Hearthpwn

That's some value. It comes at a tempo cost but the value is amazing. 

Looks like all-in with Malygos/Velen or something. Or something else. I'm not sure about the specifics for the deck but all I know is that cards like this tend to be insane and so I'm voting meta-defining. 

So, essentially a worse 2 mana 1/1 with battle cry to deal 2 damage? Pretty meh to me.

How can you call this just a 7 mana 5/6? It's a 7 mana 5/6 that deals 6 dmg to the face over 3 turns, even without the spell power. 2 dmg's an immediate effect. 

So you play this. Next turn: 

Arcane Shot Arcane Shot Kill Command Kill Command hero power, hit face for 26 damage. Well, I guess you do need to have a beast around. I guess that's why they rotated out Penguin. 

So the problem I see with this card is, without the "choose one"-effect the cards themselves aren't exactly amazing. Take power of the wild, for example. Giving your minions +1/+1 for 2 mana is poor value as that should be a 1 mana spell, and no one would play a vanilla 3/2 for 2 mana if it had no other choice. 

 I'm sure it'll still be good value but is probably worse than most would expect. 

Honestly, it's the same problem with Twinspell. For the first cast, the value tends to be good as you also generate an extra card. But for the second cast, they're almost always terrible for the mana cost. 

1 mana more for divine shield and -1 hp? Such garbage. 

These cards are so trash, who honestly thought this would be a good concept? 

So this is worth the mana after it sits in your hand for 10 turns? Wow... 

If it was 1 mana it might see play. Maybe. Although I wouldn't bet on it. At 4? What a joke. 

Guys, this is a discover, not a random card. 

Yes, over half the cards are pretty mediocre. But that still gives you a far greater chance to get something good than to not. And even the extremely rare meh case tends to be a 8-10 of stats for 8. 

7 mana 5/5 do nothing, no taunt...After you play this you die. Even if not, you will be behind on board and need to use the Horror just to catch up on board, assuming you got lucky with getting decent spells. 

Trash, but makes for good memes. 

 What I'm looking forward to is seeing a pro player coin this out.