Before I begin, allow me to introduce myself. I am an entitled, ungrateful little brat who believes that a multi-conglomerate company such as Blizzard exists solely to cater to my primitive needs. My hobbies include microwaving pocket-shaped food, collecting vintage Mountain Dew cans, and sh**posting on the internet to garner attention from strangers.
I have been playing since beta, and despite the fact that I have been playing for 5 years straight without taking more than a day off, this expansion, Saviors of Uldum, will be the reason I uninstall the game. The meta is stale already, and I know this because, after just 24 hours, all decks have been perfected and the subtle capabilities of all 148 new cards have been fully resolved. Please, pay no mind to the numerous threats I've posted on this website in the past regarding previous expansions. Those didn't mean anything. This time I'm for real.
It is very important to me that you acknowledge my fragile feelings. Seeing as I am the most important and essential piece of framework in this entire universe, I am sure that having all of you know that I am leaving will validate my utter inability to socialize on any level of coherency resembling that of an adult and fortify my unfounded sense of entitlement to things the earning of which I took no part.
I am also undeniably sure that by creating this post, Blizzard will completely revamp their business model and change Hearthstone and all of its mechanics to my liking, because the millions of other customers that play and enjoy their game don't matter; only I do.
Gotta go. My pizza rolls are almost done.
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It's actually not a bad deal, because you get guaranteed cards versus totally random crap that you'd get from packs. So if there are viable cards in the pool, it's worth the investment imo.
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Good card that is bad: Troggzor the Earthinator
Bad card that is good: Rin, the First Disciple
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Yes! Praise be Garlic Bread!
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Giving some synergy to an aspect of BG that doesn't have any synergy yet...Deathrattles.
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Board clear while also having synergy with some of the handbuff stuff from the past.
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Why this card specifically?
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I'm more of Rumbling Elemental fan myself, but to each their own.
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I don't know if it's a bug or not, but my EVIL Miscreant gave me a Titanic Lackey from SoU.
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Why did you make the mock-up a Druid card?
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Yep it's called Desperate Stand.