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Cheap Shot is a rogue ability in WoW, so I'm going to be very surprised if it's a hunter spell here. Not a chance on Azeroth that a generic name like Blackwald Pixie is a legendary. And I'm extremely curious how you can guess that a Gargoyle would be a "building"-like card but not Gun Turret...
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A free 3/3 on the turn after you play a minion with lifesteal seems pretty good.
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Oh wow. Can't wait to start playing my mill rogue again :o
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Yogg-Saron, Hope's End is the stupidest card anybody could ever come up with. In fact, it may well be the stupidest anything anybody could ever come up with. This card deserves a Darwin award, not least of all because it consistently kills itself. They should shorten the card's text to read "Battlecry: kill all minions including this one, and waste 2 minutes of your life". The card needs to come with a fruit basket to send your neighbours as an apology for the screams of madness coming out of your apartment in the middle of the night as it stacks up 4 random buffs on itself, discovers Sylvanas, discards your hand, and then Mulches itself, giving your opponent a free Deathwing.
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Sorry, I needed to get that out. I'd dust the damned thing, but I can hear it at night, calling out my name, tempting me to play, mocking me for having only 26 spells in my deck. I think they captured the madness aspect of it pretty accurately, after all. I'm going to get back to playing my Yogg Druid deck now.
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Murloc paladin is the best deck I've managed to build so far :P
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After playing around with this for a bit, I conclude that it's the worst card since Millhouse Manastorm.
When it's done causing a minor amount of chaos and being randomly funny, you realize you've just spent 10 mana for a 7/5. Except when it mulches itself, in which case you've just spent 10 mana to give your opponent a Tirion, because of course.
0/10, would not recommend.
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I'm just going to take the sentence "This card is like combining a banana and raven idol" and use it out of context, if that's alright with you.
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A flying cat ON FIRE.
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Oh my, a Lovecraft reference in Hearthstone? In an expansion called Whispers of the Old Gods? How shocking.
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That's... really really specific.
Siphon Soul, Dark Bargain, Bane of Doom...? Shadowflame maybe? This thing has extremely limited potential value...
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Gazlowe oh god why...
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I don't think any amount of stats would make anybody play a 10 mana vanilla minion. At that kind of cost, a card must have immediate value, and even at 30/30, your opponent now has a turn with 10 mana to play something that will prevent you from getting value out of the minion you just spent an entire turn on.
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Meh, netdecking. Deckbuilding is 50% of the game, I may as well let somebody else play for me.
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How about spells that apply persistent effects to the game, for both players, for X turns? Completely random examples that may or may not be fun:
- Whenever a character is dealt damage, reduce the amount of damage by 1
- Whenever a minion dies, its controller gets a Coin
- Whenever you play a minion, you may pay 3 mana to give it a random bonus (say, charge or divine shield or +2/+2)