere, regardless if it's Bronze 10 or top 1k legend. I don't understand the concept of "take the game too seriously". I don't have time (and talent, most likely) to be at truly competitive level, but still, if I play, I do my best to win, not only in Hearthstone, but in any game.
The most common scenario when I rope is turn one with an aggro deck and good hand, when I have several options and have to plan ahead what I should do in the early game, depending on what my opponent can do, how possibility of drawing card X in the next turn or two would change the situation for me etc and there is a shortened turn timer on top of that. I want perfect decisions if it's possible, not just first looking good decisions, even if after analysis I will stick to my initial plan most of the time. To clarify, I used to play 3 hours chess games when I was a kid and even that not felt like enough time for me. Do you think I'm unique in that? I don't think so.

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Behave will you. It's HS not Crusader Kings 3. Only reason to rope on 99% of occasions is purely BMing and/or mind games. While the timer is set as it is I've got no problem with people roping though, but even if they only cut the rope time in half people would have more than enough time to make the most complicated of plays. Only decks that would suffer would be the rare OTK deck that needs to play 50 cards and wait for animations.

If you perceive rope as BM and/or mind games 99% of the time it doesn't mean they actually do it for that, it means you don't respect your opponents right to spend their time thinking more than you do. If you look closely, you will see that people roping way more often when they have multiple options and/or complicated problems to solve. HS is way more complicated than you think, you just don't want to dig deeper, which is fine, but do not assume a priori that everyone who trying to find perfect solution every turn do it just to get into your head, or they often will get into your head when they not even trying or know about it.

I wrote a reply but then deleted it because I can't be bothered with your condescending bullshit. 

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The truth is, a lot of players are not good at thinking quickly. My one Noz opponent was obviously flustered and making weird mistakes.

Forcing people to do this would be a terrible idea. Granting an optional quest one day per month is fine. If you like short turns, enjoy it when it happens. If you hate longer turns, maybe go play something like Shadowverse. I haven't played that in years, but I do seem to recall people taking fast turns.

Behave will you. It's HS not Crusader Kings 3. Only reason to rope on 99% of occasions is purely BMing and/or mind games. While the timer is set as it is I've got no problem with people roping though, but even if they only cut the rope time in half people would have more than enough time to make the most complicated of plays. Only decks that would suffer would be the rare OTK deck that needs to play 50 cards and wait for animations.

If '15 second turns' was an actual game mode I would play nothing else. When you actually get a Noz game it's a lot of fun.

Is it really a card you keep around to get golden though unless it just drops into your lap? There's no reason to keep it on board ever really so I imagine the devs didn't worry too much about its golden effect.

Fire spells? Just make a mage deck full of fire spells and queue casual for a couple of games.

You got to come on here and humble brag?

New pass every expansion.

Pretty much what he looked like in game though.

https://classic.wowhead.com/npc=352/dungar-longdrink

 Mailbox Dancer is mwah. Dont care how good or bad it is but the flavour....

Got it it yesterday with Xyrella and a really bad pirate comp but was lucky and got an early dread admiral. Game was over quick though. 5400 rating. 

You can't. GG.