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Quote from Evil_B >>

When was the last time you played a mage that didn't have Primordial Studies or Font of Power in their opening hand?

How about a priest that didn't have Palm Reading on turn 3? 

Here's a fun exercise. Take a deck of 30 cards. Take one card out and add two jokers. Shuffle them well and deal yourself the top 2 cards. See how many times the jokers are the top 2 cards. Now ask me how many times when I play control warlock and open with Spirit Jailer I draw the 2 soul fragments that I just shuffled in the deck on round 2. 

You gotta love manipulated RNG.

 That's because this game is so far away from naturally occurring randomness that it's a joke - and anyone who defends this type of RNG by trying to say this is the same as a "random occurrence" is an idiot.

This game sucks. Period. 

It's devolved into a casino rngfest of discover and mana cheating to sell packs unfortunately.

Quote from Sorakie >>

Well I am quitting this pile of trash until next buff/nerf, this is ridiculous how priest is trash.. it's all face damage while you cannot do anything to prevent that shit from happening.

Healing is worthless vs mage and dh, how amazing the game direction is going!

Pretty neat xpact, no one playing the news cards. It's a omehga fail from blizzard part and I think it's the first one they fail that hard.

 This pretty much.

This game sucks because of netdecking, excessive rng, mmr(Bliz's 50% win rate) and discover.

End of story.

Quote from Gray_Fox >>

This game is rigged get it boys finally!!! I have never ever seen anyone maindecking Subdue, but in my game, my opponent was! So basically I was playing mine Reno Druid and run N'Zoth so of course I run Deathlord. Paladin plays Shotbot I coin out with hesitation my Deathlord. Surprise! He runs Subdue in main and he was not Reno, just random cards.

Yeah sure "Not rigged" lol ok.

 You should all know this game is rigged by now.

Quote from ShadowAldrius >>

...why can piercing shot hit friendly minions? it doesn't even make sense.

 'Cause Hearthstone loves trolling it's player base.

Lol.....this game sucks so badly right now that even Solem just quit. https://youtu.be/aIPNhGWYOho

Maybe if Blizzavision wasn't so heavily invested in manipulating player outcomes the game would actually be somewhat fun. 

Unfortunately they just lost yet another great content creator who no longer enjoys this garbage.

Quote from Nyc2019 >>

Just wanted to say, fuck Hearthstone. Rigged garbage that makes you lose games on purpose, so you don't rank up quick enough. I love when the game matches me up with decks that NO ONE is playing, just because that deck counters me.

 Exactly. But the real problem is that you don't even feel good when you do win your 50% of the time either .....because you win by RNG/Discover-infested MMR-controlled coinflips run by mostly autopilot autosynergy decks.

Takes any enjoyment out of the game completely, ultimately making this 'game' feel like a complete waste of time.

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Can't wait for this meta to end, honestly one of the worst for me. Thought the game would of been in a better place after the core refresh but it's somehow worse. Haven't been able to find a single deck I enjoy playing and any I have managed to find a sliver of enjoyment out of just get mashed against the same old meta decks and their anti fun cards. This expansion has been an absolute slog.

 It really has been a drag.  Dooshbag Mage after Dooshbag Mage with a few Tickatus dickheads mixed in.  Awesome.  Mage draws their entire deck by turn 5/6 and does all face damage.  Thats what happens when every fucking card costs zero fucking mana.  The morons that allow these synergies to exist are just dumb people.  Why cant we have a neutral minion that destroys 3 random spells in your opponents deck or some type of counter?  There is NO counter to zero cost card Mage. 

And Tickatus?  Remove, remove, remove, remove, remove, remove.... heal, heal, heal a bit more then Twisted Neither.  Then Strongman.  Then Tickatus.  Then Tickatus comes back for zero mana.  Another Einstein-like card design.  Playing it once is bad enough....but TWICE?  Hello?  Dumb ass?

 Yep. Exactly why this game is in such a beyond retarded place. But if it helps Blizzavision sells packs to kids - who really cares right?

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How Refreshing Spring Water made it past play testing is completely beyond me. Who thought a common that draws two cards for a cost of -2 to 0 mana was balanced should be fired immediately.

The card itself is not OP. Imagine this card in a 50/50 spells and minions deck where this card is their only resource to draw, definitely not op.

The problem is the synergies it has in no minion mage with incarner flow.

 Yep. Of course that only works in your favor if you are over your 50% win ratio.

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

 And I can't understand why anyone would troll a salt thread.

 You are the one who keeps posting on a thing they obviously dont like. Very smart

 

Because I have been playing since beta and I can remember when it was a great game. Before they had to dumb it down to convince people like you that you are really good at at the game when you copy their net decks and win in 5 turns. They are simply catering to the participation trophy generation. You are easy to identify because any basic observation regarding how the game defies statistics and probability is taken very personally. That and completely disregarding Blizzard's public admission of manipulation of the RNG. 

