Hearthpwn

Really, wtf is with those bots. They are Blizzard bots 100%, because they play like Blizzard bots aka instantly and very very poorly, without giving any challenge at all, you can win by doing absolutely anything you want. And they don't have an ID to report them, meaning they dont show up in match history. Did THAT many people leave the game, really? 50-60% of games in silver are against blizzard bots.

Literally 50%. 4 games, 2 vs players playing face decks, 2 vs bots playing so badly it was not even funny. Blizzard cant even develop good bots, the ones they have use buffs on enemy minions and removals on their own minions.

WTF with those bots. Every 2nd-3rd game in silver is a bot with a default "noun + adjective" name playing cards instantly and losing by turn 4-5.

You must have not played the game at all for the past year. It is the most popular card, every single druid deck runs it, most top legend driud decks have all been running it since release, its a 10/5* card.

The card is "2 mana win the game" vs anything that is not a combo or a completely mindless face deck. It single-handedly makes druid the best anti-control deck in the game AND makes face and combo druid decks much more consistent, and it is not even a legendary. It is more toxic than Tickatus has ever been, LEAGUES more toxic, its an extremely cheap guaranteed 1-card win condition. But it is toxic only vs the archetype Blizzard absolutely hates, those pesky "control" decks, and is absolutely useless vs aggro. Seeing how 99.9% of ladder is aggro, the card is not played as much.

Those are not just some shitty decks. Those are top-tier face decks for almost every class except priest and mage. Decks hated by most of the community, decks so broken that the brawl mechanic is a major downside for them, all those decks (except priest and mage) could win any game easily.

I hate blizzard for promiting the worst possible wat to play hearthstone, the most anti-fun way to play it. Why would you ever release any fun cards if the best way to play the game is curve sub-4 mana and just go face?

Its the intro line of every video by MarkMcKz, a hs youruber who makes some very weird OTK decks. Kind of a small meme in his community

Its a yearly event, 2 years old sets' rotation to wild happens every year, if you didnt know.

Its the best effect from Kazakus' 10-mana potion, except it does not clear the board afterwards, and you can have 2 of them in your deck and do not need to play highlander. Actually a very good card vs control priest or warrior matchups, the ones that control mage usually loses.

Isnt there a limit to defile? They introduced it  several years ago, when Patron + Defile was a popular infinite combo, it can now recast a total of 14 times max. So your opponent got bored after waiting for less than a minute of animations?

What a buggy brawl. If you go second and mulligan the right most card, you will mulligan the coin also, and swap it for the card in your deck (you will draw the coin from your deck at some point), happened to me three times in a row. They also hard coded dreadsteeds and summon mechanics somewhat for some reason, so that all summons that SHOULD happen simultaneously happen one by one, a sign of some wonky scripting going on underneath. For example Mad Summoner minions on the enemy board spawn not on the right and left side of their minions, but only to the right.

 Aaand Im soft locked, because the Merchant's cart does not appear in the building menu, at all, even though I'm told to build it. And I cant do anything, restarting the game does not help. Did they even test this mode?

Blizzard hate non-face decks. Shadow priest is only viable priest because its a face deck. Every class now has a highly powerful face deck, and no viable control or basically any other deck, just like dev team always wanted, 10 classes, 10 decks in total, ~200 playable cards, very easy to balance.

With 2 bonuses and very expensive synergy to boot. Its a 2.5 mana cost minion for 1 mana now.

I bet he only ever plays face decks, that's why he dislikes priest, cant finish the game in 5 turns as usual. Who even came up with 10 mana crystals limit, if 90% of the games dont last 10 turns nowadays, especially in wild?

Overload! + Wisdom 76 is an unbeatable guaranteed 1-2 turn win, lol, its literally impossible to counter. Who the fuck decided to give a hero who can get windfury guaranteed Quel'Delar in the starting hand AND 10 mana on turn one AND "your weapons cost 1 less", it looks like some intern created this variant, not a randomly generated one.

Also the brawl is extremely bad, similarly to its previous iterations, face decks always win no matter what, as always.

Oh look, a deck that cant win a single game, another one. No wonder priest basically does not exist on ladder.