Hearthpwn

Not sure why people call this trash when it's just a card you can slot in any controllock, think about it, Elysiana but instead of trying to make the game longer you're just trying to finish off your opponent with waves of 3/2, if a board of them survive it's 18 damage that you can target in 3 damage bursts, sure you take a few fatigue damage but your opponent has to deal with armies of imps. And you can always play a card like Rustwix after that guy to delay fatigue a bit if really

This aged terribly

It started quite a few expansions ago, don't remember which exactly but it started the trend because of a poor translation and just became the placeholder name

It's not broken or bugged, a weapon is just a fancy way of saying "your hero has +X Attack during your turns for Y attacks" For example, Doomhammer's Windfury is applied to your hero, and using an aoe Battlecry Hero card like Hagatha will cause Overkill weapons to trigger their effects. Weapons are just a display to remind you of what effects you applied to your hero, attack included, so a minion taking damage after attacking something with attack is just the game working as intended, there's a reason why there's an animation with your weapon closing during the enemy turn

This didn't age well

7 mana to summon it granted you can get the 5-6 extra copies of Mogu Cultist which is pretty much impossible in standard today and in wild there's much crazier combo-wise

Lemme just add 2 extra years late to the counter

Well, he IS a self-aware Mech

Can't tell if sarcasm, if it's not, you should read the first line of the card

Well, how else do you easily recognize a pirate?

Thunderaan tho

Wardruid Loli

Just make it collectible, lower the stats, give it to Shaman and call it a day

You must be fun at parties

Good waifu