Hearthpwn

Quote from LaFlame3500 >>

This tavern brawl is dog shit, that was eaten and digested by another dog, and turned back into dog shit.

 This reply wins the day, period. There's no arguing about it. 

"Hello, i play a netdeck in casual because basically i am a man child, i love sucking dick and my life is basically a lifeless empty husk and a sad shadow of a real life, but i think i am actually good because i beat you in casual with my netdeck."

-everyone in casual mode. 

Suck my cock Warrior you fucking cunt. 

And fuck all the Huntards, just because. I would watch Rexxar burn all the fucking day, that asshole prick. 

Cant recall the ranks, maybe it was in casual. 

Win streak: 12 wins.

Lose streak: 22 straight losses. I took a 3 month break after this one. 

Quote from kitox_me >>

wait you guys are ok with this cheater competing at worlds ??? and you also voted for him ??

damn this community is rotten

 Why wouldnt you vote for him? I couldnt care less if it gets me packs. 

Cheating is legit. 

Quote from dontBSaltyFAM >>

Man I have like a 90% wr with token druid in rank 4 & up but everytime I win I just stop for a few minutes feeling completely disgusted like this shit shouldnt be this easy beating control warriors, tempo rogues and basically whoever. Im mad, fuck this game lol.

 The worst part is that i could take this deck and auto pilot. But i refuse, no matter what i wont play the fucking token druid, and besides it's boring to me. 

I prefer to vomit my salt and get my ass handed to me, i hope they fucking kill the druid once and for all, i hate it deeply. Fucking malfurion, fuck this addictive game, fuck it... 

The druid is a moron and a snob bastard on a high horse, grumpy grandpa. Out of all heroes he is the most hateful son of a bitch. Change my mind. 

I shit on malfurion's mouth. Fuck you. And Lunara is an asshole cunt. 

Druid has always been, currently is, and will always be the absolute most cancer in this game. Change my mind. 

I fucking hate druid with all my heart.

Edit: oh yea and of course the fucking Rogue and their bullshet bounce shenanigans crap. Forgot about that cunt for a second. 

Fuck this game, fuck the warrior and the huntard bullshet, fuck sap and fuck the carpet, and ofc fuck the fucking Malfurion son of a betch. Fuck it all, fucking addictive game i hope it dies miserably...

Op what did you have for breakfast? Check it out, it was probably expired. 

Quote from Junus10000>>

It only seems unfair to me that Jon had the balls to do what had to be done, and yet he is punished for it, only because Gray Worm, a nobody, insists on it. To hell with Gray Worm, man. 

I'm a Ramsay Bolton fan but I still feel sorry for Jon Snow's fate, even a gross death would have been thousands of times better for him. :( F...K stupid Grey Worm and the f...king Unsullied!!! >:-( 

Isn't he?!

Player since Naxx, I never seen as many Leeroy as in this meta... Put him everywhere fellas!! Even control deck can include this as a finisher; it's better than many others legendaries... 

His mustache deserve a special place in the Hall of Fame am I right?! 

Quote from JoeGruffins >>

Quote from dontBSaltyFAM >>

Been there done that, been on a rogue kick. TRUTH about token druid, they get bodied, played it ect.  Reason being, Token druid BARELY gets by against being raced. Most optimized list of rogue beats it period, you would think it doesnt. but even without FAN you still win, yes rogue is godlike, I know this is the salt thread but fuck it, this thread actually has some of the best convo even though dudes be quoting shit, and these other guys trippin.  Oh and im salty ect. Mods so ass lol.

 Feels good to be king.

I barely play anymore but got legend last month and already rank two this month.  Over 80% wr.  I know this is the salt thread but... The game really is more fun when you utterly destroy your opponents.

edit: reason I came here was to see if the guy i just played a turn two 12/12 cleef posted anything in here. I don't even know what type of warrior they were, but probably control.  LOLOLOL

Wow. I never once even fathomed I would see the day when someone would check the salty forum just to see if the person they just RNG shit on got salty enough to make a post, find out they didn't, and proceed to make a post to rub it in to a person who isn't even here. Congrats, sir. Whole other level...

How does Summoner Mage always follow the same sequence? Oh, you mean the same way Control Warlock always followed the same sequence, holding on to their cards to save up for the mountain giant? Oh, OK, that's how.

How does Summoner Mage always manage to take a huge shit onto the board leaving gigantic pig shits of minions that get duplicated? Oh, you mean because they hoard cards and saved up for the mountain giant? Oh, OK.

I say we change the name of the archetype "Summoner Mage" to "Anal Retentive Diarrhea Mage." It holds onto the shit like a retentive anus then has an explosive shit all over the board that's sometimes a challenge to clean up.

Was playing tempo rogue when i queued into another tempo rogue (yay 14th mirror match). Long story short, I own while emoting the entire time because I'm sick and fucking tired of warrior warrior warrior warrior warrior rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue druid rogue rogue rogue rogue rogue hunter mage rogue rogue rogue. He added me and said, "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU PLAYING ROGUE? GO PLAY PALADIN OR PRIEST YOU FUCKING LOSER. WHY ISN'T ANYONE PLAYING PALADIN ANYMORE WTF?!? STOP COPYING META DECKS GO MAKE A DECK WITH THOSE CLASSES SO I CAN BEAT YOU".

ME - ._.

It has been said before and will be said again:

The salt thread is NOT for discussion, and especially not for insulting others and their reason for posting here.

We are tolerant about the salt itself but all posters must respect the purpose of this thread. Please leave other posters alone except if you want to add your own salt to their comments or give encouragement and compassion.

Intentionaly froze the board instead of flame strike in case cunt has leeroy in hand so it's 1in4 chance to bounce him with final hit of wagglepick and ofcourse canceroid has the rng favor and bounces leeroy

Playing Reno Renouncelock again at Rank 10:

Mage: *has 24 damage on board with 2 Arcane Giants among his five minions*

Me at 24 health: "Please go anywhere other than the Mage's face, Ragnaros."

Ragnaros: "Sorry, I feel like SMOrc'ng today." *goes face*

Me: "I'm outta here." *concedes*

Like every other game, a sizeable portion of the HS player-base has been hoping the game will fail. If you hop onto the LoL forums, or the Dota forums, you'll notice that those games are also "dead" - the devs on those games are about as stupid, lazy and greedy as the HS devs. It's somewhat odd that so many multi-billion dollar companies, with successful, multi-billion dollar franchises, have each agreed to only hire idiots to develop those franchises. Perhaps, in years to come, the OP of this thread will break the glass ceiling which prevents so many geniuses from entering the industry.

Good luck, noble prince. Jesus loves you.

OPEN LETTER TO BLIZZARD: 

Dear Blizzard!

Suck my ass.