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If you play bg’s and you’re not a Bli$$ard dick sucking streamer why even bother? You will never have a good rating 

Never fails with me as well every patch my mmr takes a complete dump. Lost about 700 since the patch. But not streamers of course their luck just gets better!  Every game is the same shit. 3 massive hits in a row and i die. Thanks to perfect rng from my opp and this is usually early to mid late game as well. And why the fuck if you are 7-8th place do you play first when you’re struggling to live. Then if you win and are still 7-8 you then play second or who just became first? Why the fuck is this a thing? And I’m sick of being given heroes that are shit or for example the murloc one or jaraxxus and here you need murlocs? Not given a single one. You need demons well here’s murlocs! Why can’t bli$$ard just have a game where it’s not drowning in rng? It’s just sad. Have a game where grinding and playing better actually rewards you. Not where a “pro” can lose to a complete newb. You know how games use to be and the world where you get rewarded actually for your merits and not how many breaks you are given. What a concept!

Rigged ass pos game. Coin flip as game starts. You pay real money congrats you get better rng. You’re a streamer Bli$$ard dick sucker? You get better rng. Or if neither it’s 50/50 winner of that flip gets all the rng period.

All I want is for Bli$$ard to stop acting like this is some competitive game. It hasn’t been for years. It’s always who gets lucky, who sacks, who’s rng is better. Period. And I’m fucking sick of them acting contrary. Every loss always the same. Wow lucky top deck, wow lucky discover, wow drew the best half of my deck. Blow me bli$$ard your diversity globohomo money hungry bs ruined something that was once great.

Glad to hear it was just this and not my phone itself!

Legend sure would be easy if Bli$$ would ever explain what it takes to get 11 stars bcuz it’s impossible for me to get it no matter how I end on ladder. Sure is fun to be one win away from legend then aww sorry you have to pay your dues! You can have a plus 10 on your opp but that’s ok they’ll top deck back to back cards to insta fuck you and kill you. Including leeroy! So much fun! And totally random not an ounce of fuckery!

Another season another reminder why I play 2 days make legend then stop. Can never have any fun in any mode ever. Sure is fun losing 8 in a row to the best and greatest rng possible! Oh wait sorry guys I forget it’s all skill! You know like my last game of a top deck 1 in 23 kael thas after his top bio project into overgrowth the previous turn. Going coin, seeds into you guessed it infestation! Dang what a good player right? But oh yeah im just one of those looneys who just doesn’t get it! Papa Bli$$ would never fix there games right tho it’s been completely proven right? Hehe no that be silly!

Battlegrounds infinite 5th or 2nd. Oh you’re deck is better than your opponents? Doesn’t matter cuz for 5 consecutive games it’ll be they attack first and you know the one monster in this case a momma bear as long as it doesn’t get snipped you win? Well for five consecutive games snipe! 👏🏻 👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻 First fucking thing to die! Should’ve just played better dood! Massive outplay! Spectacular! Idk why I stick around in top two it never fucking matters how far ahead i am this is always always always the same bullshit result!

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Conspiracy theory was a term developed to discredit people telling truths that the power structure did not want spoken. It was a way to discrediting people without having to deal with the subject they are talking about.  So when the mods here say they don't want conspiracy theories, what they really don't want is people to speak the truth about this game. 

 Um, bullshit? Conspiracy theories are theories based on no or weak evidence meant to incite others. If you don't have proof, it's not the truth. And even if it's true, you're more likely to be right by coincidence.

People don't even present STATISTICS when they talk about Blizzard stacking the game, or whatever they think they're doing. They just go "Oh, it feels true,"

And this wouldn't be the thread for that anyway...

Anyway, I'm sick of getting high rolled. Kinda wish the game wasn't built around it quite as much.

 Your modernity brainwashing has taught you that you need an exact smoking gun to believe anything. Have the guts to stop being in denial about things that everyone knows it’s true. That’s called an open secret. Don’t go and say game isn’t rigged then contradict yourself in the very next sentence. Stop being naive.

Hearthstone now is to zoomers what casinos are to boomers. And that’s pretty fucking sad.