Hearthpwn

New expansion. Same old shit stone. Funny how when my opp doesn’t know what to do they just go face. Gets extremely punished for it. But that’s ok cuz they’ll hit runner runner to make sure they get just enough damage in. But when I have lethal on board and they’re at one damage. They can Hail Mary evolve into not just taunt but lifesteal too! Once quarantine ends I think im done. I’m so sick of this clown fiesta and my win rate being strictly based on if the system allows me to win or not. And never within my decision making or anything I ever do.

Hi we’re bli$$ard. And we believe decks like quest mage are not a problem at all! You know the deck that completely personifies the trash game hearthstone has become? The deck that not only a retard, a brain dead person and an idiot can play. But net decking trash low iq who don’t even want to compete or even play the game because whether you play it wrong or not. The deck just plays itself! Don’t have the otk? Go all in and don’t win? That’s ok! Because you will also discover the perfect card! Just like our other utter failure of card design Zephyrs! If you can’t straight out win with this bullshit deck. It’s guaranteed you will be able to skate to victory with cards like ice block, ice barrier, and even counter spell! All those cards you didn’t even need to run in your deck! And because Hearthstone has the dumbest mechanic ever called “discover”. You don’t have to! Because you will be given these cards to bail you out! Every single time!

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Hm funny how everytime im in an overwhelming position to win where I have the lethal my opponent just happens to top deck a miracle. Oh but the game doesn’t know the game state. The game doesn’t know the opps hand. Zephyrs is just a one card thing. My fucking ass you sack of shit lying company that’s why when im in a winning position I get sacked 100 percent of the time right!?

 Casual observation will tell you that the ZTG programming runs the entire game. Literally every game features one player drawing perfect cards and/or top decking the game winner. I lost to a hunter in 4 turns and I healed so he did 34 damage in 4 turns. I'm sure it's because he's really good at the game lol. People today have short attention spans. That's why most games don't go past 8 turns anymore. 

 Oh you’re def not wrong. Every loss I have is 100 percent to the perfect card. For example playing against hunter. One card in hand. Draws rotnest, the other card in hand just happens to be a dragon. My best creature dies everytime. 50/50 or a 1/4, 1/6, never matters. Whatever I don’t want to die always dies. In this case my divine shield and taunt creature gets killed. Which wins him the game. Because he proceeded to of course go face. I double trade or else I prob wouldve won next turn. His turn draws tops breath. Just so happens to be enough to win. Two perfect draws in a row to bail him out of his bad play and being immensely behind. Same shit game before vs warlock. It’s always always always top deck life steal or board clear. Oh look I have more than lethal. Top deck kelidan, followed by top decking life steal. Oh look suddenly I can’t win. Every single loss is exactly the same way against every class. It’s fucking bs. When I started playing in 16 the only bs hardcore rng classes that pulled shit out of there ass via top or discover/rng was mage and priest. And ive always hated those classes. Now every fucking class is like this now and it’s pretty goddamn sad. It’s literally affirmative action but for vidya. Oh you can’t think? Can’t strategize? Can’t build a deck yourself? That’s ok the game plays itself now! And maybe just maybe if these idiots didn’t pat themselves on the back and think they’re some next level masters. And maybe if Bli$$ard didn’t lie through their teeth about things, not even try to fix things (tho they pretend like they do) and insulting my intelligence I wouldn’t mind. But like everything else. Things always go to shit over time.

Hm funny how everytime im in an overwhelming position to win where I have the lethal my opponent just happens to top deck a miracle. Oh but the game doesn’t know the game state. The game doesn’t know the opps hand. Zephyrs is just a one card thing. My fucking ass you sack of shit lying company that’s why when im in a winning position I get sacked 100 percent of the time right!?

