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I think all the good people who were in Team5 already left. Just look at the quality of the game now versus a few years ago, it has gone downhill ever since Brode left. All of the talented (expensive) senior devs got booted and replaced by (cheap) juniors and by streamers with no actual card design experience.

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Also giving weapons expert 1 star :D  What are you, rank bronze 10?
I'm not even going to bother explaining, just watch today's review from feno, thijs and hunterace on why you're dead wrong on both weapon expert and order of the court, and dead wrong on sylvanas.

 They can watch my review on why they are dead wrong as well, you don't need to worship them because they make videos, that's embarassing.

Why did you edit your insult from rank bronze 25 to 10 ? It's less funny this way, edit it back.

 'Because they make videos'

Yeah, so 3 players who have been among the best of the best for years. All 3 of them who have been GM's, 2 of them who won one or multiple World championships, are just known for making videos....
And somehow, a random dude on the forum who gives 1 star to what will likely turn out to be the most broken paladin card in years, has a more valid opinion on these cards...

Ok dude, i'm done here.

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You could stop reading at giving order of the court 1 star, OP has no clue about the game based on that alone ;)

 Every 4 month I read arrogant replies like this on some of my reviews, more often than not I was right and the arrogant man went missing ;)

Come fight me whenever you want, best of 5, any constructed format, see who has no clue. You won't, obviously, arrogance and bravery are mutually exclusive.

 There's litereally no review in your post history, only one of the worst druid deck monstrosities i have ever seen in this https://www.hearthpwn.com/forums/hearthstone-general/general-discussion/253781-druid-is-so-op-that-you-can-actually-play-big

I don't need to play games to point out that you're spouting a load of uninformed nonsense about these cards. But ofcourse the whole rest of the thread is wrong and you are right, what was that about arrogance again?

Again, watch the combined feno/hunterace/thijs review from today, they're way better than me at completely butchering your review with theirs ;)

Also giving weapons expert 1 star :D  What are you, rank bronze 10?
I'm not even going to bother explaining, just watch today's review from feno, thijs and hunterace on why you're dead wrong on both weapon expert and order of the court, and dead wrong on sylvanas.

You could stop reading at giving order of the court 1 star, OP has no clue about the game based on that alone ;)

Let's see what the Copium-department will come up next. Maybe buff rogue some more and make their location 0 mana, or buff Guff to always be in opening hand. I mean it can't get much worse than the meta they've created right now, so let's go totally nuts while we're at it.

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Never saw it played, The only Warlock I faced was some Mecacthun ones 

Still not Legend in some days maybe I will face more of them but for now it doesn't seems that strong and there is more cancer decks to face like turn 2/3 Neptulon or Pirate Rogue

 What the?
Imp warlock is by far the strongest deck in the game right now, Legend 2k- is basically imp lock, druid and shaman exclusively. Sometimes the odd hunter. How is pirate rogue more cancerous than that? Pirate rogue is literally one of the worst decks in the meta right now.

I've played since very early HS, and in all those years i haven't seen the game THIS bad.
The game's been bad before, more than once, with a recent example of the no-minion meta. But this just beats everything in stupidity. Close to none of the new cards actually seem fun, and a bunch of them are way beyond broken. The archetypes are more streamlined than ever before, where every class just has one archtype now and there's a crazy amount of overlap in them too.

So, what do i think of the expansion? It's a steaming pile of cr... that clearly has (again) not been playtested properly, i think we can only conclude that anyone with any actual sense of what they are doing in Team 5 has long left them behind...

Yeah, i'll wait a month after the expansion to see if they grew any kind of clue on card design.
The last few expansions have all been terrible, with the most recent one taking the absolute cake in bad design (looking at you, kasakusan).
That's what Blizzard games are nowadays, you wait a month to see how it turns out, and then you probably don't buy it. A sad reality for a game company that was once considered the best in the business.

Announcing that they are going to do an announcement is also... well, weird, to put it mildly.

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Hmm kinda disagree, i hated the chinese/jeeve curve milk meta, that seems bo be largely eliminated now and the game feels like it has a lot more depth.
What i do hate however, is the insane power difference between heroes, the imbalance is really off the charts. While you have insanely op buddies like the malificent, tavish, cookie, illidan, curator one etc, in the same patch they added stuff like the c'thun, tess, reno one etc and some  heroes that were already bad got even more terrible ones. For example, who the hell thought the pyramad, silas, rat king etc. buddies were a good idea?

 It feels to me like they made about 10 really good, interesting and powerful buddies, then called it a day and slapped something random on the rest. Not a huge problem for now, but it will lead to a very stale meta with the same 8 heroes every game again very soon.

