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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!

    The frame on golden cards is ugly as fuck. 

    Have been losing all day to face-hunters and born-again mech mage (yeah, turns out they're not all dead yet). I eventually switched on my zoolock, and endured a dozen games against warlocks.

    Tough luck. 

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    posted a message on Card Treasure Hunt

    Ah, this is actually much better !

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    posted a message on Group therapy! Need to blow off steam? Mega salty? Here is the place!
    Quote from thepoxbox »

    The Quickshot design meeting:

    Genius of the universe #1: "So we've had a lot of complaints about hunter this past year..."

    Master Brain of the Galaxy#1: "Oh really? By the Quizarks! It must be underpowered or too slow!"

    Genius of the universe #1:"Yes, probably, what else could people complain about, our game is perfect. Flawed hu-mans!"

    Master Brain of the Galaxy#1: "Well I personally think that stats show Fireball is the most beloved card, so we should go in that direction."

    Genius of the universe #1:"Indeed, yesterday I dreamt that Kill Command was fun to play against, so it must be so. Hunter needs more of those!"

    Master Brain of the Galaxy#1: "Praise Gorlork! What if we made another kill command that drew into more of itself? Double the pleasure overload!"

    Genius of the universe #1:"By Uranus, what a marvelous idea. Yes, but it can't be too good. Since hunter is mainly a control class now, let's only give them more cards if they empty their hand, it will speed up the game! Research shows that people enjoy how quick hearthstone is, that must be because they want the games to be over as fast as possible! 

    Master Brain of the Galaxy#1:"Flawless insight, as usual, eminent colleague. LET IT BE DONE!"

    --Nameless Assistant#66243: Hey it's lunch time and I'm ordering out, you guys want a sandwich or something?"

    Master Brain of the Galaxy#1:"Yes of course we'll have our usual double mayonnaise and bacon sandwiches, bacon is the funniest meat and mayonnaise contains life-giving cholesterol. Now begone, fool, we only have 5 work days to decide on the next card back. 

    Genius of the universe #1:"Curse the Zornok! More sleepless nights ahead!"

    Came here to complain; read this; forgot what there was to complain about

    Thanks for the laughs :')

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    posted a message on Card Treasure Hunt

    Al'Akir the Windlord

    Not sure but he is an element-al and you can certainly unwind once he is on board !

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    posted a message on Weekly Design Competition #17 - [Ended]

    Flavor : "Look at this junk. Ordinary fucking totems..." 

    A little push forward for overload shamans.

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    posted a message on "Greeted a Brother" Quest. WTF??

    heavy breathing intensifies

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    posted a message on Card Treasure Hunt

    There's nothing quite like Protoss heroism ;)

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    posted a message on Card Treasure Hunt

    Master of Disguise ? :)

    I stand from the the light unseen. (stealth)

    I am beat by something more evergreen. (Hunter's card Flare)

    Embrace me and ill give some to u >.< (Battlecry - give stealth to a friendly minion !)

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    posted a message on Legendary Tier Crafting Guide

    imo Toshley > Blinglotron with the appropriate deck. Great legendary. But yeah, Bling is good too.

    On the other hand, if those are the legendaries you currently miss, you could start crafting actually fun-to-play legendaries: Cho, Thermaplugg, ETC.

    Malorne is very nice too but unplayable outside of some fatigue druid decks

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    posted a message on Legendary Tier Crafting Guide

    Thanks for the feedback man :) cheers

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    posted a message on Legendary Tier Crafting Guide

    Legendary crafting is yet again upon me ! Rejoice, my brethren - and if by any chance you have some opinion, please share it !

    I currently own:

    Druid - Cenarius

    Hunter - Gahz'rilla

    Paladin - Tirion

    Warlock - Mal'Ganis

    Shaman - Al'Akir

    Priest - Vol'Jin

    Warrior - Grommash

    Neutral (Naxx and BRM aside) - Ragnaros, Sylvanas, Ysera, Alex, Deathwing, TBK, Thalnos, Harrison, Boom.

    I believe I do own most - if not all - staple legendaries. However, since i'm thinking about expanding my horizons by trying out new decks, I was wandering about the value of the following cards, and what they can achieve:

    Malygos - Antonidas (tempo mage ?) - Geddon (for control warrior) - Troggzor - Jaraxxus (for handlock) - Neptulon (he seems pretty used in midrange sham as a whole)

    ... and also Iron Juggernaut, although it doesn't seem an obvious pick, just because this card seems orgasmically awesome when it does work out in slow-control war.

     

     

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    posted a message on Card Treasure Hunt

    Hobgoblin ?

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    posted a message on Card Treasure Hunt

    Harrison Jones ?

    I figured... poor health and adventurer...

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    posted a message on Which golden legendaries do you have?

    Gahz'rilla which i kept because of reasons...

    Edwin VanCleef which I dusted a while ago now.

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    posted a message on Best professional Hearthstone player?
    Quote from CaptZoey »

    I really enjoy Trump's streams ( http://www.twitch.tv/trumpsc and https://www.youtube.com/user/TrumpSC ).

    What I like about Trump is that he explains his thought process, so it's great for new players.  I also admire that he does not cuss (he says "gosh" a lot), and maintains a good sportsman-like attitude when winning or losing: I remember watching another individual's stream where the commentary was "this dude is playing such-and-such a card, whatever" and "you lose! Get wrecked".  Such snarky attitude is absent in Trump's streams -- he's just a nice guy.

    I fully agree

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