just remember that back in 1998 this card threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table
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gbevoos posted a message on New Card Reveal - Da UndatakahPosted in: Newsjust remember that back in 1998 this card threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table
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BossKey posted a message on Loose SpecimenPosted in: Loose SpecimenMeanwhile in Wild:
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Ninehills42 posted a message on Face CollectorPosted in: Face CollectorDarkest dungeon? Anyone?
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ShadowsOfSense posted a message on Shimmering CourserPosted in: Shimmering CourserThe mythical Unicorn Priest deck has arrived.
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Devngel posted a message on Prince KelesethPosted in: Prince KelesethI hate how I never draw him, yet I get Patches in my hand almost every game.
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Dr_Scaphandre posted a message on Warlock on FirePosted in: Warlock on FireSTOP STANDING IN THE FIRE!
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Bowserman15 posted a message on Tortollan ShellraiserPosted in: Tortollan ShellraiserTortollan Forager is quickly becoming one of my favorite cards. It's just so positive and generous. Practically costs nothing at all at two mana you drop her on the board and that chill ass motherfucker gives you a minion to use later in the game. And you also get this adorable little 2/2 can hit things but usually is too harmless to be removed. But more than the TF is just so positive. It comes on the board like "BEETLEBERRIES! MY FAVORITE!" and I'm like "yeah TF i do want to eat a beetleberry let's do this shit" and when she attacks she's like"Try one! " and I'm like "yeah they are SO TASTY" She doesn't say some bullshit macho shit like "I will destroy you" she's just like "nah beetle berries are tasty" And it looks so happy. I mean this is an animate animal literally brought to life by sex. It understands it's life is a temporary depressing gift and the dudet is just fucking loving it. I mean look at her face she's just so happy. I am literally never sad when Tortollan Forager is on board. IDK if she's gonna make it into the metagame or not but for now she (or she) a pretty chill card
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RakshasaR posted a message on VolcanosaurPosted in: VolcanosaurThat Volcanosaur is pretty good with cannot be targeted adapt
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It's time to tip the scales!
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Why not Mossy Horror over Book Wyrm?
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Things that can be abused by this: Jades, Coldlight, Pogo Hoppers
Meme choices: Tess, Hooktusk/Kragg,
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As all things should be
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Lämp
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I've got the best deals anywhere!
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aka: Spreading Pawns
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An illusion? What are you hiding?
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It actually a buff. It can't be killed by Hemet Nesingwary anymore