Hearthpwn

Like when they thought it was okay to print toxic arrow?

Wowzers. Only half of the hunter cards revealed. Really enjoy building up our false hope, don't ya Blizzard?

It's a less flexible, less consistent Jinyu Waterspeaker in exchange for forgoing to overload. It's fine, I suppose.

Patches is really good and really annoying. But most oppressive card ever? No. That title belongs to Jade Idol.

The problem isn't the value, it's hunter's ability to sustain. Sure, you can do wombo combos with Corpse widow and this card and a powerful deathrattle. Then what? Oh, your hand is empty, so you just lose anyway

Rip Pantry Spider and Infested Tauren.

New Meta?

Tier one will consist of 5 faceboop decks and one faceburn mage deck, only able to beat aggro because of cheating death with ice block.

Pretty sure all the Death Knights will fail miserably. It doesn't matter how strong they are when you have already lost the game by turn 3.

Warlock will still be pretty shit. Hunter will still be pretty shit, and almost nothing else will change either.

Calling it right here. I like most of these cards this expansion, which means that they will probably suck.

But aggro is always dominant.

Most of the hero cards will fail simply because of aggro. Most of the entire set will fail because of aggro. No one will have fun because of aggro. Control hunter won't extist because of aggro.

Aggro aggro aggro.

Y'all are high of you think this card will save the shithole hunter is in.

Every class has gotten a viable control deck at one point. That is, except for hunter. My point is that if blizzard keeps pushing this shit, regardless of whether or not hunter was made to smorc and nothing else, they better at least make it work. And they have never made it work.

And, uhhh, pretty Sure Pirate Warrior will be Tier 1 just like always. Phantom Freebooter can be a 7/9 on turn 4 with the right opener (though if you attack with rusty hook on turns 2 and 3 beforehand then Phantom Freebooter is a 4 mana 7/7. Joy.)

Secretly, Blizzard doesn't want to get rid of aggro decks, cuz in silent most people love that shit and the only ones who don't are very vocal in the forums.

And I really love 40 minute matches. They're fun. Decreases the impact of early game rng and adds skill for each turn. I don't give a shit how fast people need to climb with their aggro shit.

Don't get me wrong, I love most of the cards in TFT, but I'm probably just going to relax for 4 months summoning zombeasts against the inkeeper/Frozen Throne Bosses. Lol.