 

 Blah blah same old crap. Thing with me is I have a few brain cells left, who when i dont like something I dont go on and on and on and on and spam forums with rubbish. I leave. There is one thing talking about a bad beat, but when you come on with the same unproven based on lies crap that is another thing.

Majority of this thread is not unlucky beats, its full of spoilt so and so who probably net decked one of the 'top decks omgz' but got beat badly because of a bad play or the opponent got lucky (it happens), then he comes on hear whining.

"Oh nos I net decked from a article saying its a top deck, I should be winning every game, why arent I winning every game - boo hoo"

 And any moron can clearly see that this thread exposes a huge problem of Hearthstone today. Player dissatisfaction with the game in its current state keeps growing exponentially due to excessive RNG,MMR, and powercreep. So what the f*ck is wrong with you complaining about salt in a SALT THREAD you asshat

GTFO if you don't like the salt here...cause it ain't going anywhere.

 Bullshit, most hear is just whining from spoilt brats who thing everything must be given on a silver platter. ENtitled much, cant fathom in there tiny brain that other people can get lucky or get a good hand. Its all self entitled me me me

 Yep and it ain't gonna change until this game improves...so in other words it won't.  

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 Just uninstall the game simple. I cant understand why you still play the game. You obviously dont like it yet here you are whining about some tinfoil hat conspiracy theory.

 And I can't understand why anyone would troll a salt thread.

 You are the one who keeps posting on a thing they obviously dont like. Very smart

 

Because I have been playing since beta and I can remember when it was a great game. Before they had to dumb it down to convince people like you that you are really good at at the game when you copy their net decks and win in 5 turns. They are simply catering to the participation trophy generation. You are easy to identify because any basic observation regarding how the game defies statistics and probability is taken very personally. That and completely disregarding Blizzard's public admission of manipulation of the RNG. 

 

 Blah blah same old crap. Thing with me is I have a few brain cells left, who when i dont like something I dont go on and on and on and on and spam forums with rubbish. I leave. There is one thing talking about a bad beat, but when you come on with the same unproven based on lies crap that is another thing.

Majority of this thread is not unlucky beats, its full of spoilt so and so who probably net decked one of the 'top decks omgz' but got beat badly because of a bad play or the opponent got lucky (it happens), then he comes on hear whining.

"Oh nos I net decked from a article saying its a top deck, I should be winning every game, why arent I winning every game - boo hoo"

 And any moron can clearly see that this thread exposes a huge problem of Hearthstone today. Player dissatisfaction with the game in its current state keeps growing exponentially due to excessive RNG,MMR, and powercreep. So what the f*ck is wrong with you complaining about salt in a SALT THREAD you asshat

GTFO if you don't like the salt here...cause it ain't going anywhere.

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Battlegrounds record. 5th place! 5th place! 5th place! 5th place! 5h place! 5th place! 5th place! I guess I should’ve just played better in the casino, rng, rigged, 50 percent win rate game. That or I suppose pay money for the “perks” aka better rng

 Pretty much.

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Control now stomps on those decks

 Try playing control warlock. Use deck tracker. It's fun to see 12 soul fragments in a deck of 21 cards never get drawn while you keep pulling removal spells against a spell mage with no minions. Then match up against Paladins that draw perfect and kill you by turn 5. That will continue until you are about to quit then you will go on a winning streak that will convince you that control is the shit.

As I was playing this I lost to a paladin in 5 turns with control warlock. I posted before - think about how many games end in 5 turns and how you literally have to draw perfectly on curve to do that. Either Hearthstone players are the luckiest fucks on the planet or luck has nothing to do with it. 

Next game was a mirror match. I had 16 soul fragments out of 23 cards and couldn't draw any.  Then I lose in 7 turns to face spell mage. Remember when you used to have to think about what card to play? When fatigue was a thing?

 LOL fatigue.

The fun of those days have been traded in for a modern RNG MMR Casino sh*tstorm that is today's Hearthstone.

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Quote from Punisher1133 >>

the devs just programmed in paladin the 1 mana minion drops, and the 0 mana spell get 2x 1 mana minions  on the opening hand

 

 They had the same coding on Fiery War Axe for warrior back in the day. Libram paladin always gets Aldor Attendant and Hand of Adal (a 2 mana +2/+2 with card draw isn't at all OP). I have yet to play a mage that didn't have Primordial Studies and/or Font of Power in their opening hand. 

 And that's "when it is "time for Evil_B to lose" that is....the other 50% of the time you'll get the favorable rng in this dumpster fire.