Hearthpwn

The theory of this deck is great, but the taunt minions have no place in it as they end up just screwing you over on both the draw and reduced face damage once he kills them. You need buffs and luck, nothing else. Hope to god he doesn't have Obliterate, Saronite Chain Gang, or Sludge Beltcher. After an hour with the deck I decided to remove the taunts because of their overall lack of assistance, both Truesilvers as they are way too clunky and really only help against Saronite or Sludge Bletcher at best, and on turn 4 you want only to buff and hit face, and I removed both noble sacrifices as they just didn't seem necessary if you got enough buffs, and I removed the Hydrologist as he had next to no significance. I replaced these cards with two Sound the Bells, two redemptions, and two of the 2 mana divine shield draw a card, along with the 2 mana card that makes your opponent's spells cost 5 more next turn just in case. With those cards I won it on my second attempt, but only because i got very lucky from his lack of Obliterate and the fact that I Repentanced his Sludge Beltcher. Overall I'm not happy with how this deck performed but I'm happy I got it done.

I think we all agree that the clue is too vague to merit any intuition as to what the card may be. We cannot progress and require some more clues.

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Quote from Zensu >>

they could have at least made it so you can play HTB the first time for free or some discounted fee or whatever. but no, there's the possibility that a few people get too much value out of nothing, so they don't need to buy more packs with real money in the end. got it, blizzard. greedy fucks.

 Why cant you plebs get it in to your heads. HB is not for the f2p crowd but for people who arent poor and actually like to compete...quit the whining ffs

I personally find it hilarious when I mishear a card's audio and it devolves into something hilariously crude. 

For this thread, post one of your favorite quotes and state how it may be misheard, whether you're speaking from personal experience or not, all are welcome to add to the fun.

My first entry, as well as my inspiration for this thread, is the Hydrologist intro. Now, to me, it really sounds like "Yo, ni**a! I've done it!" And when combined with his tiny voice makes it that much more hilarious.

A link to Hearthhead's website is always helpful as well: http://www.hearthhead.com/cards/hydrologist

Here you can say what you think would change Hearthstone for the better, whether it be a nerf or a nice buff to an unnecessarily bad card.

Have fun and don't be afraid of criticism and explain your reasoning if you like!

I would like to start out by saying that Molten Giant should have been nerfed to 23 mana, not 25. There, I said it.

I have complained about this before, though nothing has occurred and I feel kind of bitchy for bringing it up again...

Nonetheless I feel the quality of Hearthpwn features is important, and that is why I will say that the Arena Simulator is so far out of date that it still includes cards from GvG (and I think even Naxx). It hasn't been changed to standard and the offering bonuses for class cards, as well as the recent changes regarding rarity, are nonexistent. 

I think it would be nice to have a functional simulator for anyone to use. And in addition, the way that the random choice generation works is SO MESSED UP! Like, when I finish a draft and then refresh the page or press "Retry" it offers the same cards but in different order most of the time. And whether or not it's meant to repeat the draft is meaningless because it doesn't do that either! It gives you some choices that are different and many that are the same. I mean, what is that?!

Anyways, I think fixing the system would be beneficial to the site as a whole because its current state is, frankly, abysmal.

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it probably should be a beast but there would be no reason for them to change it since its never run in any decks and isnt outstanding in arena

Princess Huhuran is a Beast and a silithid, and Silithid Swarmer has the Beast tag in the game itself.

When viewing the cards in the card list, it appears as though Silithid Swarmer does not have its Beast tag which it has in the game.

Not sure what can be done about this, though it seemed like something worth pointing out.

Servant of Yogg-Saron?

Maybe Nexus-Champion Saraad?

As described in the riddle, these cards are not the "face of [their] own magic trick."

They should give the possibility to spectate random brawls and earn a pack from watching.

That would pretty much remove all the hate for this cool but overly exclusive form of brawl.

The hate is not for the brawl itself.

It is because they made it so that it excludes the usual brawl (and free reward).

The Fishes. Sleep with the Fishes

When you try to cut toxic people out of your life but they don't take no for an answer.

First Murloc Tinyfin now this Small Raptor I CAN'T TAKE THE CUTENESS! 

I can already see the BibleThump in twich chat after someone kills this thing.

Firelands Portal?

Fel Reaver?

Bow before your master, Lucifron!