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No conspiracies here. It’s all real but people just refuse to accept the truth. Whether here or irl. What more evidence do people need to wake up? Just lost a wild game to absolutely bs 1 in 19 odds and guess what? This is normal! It’s so much fun for the opp to top deck, discover, rng, into perfection. But not me dood I have a brain, I play well, I make good decisions. And you think Bli$$ rewards people like me? Of course they don’t. People with room temp iq slaughter people like me on a reg basis then add me to say how proud of themselves they are they sacked me. The company is shit, the community is shit, and the game is shit. See a pattern? Don’t be afraid of accepting the truth just because all the sheep believe the contrary. 

Rigged pos game standard, wild, and battlegrounds. You know it’s funny that it’s always impossible to get first and it’s infinitely second for me cuz oh im just a bad player. Beat someone’s ass before top two to one but damn right he has to win four games in a row to win and of course he does. Doesn’t matter if you built something immensely better. The battle rng which of course has absolutely no rhyme or reason just 100 percent goes his way four games in a row. Taking lines that should never happen. Oh look second place despite the odds 1000 percent in my favor. Wow such a fun game. It’s ok guys just look at those streamers with 10000 plus mmr. You can be just like them if you try hard enough. And by trying hard enough I take it you mean suck the company dick so their account has rigged rng right Bli$$? Fuck you you sack of shit husk of a company that survives on your monopoly and name only now.

The meta is full of human garbage who think netdecking and constantly discovering, top decking and overall being spoon fed answer after answer after answer after answer are good players. Hearthstone needs to die at this point because a game where 60 iq people can win is just a bad game.

Wild is a shit show no doubt. But you could argue standard is worse. Wild it’s the same bs over and over with all the most op cards in the game. But standard honestly feels worse to me at least personally. I think if Bli$$ doesn’t fix their shit instead of these wannabe nerfs that don’t do shit except elevate strictly rng decks then I think overall people will say they’ve had enough. Least that’s my hope. Because seems like the only way they’ll genuinely give a fuck and change course is a mass exodus.

Fuck this bullshit you play me you draw perfect, you top deck perfect, you discover perfect fuck you Bli$$ard! FUCK YOU!

Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, top deck, top deck, top deck, top deck, nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts, top deck, top deck, top deck, top deck. Every mother fucking game. I prob have a 10 percent wr this month if that. It’s fucking bs. I’m tired of my road to legend every fucking month being this kind of bs. If I lose fucking fine I don’t fucking care if I lose. But I’m tired of losing to people with legit fucking downs where it’s always me vs my opp and the bs programming. I never get gl ever I never sack I never top deck and I’m sick of always losing in contrary fashion. Fucking goddamn sick of it! Fix your shit Bli$$ you pos sack of shit company!

Wow Bli$$ sure is fun starting the season 0-5 to bs spoon fed answer after answer after answer to I have the perfect card every turn. Hearthstone is such a fun fucking game!

You win Bli$$ you win. You’re right! A rogue going hail marry into a 22/22 van cleef because he got the discover spell lackey into shadow step over and over and over. Into me freezing cleef. But that’s ok my opp will top deck removal. Into me freezing cleef again. Into my opp top deck removal again. Into finally setting him up for lethal that next turn. Only for my opp to top deck miscreant into two two damage lackies. I’m convinced this is super duper fun! I’m convinced that this is height skill. I’m convinced that players who are legit morons to begin with can play equally as retarded and never be punished is awesome. And in fact they should always be rewarded! I’m convinced discover is a great mechanic! And I’m convinced consistently only ever losing to rng created by bs is just me needing to play better. And my opp always top decking and rolling 1/4 twice is me being a bad player. And that wins that when my opp has a 99.9 percent of losing and situations that should happen 0.00000001 amount of the time that happens 100 percent of the time is just in reality great game design. I guess I need to be retarded, play bad, and always put myself in losing situations if I want to be good at hearthstone. Because every mother fucking loss is like this. Every single fucking one!

Rng did not make this game. It’s ruined it. And people who think the levels of rng they are at now are healthy are simply retarded Bli$$ shills.

Why is malygos still a thing? Why do I play against druids who ramp to hell and just draw draw draw just for them to drop malygos and spam “my greetings” like they did some next level pro play? Why is Bli$$ard so fucking shit?