 Rat king feels better than it looks, tbh - though it's a hero that I seem to handle better than others (still not a top-tier, but I'll take it over mediocre/bad options). Lets you fish for specific stuff surprisingly often. Nowhere near Wagtoggle's, though - just not as bad as it first looks :P Hard to get a good buddy for rat king because after the first few turns he's very open on which tribes to go for, and you often ignore the HP. Was surprised at the powerlevel of Wagtoggle, but cycling discount stuff is strong, particularly when you golden - key seems to be leaving pirates from the comp (a turn with Hoggarrr or a few of the sells for 3 gold ones is a beefy buff), though elementals would probably work too. Zeph's buddy is a good boost, too, can use that to compensate for faster tiering that turn, then sell.

Fortunately not been forced to pick Pyramad/Silas since the patch. Not a fan of C'thun's or Y'sharrj's buddies at all.

WRT Cookie I need to look at how to actually use him, as he looks like he'd just give you low-tier chaff of that tribe, since there'll be more of those available. And, in fact, that's been my minimal experience :P Three minions sold for 0 gold to get a tier 1/2 minion. Yay. HP is also weak early since you just lose a minion? That's what happens without hours to watch streamers, though :)

The dragon that gives you a minion from your last opp's warband can be hilarious with buddies. Nice little buff for him. Can't argue with stuff like a free secret every turn! Tarec is clearly the winner for a chunk of buddies, though, so wouldn't be surprised to see people rushing to 3 on 3 et al.

Warning: i think i'm about to trigger a mature 'DOH' moment in you :D
You use your cookie HP on minions in the shop, not on your board ;)

OP is clearing trolling. Already reported all they do is ignore posted facts and incite and belittle anyone who's not with them. 

I agree with you Bro. Senseless thread though.

This dude "PetiteMouche" never has any clue what he is talking about when it comes to Hearthstone. 🙄

Like half of these cards you mention are incredibly efficient in a "competent" player's hands.

Sure, you think The Jailer suxx ? I'll farm you with my Questlock Day 1, son. 😄

Other weird ratings of yours include..

Motion Denied - easy 5 Stars in Face Huntard, not sure how someone can't see that

Contract Conjurer - play 2 Secrets in a turn this costs 0 Mana - broken. 4 Mana 7-7 with Overload was a Meme that was linked to something broken, this one is much better, this is almost always at least 3 Mana 6-6 (without downside) And fyi Kabal Crystal Runner was also a really strong card (still is in Wild)

Prosecutor Mel'tranix - Heavily underrated apparently, this is even more efficient than Loatheb most of the times, but it requires the right deck, and DR probably isn't the right class for this to be S Tier. Still on it's own, once you establish a threatening board this is a insane tempo finisher card, especially against Midrange & Control.

your analysis is bonkers. you talk about wild in some card descriptions but you don't take it into consideration when it comes to others.

when you play The Jailer it means you have Mecha'thun in your hand and you are about to finish the game, or something similar. When you play this it means you already have your winning combo in hand.

why do people keep comparing Theft Accusation with The Light! It Burns!? there is simply ANOTHER removal that has DIFFERENT triggers. good luck eliminating 4/12s with your removal. good luck playing shadow priest with your removal. good luck if you keep only 1 removal in your deck.

Tight-Lipped Witness this is literally a cheaper Eater of Secrets for finishing moves.

Everyone says that they miss Dirty Rat from Standard and you say this is bad.

and I can go on and on on your analysis...

This is indeed disappointing,  Call me a cynic, but I'm predicting this will follow the usual pattern:

Step 1: Release news that adds monetization to a beloved game/feature or new game (e.g. Marvel Snap)  that is bound to be taken poorly by the community

Step 2: Amid the outcry, back away from the initial news, maybe even throw out a half-assed apology

Step 3: Release the "compromise" that gets you what you really wanted/expected anyway and tries to make you look like the good guy for listening to the community

I'm guessing Step 3 in this case will be allowing the 2 extra hero choices to be eventually bought with Hearthstone gold, or maybe a compromise of offering 3 choices to everyone but 4 to the Season Pass holders.  The way this stands now will kill the casual player pool for BG.

The announcement that the announcement announced last week will be announced in 2 days, to announce an upcoming announcement.

Sad.

I wonder what the reason for such an odd delay could be,late minute change?or maybe some art wasnt ready on time

Oh yes, an announcement of an announcement about a delay of an announcement announcement, how classic!

i'm always super interested to see how these clowns contradict themselves

I would love to know what kind of viewership Grandmasters would get if they didn't bribe people with loot drops.