A while back a Hunter and a farmer got together. They had agreed to the terms beforehand, "5 chickens for a new bow". The farmer was going to get the bow. When the got together, the farmer said "Very well, here you go." and presented the chickens in a cage.
The Hunter replied by decking the farmer.
Rubbing his jaw, the farmer was furious, "What did you do that for? I'm not here for a fight. Now do you want the chickens or.."
That's as far as he got, before the Hunter punched him again, giving the farmer a black eye.
Another black eye and a busted nose later, the farmer gave up and left, chickens still in hand. Dark thoughts looming, he went to his next deal. When he greeted the next man, he asked "You aren't a Hunter are you?"
The man shook his head.
"Oh good. Those guys are crazy, and no matter how often you meet, they never trade. Well, nevermind that, what do you think of my offer?"
The Shaman grinned and replied by asking "Who's up for an adventure?"
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This is the worst card in the entire WOG expansion.
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Sorry but blizzard removed that emote.....so uhh wow?
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Cursed Blade is finally seeing some play!
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More like dustboar
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Not as useful with Shielded Minibot gone :(
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HELLO! HELLO! HELLO! HELLO!
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Good card but, I thought the art was going to be a legendary T_T