Hearthpwn

It is really sad. I keep returning to the game every week for 1-2 games, because I had so much fun with Hearthstone since closed Beta, but then I encounter a N'zoth, which rewards for playing your control game unifficiently, Yogg' which nullifies everything which was done before it and just turns the game into a dice poker, Call of the Skill, with 11 mana worth of stats for 8 or another major bullshit Blizzard pulled in the latest expansion, and just concede and leave the game again. It is disgusting how they managed to mangle their own game for the sake of pure profits. Valve got some heat recently about hooking up children on disguised slot-machines in their loot crate openings. Well, I think Blizzard does exactly the same with Hearthstone - aiming at exactly the same buttons, trying to enable the gambling addiction in their players with all these uncontrollable flashy effects.

Honestly, there were even threads on Reddit with "I'm addicted to Yogging" titles, ecstatically describing how amazing it feels to play a big Yogg and watch the spells spin, not knowing how it will end and realizing the whole game depends on its outcome. So fucking sad.

After 2 years of playing, quit HS more than a month ago. Today I decided to play a couple of games for some reason and was quickly reminded why exactly I did quit in the first place. So, thanks again Blizzard for ruining the Priest class - the class with the most 'class-only' players - and the whole game for me and for many others. I will not support your idiotic balance philosophy by my participation. It makes very little difference, but it does matter.

Yay, so, after dropping the game for a couple of weeks I decided to come back and check the meta. Obviously, I was greeted by a face Shaman + but it is nit the point. As soon as I started winning, I got "disconnected from the game, resuming...". And another one after, and another, and another. For fuck sake Blizzard, you are making billions of your players and you can't fix EU servers for how long now? 3 Years, starting with beta? Fuck you, deep  down I knew it was a bad decision. 

Ok. Enough. Fuck you, Blizzard, and fuck you Shaman netdeckers. You made the game unplayabe and just flat out unenjoyable. Thanks for that. I played since the closed beta, I got to legend first time before the Naxx,  I played through the Face Hunter and Combo Druid meta and actually enjoyed the game - but now I am just done. Never, never before the refined top-tier decks were so much stronger than semi-serious stuff which is actually fun to play. Fuck this.

Someone really should start a deep web fund for tracking and killing shaman players. It will be profitable.

Fucking yolo Maldasfadslfsdklfsdrok into Gorhowl. Fucking classic. I'm so done with this bullcrap.

People enjoy being in control of someone else's pain. Like, literally. I bet there are people who actually play the game only for these sweet seconds of the winning BM pleasure. 

// Yagut should be fcking ostracised by the HS community for fucking popularizing fucking Doomsayers in the fucking Midrange hunter. Do I have to play shitty face decks just because turn 2 Doomsayer means 95% win for a midrange hunter against any non-face deck? Also, thanks Blizzard for the not only not nerfing Highmane, but also adding dr. 8 into the game. So smart.

Reno fucking Malygos mage. With double Ice Block, Double Ice Lance, Double Flamestrike and double Doomsayer. Who managed to use Reno to heal for 29 WITH 16 CARDS STILL IN THE DECK. This is the most infuriating thing - to lose to a deck which clearly works once in a fucking lifetime.

Fucking Yogg players should all die screaming in some dark alley. HURR I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLAY SO I ADD THAT CARD IN A DECK TO RANDOMLY PLAY FOR ME EVERY TIME I GOT OUTPLAYED DURR

Both Yogg and Servant of Yogg are really strong Tempo mage cards. You just don't play them if you are ahead, and outcomes are beneficial on average. Ofc you will lose some games due to Servant Soulfirin itself, but you will also just outright win some with Yogg clearing full Patron Board and drawing 5+ cards while providing you with free Ice Block, or Servant of Yogg casting something like Spirit Wolves of Force of nature for an insane board swing. The main trick to not just hail mary these cards on curve but play them on the right time.

So, imagine a druid deck which is based on a Fjola and Eydis and Druid buffs. How good is it? Obviously, it is a horrible, shitty, abysmally bad deck which falls flat on its face every time it has no Sisters in the starting hand to actually use the buffs on. 

Now, what do I see facing a retard playing this deck? Innervate Eydis into Mark into Fjola into the second Mark.  Typical.

So, what happens when you stabilize on low health against a paladin with no cards in the arena? He topdicks the only unclearable card (Silent Knight) just to topdeck a Blessing of Wisdom next turn (unusable card and auto-loss with ANY OTHER topdeck previous turn), proceeds to draw Argus from the Blessing to escape unfavorable trades, and topdecks a Scarab next turn into Discover the last 2 damage to push lethal. Yay, paladin arena players.

Piece of crap.

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Why do people still play Face hunter? I mean, if you don't like interaction ..... then WHY THE F**K do you play an interactive card game? :/ 

And then on the extreme other hand, f**king Priests! Grrrr ... I'm unsure as to which I detest more. 

Twice today I've had Priests 'heal' me turn 2, at full health. That makes me rope, for the whole game, so yeah, enjoy that. It's not clever, or witty, it's irritating and makes me suddenly want to make the game as painful as possible for you. And when I'm in that mood, I almost always win. I never do it to any player who doesn't piss me off, but soon as they do ... be prepared for the long haul and some BM to finish. 

Cry more. And don't forget to innervate your Fel Reavers - that's all you 'druid players' do these days anyway.