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Quote from PrincessKenny >>

I wonder how anyone can complain about Priest but turn around and play fucking rng mage. Every card is designed to be as random as possible. Oh, your opponent plays 3 evocation in one game and pulls lethal out of his ass after being outplayed? Fucking perfect mage.i have 2000 wins on mage but I dusted the entire class since this year. Absolute clown fiesta class, I xant stand it

 Proud of you. Both of those classes are for people who can’t think nor want to. Problem is that’s basically every class now. 

Yeah dude the absolute perfect one in a million chance  do or die everytime that seals every loss I take. I wish bli$$ would just say in plain English so even the stupid people who don’t believe it can understand it. Yeah games rigged. And stop trying to pretend this is a game of skill or a competitive thought provoking game. Because it is anything but that. and im fucking sick of people acting like it is. Those days are long gone. If you are stupid you will be carried. If you have a brain prepare to have to earn your wins. Because I sure as fuck have to earn mine.

Another season another reminder why I play 2 days make legend then stop. Can never have any fun in any mode ever. Sure is fun losing 8 in a row to the best and greatest rng possible! Oh wait sorry guys I forget it’s all skill! You know like my last game of a top deck 1 in 23 kael thas after his top bio project into overgrowth the previous turn. Going coin, seeds into you guessed it infestation! Dang what a good player right? But oh yeah im just one of those looneys who just doesn’t get it! Papa Bli$$ would never fix there games right tho it’s been completely proven right? Hehe no that be silly!

Battlegrounds infinite 5th or 2nd. Oh you’re deck is better than your opponents? Doesn’t matter cuz for 5 consecutive games it’ll be they attack first and you know the one monster in this case a momma bear as long as it doesn’t get snipped you win? Well for five consecutive games snipe! 👏🏻 👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻Snipe!👏🏻👏🏻 First fucking thing to die! Should’ve just played better dood! Massive outplay! Spectacular! Idk why I stick around in top two it never fucking matters how far ahead i am this is always always always the same bullshit result!

Hm all three of my arena losses came to rng and runner runner runner runner top decks imagine that! Btw thanks mods glad you keep up comments certain people make degrading people here. But god forbid I say anything about them :’(

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Conspiracy theory was a term developed to discredit people telling truths that the power structure did not want spoken. It was a way to discrediting people without having to deal with the subject they are talking about.  So when the mods here say they don't want conspiracy theories, what they really don't want is people to speak the truth about this game. 

 Um, bullshit? Conspiracy theories are theories based on no or weak evidence meant to incite others. If you don't have proof, it's not the truth. And even if it's true, you're more likely to be right by coincidence.

People don't even present STATISTICS when they talk about Blizzard stacking the game, or whatever they think they're doing. They just go "Oh, it feels true,"

And this wouldn't be the thread for that anyway...

Anyway, I'm sick of getting high rolled. Kinda wish the game wasn't built around it quite as much.

 Your modernity brainwashing has taught you that you need an exact smoking gun to believe anything. Have the guts to stop being in denial about things that everyone knows it’s true. That’s called an open secret. Don’t go and say game isn’t rigged then contradict yourself in the very next sentence. Stop being naive.

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Quote from sezy >>

Whenever I play Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron, I am like *sigh*

Whenever my opponent plays Puzzle Box of Yogg-Saron, I am still like *sigh*

I definitely believe that the RNG is related to the number of cards you buy or the money you spend on the game. I never pay real money to buy packs, so I guess I am deeply punished for it.

 

 

 Speaking of being punished, don't be surprised if you get a warning for pointing out the obvious. We aren't allowed to talk about such things here for some unknown reason. 

 The reason is not really unknown. It has been pointed out by mods previously that spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories is simply not allowed or accepted here. The reason for that can be many, but likely doesn’t deviate from why it is not allowing on many other online platforms and social media. 

Conspiracy mongering is harmful not only to the person fueling the fire, but also to the community they try to feed the conspiracy. A lot of research has been done on the negative impact of spreading conspiracy theories (both social impacts and mental impacts for the ones believing them), so it is a very natural step to try and reduce the spread. 

Professor Nyhan’s research speaks in more depth about the emotional impact on the believers, and also addresses the rabbit hole their brains enter. To a point where even when presented with documented proof discrediting the conspiracy theory, it will strengthen their false beliefs. Adam Mongrain has come to similar conclusion, and phrased it “once you believe something untrue, it’s very easy to keep rationalizing that belief. It’s very easy to dismiss your critics as shortsighted.”

Before this turns into a scientific rambling:

TLDR: countless scientific, both social and mental, reasons to disallow spreading of conspiracy theories.

 I had a comment removed a few days ago. Pretty sure it was because I was talking about said topic. But a bit more in depth and on blast.

Hearthstone now is to zoomers what casinos are to boomers. And that’s pretty fucking sad.

Quote from Shiny >>

Exact lethal is a thing that bothers me. 

 Or how in bg I lose one game going into top 4. Immediately after the cut my opp has the best hits possible and I go from 31 to dead. Losing only 2 games and being eliminated. Hmmmm🤔

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@Evil_B I literally never post in these forums, but I just have to reply to how absolutely psychotic you are. I have been casually browsing this thread off and on for over a year and every single time I see you posting some fucking conspiracy theory about how the game is rigged against you. Get help.

 Can you disprove his claims?

Finally take control, 2/17 for my opp when they draw with one card in hand. Top deck game. 1/20 do or die for my opp. Top deck game. Plus 12 on my opp, top deck game. Can see this shit from a mile away. Play through all your opponents bullshit rng and they get fucked. Oh well you know top deck game. EVERY FUCKING TIME. If you open trash why keep playing? If you play thru it they’re just going to top deck game as soon as you stabilize. If rng goes against you once. Why keep playing? It’s not going to go your way. And they’re just going to discover or top deck game anyway.

I usually make legend in standard and wild. Made it in wild before the set release. Just lol with standard. I don’t think it’s been anymore obvious how set up this game is til now. More and more obvious day by day. I’ve been playing a good amount the last week. Got to platinum 5 easily. Have not gotten past plat one. No matter how hard I try. Win two lose two. Lose five win five. I cannot seem to break the stated “goal” of 50 percent. Guess bli$$ard realized I didn’t buy any packs with real money. That’s why out of almost 60 packs all I got were two shit legendaries. Had to craft everything else. I guess they thought if they brought dual class cards into play where you have things like mage discovering bitch box which never fucks the person who plays it and winning off it. That the rigging wouldn’t  be as obvious. Quite the contrary!

Hahaha fuck Bli$$ard and fuck there shills! 

All these hot fixes but dood we just can’t seem to be able to simply take megasaur out of battlegrounds. Because divine shield poison or just poison alone is just such mad skillz man. I love my infinite second place to usual rng bs that is in every single goddamn mode of this game.

To all priest and mage players. Suck my dick. Your games always come to one thing. Do I sack or not? What great heroes and always such masterful play!