Hearthpwn

Alexstraza wow what a fun card. Have someone do nothing the whole game and at 4 life. That’s ok I’ll top deck Alex to get the other Alex to put me at 15 and drop a malygos to boot. Guess I should’ve played better and around my opp gaining 11 health and dropping 20/28 worth of stats for 9 mana. Dang I just love modern day hearthstone. Truely a game of skill.

Speaking the truth and being chastised for it. Why am I not surprised. Sorry your opinion is the right one. And mine is the wrong. I won’t do it again! I’m sure you only go with the herd right? Hearthstone is a great skillful game guys! 

Fuck you Bli$$ard! FUCK YOU. You disgusting piece of fucking filth company you have become. You have had three rounds of nerfs in a month but yet every single one has made the game worse? How is that fucking possible???? I am SICK and fucking tired of losing to bullshit rng after bullshit rng. I am sick and fucking tired of every fucking time I have lethal my opp is able to wiggle their way out of it because of rng!!!! I’m fucking sick of it! Oh lackey evolve!!!! Untargetable taunt with reborn! Oh shucks I was at one and you had lethal but I guess I just outplayed you tee hee! Oh you had lethal? Oh sorry I had renewed into renew into renew guess you can’t win now tee hee! Oh you had lethal that’s ok I’ll top deck genie actually I have lethal now tee hee! Wtf does it take to realize this is not fucking fun! I’m sick of every game being this way! And im sick and fucking tired of this company being purposely incompetent! You can be legit retarded, have a 60 iq, and be in a coma and still make legend in this game. It cheapens legend so fucking much now. What’s the fucking endgame now? Why should I play bli$$ard? When I hit over 50 percent I instantly get shot back down. Please tell me why I should continue to be a f2p or any of the brain dead consumers who spend money why we shouldn’t quit it mass. Business 101 you can shit the bed over and over and over and as long as you are a monopoly company like Bli$$ard and the masses continue to be fools you can put out all the absolutely monstrosity products you want and it will always fucking blow over no matter what. I really don’t know who I hate more. This shit money grubbing incompetent company or the brain dead consumer who eat this shit up and think it’s ok the game is like this now.

This was meant for the salt thread but I think it still applies!

Hm rng steals a sure win away from me. Hm rng robs me of another win. And another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another, and another.

We are sick of your brain deck game bottom out! It’s not fucking fun!

Stop giving my opp answer after answer into lethal off the top Bli$$ard we are all sick of this shit!

Fuck you Bli$$ard I will harp daily if I must until this ends. GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!! We’re only going to trademark rigged systems but not actually implement them! MY FUCKING ASS! It is so absolutely clear that it is anything but that and you fucking lie through your goddamn teeth! That’s why Ben left! Because it coincides exactly when it started happening! It’s not just pay to win to get the cards! It’s pay to get the cards and to have the systems give you better rng! It’s clear as fucking day you fucking cowards! Admit it Bli$$ard because I can tell you your days are fucking numbered because we are sick of this shit!

It’s unhealthy because they think rng and rolling dice is skillful and that makes a good game. Wild has less bs rng now and that’s fucking sad.

Never thought it be easier to make it to legend in fucking wild with at best a tier 2 warrior deck then making it to legend in standard. It is NOTHING but rng cancer. Every game has bs rng. Especially skill less priest, skill less mage and skill less rogue. Ok well now standard warrior is fucking bs. And oh you know what’s better than that face hunter! You know turn one quest, turn 2 hp, turn three coin stalker hp, turn 4 stalker again hp, turn 5 weapon gg. Wow hunter what a good game of aiming at my face and doing nothing else! Phew that was so skillful and so well played! 

Haha I top deck I win! Haha I draw perfect I win! Rinse and repeat every loss of mine. Oh look I have made 0 improvement on ladder exactly 50 percent wr. Guess I need to suck some Bli$$ dick like every “pro” player does to get good rng.

Haha it’s not random. It’s always when the player is fucked that they 99.9 percent of the time get the PERFECT card. Even more so if they’re being dominated. And even more so if they haven’t done shit the whole game. Things that should happen maybe at best one out of a hundred games basically happens every single game.

I can play like shit and waste my resources haha but that’s ok I can top deck the PERFECT answer!

I can be so far behind my opponent but haha that’s ok I can discover the PERFECT answer!

I’m so sick of this fucking brainless casino game. Someone please buy my fucking account. Every loss is ALWAYS EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME. And Bli$$ard could care less about making the game better. They took a great game and turned it to shit.