Hearthpwn

When you give a Jade Druid in casual a taste of his own cancer, so he ragequits.

Aahh...

I am a top English and Portuguese student, both European and American. I've tapped into French and Spanish. I know just a teeny bit of Latin and German, and writing fantasy has driven me to learn a bit of Inuit too.

Despite this, I am still unable to find words to properly convey the sheer amount of inbred retardation needed to pilot a Big Priest deck.

Did people really complain about Dirty Rat not being enough? Most complaints I've seen directed at the card were that it was too strong. (And TardisGreen ironically complaining that it is too RNG-heavy, but that complaint doesn't count because this is HS)

It's funny because Hecklebot is a lot less reliable. If you wait too long, your enemy will draw his combo and keep it safe in his hand. If you play it early, you are digging into a whole deck, and might very easily pull out something irrelevant. It won't be as much about skillcap as it will be about RNG. The anti-spell tech, though, that one takes timing, I'll give you that. 

Ah, Twitch chat... it's like an unfunny 4chan on speed.

It's the ultimate social experiment of seeing how well a community of people can induce retardation upon newcomers. Like that experiment with the monkeys and the hose, but with lesser creatures this time. Most of them don't know why they do it, but they do it because everyone else does too.

Truly, it is a magnificent example of the absolute morons humans make of themselves if they are convinced what they're doing is funny.

Aaaaand Facebook banned me for 7 days because of a stupid meme.

Fuck you FB, it's not my fault you don't understand the internet. Invent a time machine and go back to dictatorial Europe if you want the world to be "correct".

Boring, but powerful. I expect she'll see play in Wild Even Shaman. Those 2 1/1s she summons will discount Thing from Below and buff Draenei Totemcarver by 2.

Give it a few rotations and your Wild collection will grow naturally. Everything else has already been said. I think you need to both get past rank 25 and own a single Wild card.

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Yeah I should not have spoken about linguistic because I am not an expert.

Sorry for that.

Sorry if I harassed or offended anyone; mostly Spanish guys, Portuguese guys, and anyone who has been offended.

But as I say above, that's what they taught us here.

One can always learn and I learnt here sth.

Sorry again.

Edit: But I don't think you can harass me because of that like "you uncultural swine".

That's rude ! I was not be rude, just clueless...

 On behalf of Portugal, you are forgiven :D

Deck of Wonders!!!!!

Zarog's Crown, Molten Reflection (which gets you 4 of him at the end), Time Warp (no idea how that works), Entomb, Devolve, King's Ransom (for the lulz), Nether Portal, any 5-mana potion from Kazakus, Academic Espionage.

It will be fun for sure.

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Does someone here have a """better""" idea for the ending of the series? :P

 Up until the end of S7, I had this hope that Littlefinger would end up all alone on the Iron Throne after plunging Westeros into chaos. Unfortunately, said chaos would then enable the White Walkers to just march onto King's Landing. That would basically mean he'd get what he wanted, with a cool twist.

Currently, I suppose they could give Daenerys the Targaryen taint. Madness would be a cool way to "fix" how un-grey she has been compared to most other characters. I mean, we saw the world through her eyes all along, she thought she was the hero all along, but now we get other POV characters with her and reality is a lot different from that. We could even restore Varys's status as an intelligent person if he backstabbed her upon noticing she is not the best option for the realm. 

OFC this probably won't happen because D/D have a huge hard-on for Daenerys, but still it could work.

Fun fact: With Cersei, Robert, Joffrey, Stannis, Renly, Tommen and Myrcella dead, Jaime actually becomes the heir to the Iron Throne (if he renounces his status as a member of the Kingsguard ofc). Without Jaime available, Tyrion becomes the heir as the Queen Regent's younger brother.

I still believe killing Petyr Baelish (and Tywin Lannister ;)) was a terrible mistake. Also, I would love to see Jaime on the Iron Throne :D and always wanted Daenerys to fall into madness, that would be cool and very fitting for the character after all, but probably it's never going happen for the reason you already mentioned. Damn. :(

 We could get Charles Dance back as a White Walker (not really, since his corpse blew up with the Sept of Baelor :/). D/D really did a good job rewriting Tywin as a decent man underneath all that ruthlessness. One of my favourite changes the show made from the books!

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Does someone here have a """better""" idea for the ending of the series? :P

 Up until the end of S7, I had this hope that Littlefinger would end up all alone on the Iron Throne after plunging Westeros into chaos. Unfortunately, said chaos would then enable the White Walkers to just march onto King's Landing. That would basically mean he'd get what he wanted, with a cool twist.

Currently, I suppose they could give Daenerys the Targaryen taint. Madness would be a cool way to "fix" how un-grey she has been compared to most other characters. I mean, we saw the world through her eyes all along, she thought she was the hero all along, but now we get other POV characters with her and reality is a lot different from that. We could even restore Varys's status as an intelligent person if he backstabbed her upon noticing she is not the best option for the realm. 

OFC this probably won't happen because D/D have a huge hard-on for Daenerys, but still it could work.

Fun fact: With Cersei, Robert, Joffrey, Stannis, Renly, Tommen and Myrcella dead, Jaime actually becomes the heir to the Iron Throne (if he renounces his status as a member of the Kingsguard ofc). Without Jaime available, Tyrion becomes the heir as the Queen Regent's younger brother.

I botted to see if bots could play other archetypes than aggro, boring everyone involved to tears including myself. By the end most archetypes got less than 10% winrate, but it took a ton of lengthy, eye-gaugingly awful games to get there.

Oh, and I rope any netdecker who gets a bit too happy to get a casual win against me if I am matched up against them afterwards.

"You can't complain about S8 before seeing it!!!"

People, please... We've had season 5, 6 and 7 to know how downhill things have gone. OP is not magically complaining at all.

But... as MatthiasL3791 said, GRRM is not innocent in all of this. Not just because he is an incredibly slow writer, but because he seems to be taking every chance he gets to stuff his book with filler. It's enjoyable, don't get me wrong, but it makes both the fandom and the show suffer. And then he will say something hypocritical like being against fanfiction, even though it's his fault people are taking his setting and finishing it for him. I'd be much more worried if people stopped writing fanfiction, George, because that's when your fandom stopped feeling like waiting for you and moved on to something else.

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Most of the issues the OP cites are reasonable concerns or criticisms, in my opinion, and completely appropriate things to discuss in a Hearthstone forum.

1. Criticism to the game's health
2. Reference to a post that wasn't even in GD
3. Criticism (good and bad) to the newest expansion
4. Consumer habits, AKA Hearthstone's lifeforce
5. Only actual salty content in the whole list

OP basically wishes forums got deleted and all we had was the front page.