Hearthpwn

If you're reading this and you play fucking standard top meta decks in fucking Wild, get cancer.

I sincerely hope that you end up alone and unloved, I truly hope you never experience joy ever again.

Again, get cancer and eat ass.

http://www.esrb.org/ratings/Synopsis.aspx?Certificate=33195&Title=Hearthstone: Heroes of Warcraft

Rated T for TEEN. Do some fucking research please. Here is what's allowed under the T rating:

• Alcoholic References
• BLOOD
• Fantasy VIOLENCE
• Mild SUGGESTIVE Themes

This wouldn't be so controversial if we didn't already see that three of Blizzards games are currently under investigation by the Chinese dictato- government, for blood, violence and inharmonious chat (not censored chat). These changes are just Blizzard prepping themselves for when Hearthstone is put under the microscope.

So sorry Blizzard, but we all see through your blatant lies. The least you could do is be honest with your playerbase, but I keep forgetting you cowards don't even have the spine to do that.

This just made me angry and I really don't know why.

So because Blizzard finally pulled their heads out their asses they decided that "Hey mmmmaybe the classes should have some identity so they all don't play extremely similarly?" we are loosing Vanish and Mind Blast AND we get confirmation that some archetypes will never be a thing due to these newly implemented "weaknesses", like Malygos Paladin.

Also I do think it would have been better to rather have Radiance read "Restore 5 Health to a Target", that way people could still at least try and combo it with stuff like Auchenai Soulpriest and Auchenai Phantasm for some face damage.

I will be crafting Brightwing golden when it releases because derrgun and High Inquisitor Whitemane is going to make Kangor's Endless Army Paladin even more ridiculous (Thank you Blizzard xD)

I've only ever accepted one 'after match' friend request ever.

I'm always at rank 20 since I don't grind out the ladder all that much and I was matched against a guy who very clearly just started playing the game maybe for a couple of days. I had far superior cards and combo's and he dropped Chillwind Yeti on turn 4...

Naturally the match was very 1 sided, but on my final turn where I had him dead to rights, I simply hit the concede button. He sent a friend request asking why I did that, even he could see that I won and I told him straight. "You obviously just started the game, it's not fun for me playing against somebody who's still trying the game out and I know for a fact that it ain't gonna be fun for you to get rofl stomped when you don't have a lot of cards, I can always get the wins back".

We stayed in touch and I helped him with the ropes of the game, built him a very cheap hunter deck and a fairly good zoolock. He's still active on my friends-list and we chat from time to time.

Community isn't getting more toxic...

However I am seeing an increased in these useless threads though.

Quote from The_Hearthstone_Djinni >>

Before people reply about this: Yes I'm starting this thread even though I already posted a thread about this very topic, but since it's hottest shit to talk about right now, I thought I'd double dip.

 

 You thought wrong. If you have to post another thread then it isn't you stating your opinions. It's you venting out your frustration, please use the salt thread for that purpose. We have MORE than enough "neRf X cArd bli$$arD REEEEEEEEE" threads. Thank you.

Also if it's the hottest shit to talk about nerfs right now then your admitting to being an attention whore... just saying.

There's no point for me to play Casual, it's exactly the same decks no matter the format.

At least with ranked every win gets you progress to your golden hero and the monthly cardback quest. Loosing stars only matters when you actually give a shit about them, if you realize that you'll never reach Legend then it takes all the stress of loosing out and you can have some fun.

Spamthread No. 1450 

Thank you Sebzero, very cool

Honestly i am hyped as f*ck about the audience live Q/A! >:D

1 - The Plague of Flames card destroy minions in both sides of the board and it shows a town burning;
2 - Year of the Dragon;
3 - Tekahn (the final boss) served Deathwing in WoW.

Maybe there's something here...

Community: Blizzard supports China, we must uninstall their games

Also community: Riot, 100% owned by China, created new game, we must install it

Me: Confused screeching

If your rules forbid me from saying "Liberate Hong Kong. Revolution of our age", sorry sir, but stick them up in your ass. Rules are human made and it doesn't mean they are just.

If blitzchung said something like " Liberate Tanzania" nothing would have happened, we all know it. It's not about politics or any other shit, it's all about China's interests ( or any other country if Blizzard makes money in there )

So Blizzard, you and your rules can go to hell.

The specific views expressed by blitzchung were NOT a factor in the decision we made. I want to be clear: our relationships in China had no influence on our decision.

Yeah. Ok.

Friendly reminder that the Chinese government is currently involved in state-sponsored organ harvesting of those it deems undesirable. 

The whole world should be on the Hong Kong protestors side for liberation from these monsters in complete and utter unity.

If you have any doubt about skill in Hearthstone, i would suggest to watch some games from Hunterace in GM! I am sure this guy would beat 9 out of 10 times every normal Rank5 Hearthstone player, even if he had an unfavorable matchup. 

Also in comparison to other Cardgames Hearthstones skillsealing is quite okish. 

In my opinion  most players  blame rng or bad luck for their losses, but meanwhile they don’t see their mistakes, and " it’s all just rng " , is the easy way out.

Look at all these salty ass wipes complaining about the game in general, on a post about one of the most fun cards to have been created since launch. The game is over 5 years old now, and if you still play it and get thís angry at it, just find a game that's better for you.

For the love of Old Gods, let us be in peace on this forum, instead of spitting out your toxicity every chance you get.