"It's bad enough when he picks on a straw man, but even worse when he snarls at poor little dogs."
"The Night Elves have a bad habit of growing trees that burn down. Perhaps they should invest in more fire insurance"
Nordrassil, the tree that Ragnaros attacked during the Cataclysm. It brought immortality to the night elves, represented by your hero being immune.
"There's nothing like having friends who can cast spells, wield weapons, curl up with you like a fluffy pillow, and lick your face"
This card can summon anything from Town Crier to a Big Bad Archmage. You never know.
"The time for the final battle has arrived..... and you better make the most of it because soon time won't even be a thing anymore."
This is designed both as a late-game card to potentially level the field and as an homage to the end of time on this website. Best played if your opponent still has a larger deck than you and you are about to fatigue. It will fill your deck and cut theirs down to an equal level.
"The question is not 'Why do we eat bananas?', but "what is worth eating bananas for?'"
Even more powerful when combined with bananas generated from other cards.
@whatTheHeck I think it's fine as a card, but I'd personally change up the flavor. A spell is generally an action, so I'd put a person in there and call it something like "Explore the Unknown" or some other verb variant of what you are going for. Just my idea though.
Here's my first idea. Still figuring out how to properly balance everything, but I like the idea of a minion who has a unique benefit from Bananas as opposed to other buff cards. Let me know if you think of a class that this would go well with, as Monk isn't a viable option to my knowledge and I'm not sure if I should try to fit it into a class or keep it neutral. let me know balance ideas as well, as this could be OP if I'm not careful, but I don't want to make it weak either.
"The official reason they're in the army is for bombing runs, but between you and me, I think the trolls mainly use them for joyrides."
This card imitates the batrider units' bombing abilities and low health by being possible to use several times cheaply- simulating bombing runs-- without requiring a brewmaster or similar card to return it to your hand. Of course, that would be a bit OP on its own, so you'll have to find a way to counter its low health to sure it survives for another use.
Here's my first idea. This card tries to imitate the units bombing abilities and low health by being possible to use several times cheaply- simulating bombing runs-- without requiring a brewmaster or similar card to return it to your hand. Of course, that would be a bit OP, so you'll have to make sure it survives first.
"Freya gained a following at her grade-school science fair when she managed to make a real volcano out of baking soda and vinegar."
This is a great idea! Now I can finally try some of the cards I've made for fun in the past but didn't fit any contest themes so far. Here's some of my favorites, all of them focused more on theme than mechanics, but I tried to build them balanced. I have so many I can't decide, so feedback on which one to submit would be most appreciated. :)
"Who would have guessed that the best way to smuggle contraband was on giant chickens? No one, that's the beauty of the whole plan...."