Hearthpwn

Battletag: KoxX#2823 
Region: Europe
Trade Only?: Yes, you go first.

Who would have thought that robe of gaudiness is good :D

 

First of all. Fuck this weeks brawl, honestly who thinks through these coop gamemodes? people are fucking retarded in general and cant understand shit about the goal of the gamemode... fucking AIDS ass players healing nefarian and trying to kill me. gg bro you won the internet.
-1 pack for me.

Second....

FUCKING BULLSHIT ASS HEROIC HEIST!!!
ALL of the fcking chapters depend on getting robes of gaudiness.
Won every single one of them instantly as soon as i got it.
now im sucking virtual dick (already lost like 7 times against the 8th boss, but not like close games or anything, instant trainwreck, gg)  against the 8th boss in the 4th chapter because this trash ass gamemode doesnt give me a fucking card so i just have to insta choke against a fucking jade druid deck starting at 4 mana. Great game design btw, making the game "difficult" by giving you a massive disadvantage, really good concept.
I also like the fact that when you get a glimpse of hope for actually winning this time (getting a good deck, decent treasures), all looks good, even steamrolling through all 7 bosses, BOOOOM fucking 8th boss rapes your corpse with the biggest dildo ever, 0 curve in your hand, worst draws and just 3 turns in you are a disgrace to humanity. GG fucking asshole whoever designed this shit.

Battletag: KoxX#2823

Region: EU

Trade only?: Yes, you go first

So guys, i had a quest today to win as a rogue or warrior.
I didn't feel like playing any constructed, so I just fired up the tavern brawl and started it with rogue.
Literally first match, I experienced this:

My opponent conceded shortly after.
Needless to say I had fun and interactive gameplay today. Thank you Blizzard.

Battletag: KoxX#2823

Region: EU

Trade only? : yes, you go first

FUCK THIS GAME'S MATCHMAKING!!!!


Honestly, what the actual fck?!?!?!?!?!
Congratulations writing the code for this.
>making an actually fun deck with random cards
>get fucked in the ass 3 times in a row by hard counters and actual netdecks (Casual btw)
>gets fcking angry
>makes token druid coz FUCK YOU thats why
>win 5 in a row and quit because this game is shit.

GG everyone.
Well played Blizzard.

Oh no a deck actually beats me. PepeHands

Thank god for token druid, i will only play this deck from now on, because this fckng game doesnt deserve anything else.

Best deck.
I like aggro anyway, but this DLC showed me that its the only and best option.

Battletag : KoxX#2823

Region: EU

Trade only: Yes, you go first

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Token Druid boiz :3

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I don't know what issue have some people, just tell me why this happens.

Every single time  the opponent has no chance to win, instead of conceding they play till the end, making us both waste time.

It's not roping, it's more like they think they can comeback (which is matematically impossible).

Example:

Odd aggro mage vs Odd Warrior: Warrior has 50 armor and aggro mage has 2 cards left. Instead of conceding, they keep spamming that 2 dmg till the end.

Odd paladin vs Odd warrior: Warrior has 50 armor and paladin has 2 cards left. They keep spamming those 1\1 and attacking even if they have no chance since 2 turns to fatigue.

Why these guys plays like bots? are they just random clicking without even looking at the monitor? I just want to know if this people have brain issues or it is something else that i can't figure out. Im not upset, just a sincere curiosity. Thank you.

 

 

 

 So you are telling me you are superior and want concede wins against aggro just because you play the most cancer ass slow deck in the game?

Your deck is the reason I concede in casual as soon as I see the baku buff on warrior because its the worst match in the history of hearthstone.

Even tho I play fatigue priest a lot, your deck is still worse than anything I've ever seen.

You are just as bad as these aggro players.

I honestly hate these entitled control <snip> more than any aggro player ever.

Inb4 tilted LuL.

#love_aggro

#love_control

Just my opinion.

i dont give a flying F about ranked and ranks.

My all time best rank since i started (ungoro) was r14. (i reached it with a simple winstreak with old token druid cause i said to myself i wont quit until i lose, then i just got bored and did quit anyway)
As soon as i get the monthly 5 wins (which is usually about 20mins total) i get the hell out of that gamemode.

Battletag: KoxX#2823

Region: EU

Trade Only: yes, you first



Done.

Well its pretty pointless at this point :)

Half of the players (at least) already have the cardback, i just found out about this whole thing today morning (EU) and i queue into casual, literally my first opponent had it.
A good strategy i was planning to do but didnt even need to is if you just constantly concede in casual until you encounter the cardback and then play the game. easy as that, i bet under 5 minutes  you will have the cardback. hope it helps.