Hearthpwn

Not sure why people call this trash when it's just a card you can slot in any controllock, think about it, Elysiana but instead of trying to make the game longer you're just trying to finish off your opponent with waves of 3/2, if a board of them survive it's 18 damage that you can target in 3 damage bursts, sure you take a few fatigue damage but your opponent has to deal with armies of imps. And you can always play a card like Rustwix after that guy to delay fatigue a bit if really

It's not broken or bugged, a weapon is just a fancy way of saying "your hero has +X Attack during your turns for Y attacks" For example, Doomhammer's Windfury is applied to your hero, and using an aoe Battlecry Hero card like Hagatha will cause Overkill weapons to trigger their effects. Weapons are just a display to remind you of what effects you applied to your hero, attack included, so a minion taking damage after attacking something with attack is just the game working as intended, there's a reason why there's an animation with your weapon closing during the enemy turn

7 mana to summon it granted you can get the 5-6 extra copies of Mogu Cultist which is pretty much impossible in standard today and in wild there's much crazier combo-wise

I can't believe Twisting Nether lied to us for so many years

Ok but adaptations are different and it would just be Adapt twice

Well, he IS a self-aware Mech

Can't tell if sarcasm, if it's not, you should read the first line of the card

Well, how else do you easily recognize a pirate?

They thought Shaman was too strong back then and printed a bunch of awful cards without any synergies, hiding it as a new archetype

Timepiece of horror should deal 12 dmg, thematically it fits the clock animation.

My Boy Gruul is staying in my collection even when I'm dry on dust

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Edit: Linking cards since multiple ones are referenced.

Grimestreet Informant

Kabal Courier

Lotus Agents 

At first glance this card might not seem like much but it is incredibly flexible.

This card can be used:

- To trigger your own positive Deathrattles & your opponent's negative Deathrattles

- To act as a full-heal for a critical minion

- To "unsilence" a minion

- To "de-buff" enemy minions (both applied buffs (Such as Mark of the Wild) and natural (Such as Twilight Drake))

- To allow Charge minions to attack a second time

- To trigger on-death effects such as Cult Master (even if cast on itself!)

- It can even be cleverly used to 'reposition' a card like Flametongue Totem for surprise lethal.

I love this card.