Hearthpwn

I feel like i'm losing my mind here, drowning in a sea of posts about "jade op", "pirate op", and of course, "insert deck name is anti-fun" and yet i'm sitting here unfazed. Sure, they can be a nuisance just like any deck, and sure, the past couple of months haven't been defined by pirates or more recently druids. BUT, playing against either of them doesn't make me my eyes bleed the way even seeing that blonde fucking goat faced dog-cheese milking pre-teen fuck Anduin. I swear, once in a while I google "fuck priests" or "priests are cancer" only to be disappointed by the lack of shared sentiment. 

The definition of priest is "watch me fuck you". I imagine they gave priests all the fuck you troll cards so that it would fit their historically widespread function as notorious molesters. Remove remove board clear remove board clear steal steal value value value, shove those cards up your cunt hole. I'm going to start introducing new people I meet to hearthstone and observing which deck they main, cause if they main priest I can rest assured that they're subhuman fungi with limbs and goat shagging genes overflowing in their gene pool since their primitive cave men ancestors got lucky and miraculously passed on their worthless genes for me to endure.